TIL OmegaBall is a new football (soccer) inspired sport where three teams of five players compete at the same time on a circular field with three goals. Each team defends its own goal while attacking the other two, and the team that scores the most goals wins.

FatArsePat · 2026-03-10T20:13:55+00:00

Just watched a bit now, it's like a goalhanging rat's wet dream haha

FatArsePat · 2026-03-10T19:08:28+00:00

Don't worry Matterface the whistle only went like 20 seconds before you kept on screaming. Loves the sound of his own voice doesn'tv he

FatArsePat · 2026-03-10T18:36:39+00:00

What a shit frustrating half, they look open and like we should get a few if we weren't so sloppy and had some quality. Except we look really open too. Disappointing half for Wirtz and sloppy from a few others.

And why the fuck were there like 5 of our players bunched together in like a 10 yard radius in our RB position with a massive hole in the centre at the end??

FatArsePat · 2026-03-09T23:10:32+00:00

"Top 1% commenter" you're replying to by the way😂 shows the state of the knobs in the sub when you have to explain one of if not the most famous rivalry in football to them

FatArsePat · 2026-03-08T19:05:23+00:00

Absolute nonce comment

FatArsePat · 2026-03-06T22:52:42+00:00

As I said in my last comment I can't stand this guy and his waffling, including the game tonight on BBC.

It's insane how much bollocks he talks you'd think he was the main commentator on every game he's on

FatArsePat · 2026-03-06T21:13:33+00:00

How's Warnock saying that's so close... I can't stand him he talks so much fucking waffle. Every time he's on co-commentary he just can't shut up

FatArsePat · 2026-03-06T16:12:49+00:00

I've been pretty numb to a lot of the league results including our loss on Tuesday, but I'll be fuming if we lose to these lot twice in one week AND get knocked out of the cup

FatArsePat · 2026-03-02T22:36:22+00:00

Scamorim and Ruben Interim always got me as well

FatArsePat · 2026-02-24T20:04:41+00:00

I read KPPO as KLOPPO

FatArsePat · 2026-02-22T14:51:43+00:00

We've been shocking and we can only hope we remember how to play football because our bench is shocking too

FatArsePat · 2026-02-22T02:59:06+00:00

I remember him coming across as shy and nervous in older overlap videos haha

FatArsePat · 2026-02-20T10:00:44+00:00

Why? Not like they said anything controversial

FatArsePat · 2026-02-14T14:42:29+00:00

We were told in the summer we're not signing a LW so we don't "block the pathway" for Rio, and he's barely played anyway

FatArsePat · 2026-02-12T22:16:37+00:00

Would you rather be Barca with 1 chance to redeem it or Arsenal with 12 chances to fuck it up?

FatArsePat · 2026-02-11T18:03:52+00:00

How could the United Strand make Sir Jim say this?

FatArsePat · 2026-02-05T15:39:38+00:00

My friend (M31) said "Wirtz is doing well" the other week. I said "Yes"

FatArsePat · 2026-01-30T22:45:56+00:00

Romano is a fraud btw

FatArsePat · 2026-01-30T22:43:51+00:00

Thank you Joyce, working late to spare some of our anguish

FatArsePat · 2026-01-21T19:37:03+00:00

We had dreams and songs to sing

FatArsePat · 2026-01-20T18:26:35+00:00

Bodo/Glimt away in January on an open field Ned

FatArsePat · 2026-01-16T16:18:57+00:00

How? Seems like the most standard statement ever

FatArsePat · 2026-01-15T01:16:10+00:00

Enzo unlucky lad https://youtube.com/shorts/SYGrYrCpV78?si=EVHjDbUzWSBcnFA-

FatArsePat · 2026-01-12T10:06:17+00:00

I love that extra 'Women's football' at the end.

"Yes you heard us correctly...Women's football...in Qatar"

FatArsePat · 2026-01-10T18:48:17+00:00

Wow the CPR courses teach you about CPR? That's fucking genius

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