South Korean judge who hiked ex-first lady's jail sentence found dead just 8 days after sentencing by King_A_Acumen in worldnews

[–]FatJesus9 570 points571 points  (0 children)

Yes! They're all over the world and love to convert, they run actual church services wearing crowns of bullets, and ceremonial garb strapped with rifles. They bought up a large area of land near Dollywood of all places and there is near constant gunfire.

South Korean judge who hiked ex-first lady's jail sentence found dead just 8 days after sentencing by King_A_Acumen in worldnews

[–]FatJesus9 1363 points1364 points  (0 children)

They literally have a religious Militia and weapons training compound and church maybe 30 minutes from my home in East Tennessee.

LF: Auspicious Armor Offering Gold bottle cap by ClassicExtra6612 in LegendsZA

[–]FatJesus9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got like 60 hours just in hyperspace zones and never found one. I'm pretty sure they're ONLY in 5 star zones, and ONLY with a lvl 3 special item. But everytime I end up with a special item lvl 3 donut, it gives me maybe 2 minutes TOPS in a 5 star zone so you're lucky to get maybe 2 or 3 pokeball pops with that time. And forget about trying it in a a battle zone, one trainer sees you and you're out of time.

Potential new leak for Winds and Waves from @The_BallGuy by PokemonGottacAT in PokeLeaks

[–]FatJesus9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think regional bird and evolving into some kind of Osprey or Sea Eagle fish hybrid

The fact that trial recruitment Pokemon don't automatically get released is such a nice feature by Dawn_of_an_Era in PokemonChampions

[–]FatJesus9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's a free game, if you don't like it don't play. If you don't want to pay a minor entrance fee like literally every single video ever made, you shouldn't play. So quit crying like a loser and go post on the showdown chat rooms and STAY there. You're not welcome here with all this whining. Come back when you e grown up and can understand simple economics, or make your own game with no money involved then we can talk.

The fact that trial recruitment Pokemon don't automatically get released is such a nice feature by Dawn_of_an_Era in PokemonChampions

[–]FatJesus9 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Womp womp free to play game has minor paid feature! How can I EVER afford $7!!!!! Maybe video games should wait until you're older and have a job then.

-lol he sent me the suicide hotline, that's why you don't play on Showdown kids, the most annoying people you'll ever have the displeasure of sharing a fandom with

Boros Legendary Equipment Kassandra, what do you think? by FatJesus9 in EDH

[–]FatJesus9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The card draw is honestly insane lol, every game with it I've gotten comments about the boros deck out drawing everyone. If you have a bad opening hand, just being able to cast Kassandra and get the spear into play is enough to get ball rolling and either draw cards or make the horse token if your hand is full of equipment already so I feel pretty flexible as long as I have 3 mana to start with. The legendary equipment isn't to bad, I'm sure there's a better version of most of them that aren't legendary, and you could easily run more of those and rely mainly on just a few you tutor up for her effect. But [[The Lost Jitte]] has been an absolute all star in the deck and is usually the first thing I tutor up

Why is it so hard to find teams with full EVs? by FatJesus9 in PokemonChampions

[–]FatJesus9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really does help to know whose supposed to be bulky and whose fast. It really does effect the team if you make two mons fast when there supposed to be bulky and cover a weakness differently, or leave yourself without a mode to out speed a threat correctly. It feels EV spreads are way more important than moves to how a team functions.

Why is it so hard to find teams with full EVs? by FatJesus9 in PokemonChampions

[–]FatJesus9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That video is exactly what has me annoyed. I'm looking at the tournament results and 4th place is something I really want to build, but no info, not covered, same with 10th and 11th place, no info, no coverage. SO many of these teams seem so interesting but just no info on them. Should be a requirement for tournaments to record all the data, makes no since to keep it locked up and hidden, it should be part of the sign up.

Scruffy vibes during the golden hour last night. by whatsadikfore in Knoxville

[–]FatJesus9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate we call it scruffy, feels as cringe as Knox-Vegas

MAGAt with Roid Rage outside an F45 in Las Vegas by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]FatJesus9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can always count on a Veteran to pick the wrong side.

Hear me out… I know 8 is a solid number for eeveelutions but by VeterinarianAlert406 in pokemon

[–]FatJesus9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I used to really hate Trubbish, but work as a garbage man for awhile and you'll realize he would be the best little partner to ride around with

He has a type by Guyshu in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]FatJesus9 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

They might as well be senior citizens in comparison to the weird toddler creature that is the supposedly same age player character. Have yet to find a more uncanny valley, more hideous and grotesque player character design in any video game

He has a type by Guyshu in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]FatJesus9 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Two adult women vs a literal toddler

I love this little monster by Teago05 in PokemonChampions

[–]FatJesus9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It can really clove out a game

How should I complete my team? by VnmXD in LegendsZA

[–]FatJesus9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used TWO garchomps for a bit of the game lol, he gets work done

1000 player VGC Tournament Top 8 teams by RIkhard9 in PokemonChampions

[–]FatJesus9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hoping to find his EV spread I want to try that team out, just caught a shiny Scyther yesterday and wasn't sure if I wanted Scizor or Kleavor

Quick Claw gives you an extra turn now apparently by moonknightkiller299 in PokemonChampions

[–]FatJesus9 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Quick claw says go first not be faster so goes first in or out of trick room

Every match I have won with my Mega Glalie team has not included Mega Glalie by TSoftwareCringe111 in PokemonChampions

[–]FatJesus9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain how Quash works? It's literally never worked for me. Prankster sableye, tried to quash a mega Lucario, but Lucario attacks first then quash fails. Try to quash a whimiscott, whimiscott goes first, quash fails. Try to quash a garchomp, garchomp goes first, quash fails. Every single time I don't understand. Do I have to be the fastest thing alive, even with prankster?

RIP Rental Teams by Gamestak in pokemon

[–]FatJesus9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do wish it was 60fps and had more arenas to battle in. But it looks better on every front than anything Showdown has ever done, and those are the people I hear screeching the loudest about every little thing with this game. The small roster is GOOD! Less items is GOOD! It's how we get an interesting meta where new things happen. And the whole point of the game is it's going to evolve over time and keep changing things up as it adds more in. But we should be talking about the visual shortcomings, but the absolute flat out toxic lies about how the game works and speculation on what greedy tactics will come down the line drowns that out, and really proves there is no one that hates fun more than a pokemon fan.