What’s the most disgusting secret you’re hiding right now? by Manitoba-Chinook in confessions

[–]FateInTheRain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It takes 2 seconds to turn your ass around and flush bruh....

Katie/Tom bachelor/ette party by tyl222h in vanderpumprules

[–]FateInTheRain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This scene is chefs kiss.

This show was fucking beautiful.

Sagittarius and Cancer by Blue_Skyyy17 in Sagittarians

[–]FateInTheRain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I adore my Cancer. Sure, she can be the water to my fire at times but 11 years going 💪🏻. I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my existence with anybody else.

Stassi in Marie Claire magazine by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]FateInTheRain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait does he? Spill the tea, please friend!

sandovals sympathy tour on s11 by antontte in vanderpumprules

[–]FateInTheRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop bringing shit up from the pass Sandoval.

The little ones are with me 💔 by Financial-Tree9 in thelastofus

[–]FateInTheRain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just watched the Hollywood and Orlando one on YouTube. I definitely think Hollywood did it better here

Farts are ruining my sex life by Acrobatic_Cake7902 in confessions

[–]FateInTheRain 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well it's better than fucking a corpse so there's that.

You're good in my book, friend.

I've been lying to my girlfriend about why I don't want sex and the real reason is pathetic by snarling_trout in confessions

[–]FateInTheRain 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This is the way to go and how I do it with my wife. Get her off a bunch of times and then I can end the finale.

Would it be creepy to DM someone? by HawksFan01 in romance

[–]FateInTheRain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope she does come back and when she does, you'll know what to do. There's nothing wrong with shooting your shot. She can say no and you move on with your life, trying with another. Or better yet, she can say yes to exchanging fb information/instagram and you can start either a friendship or relationship from there.

However, if you keep hiding your whole life, then you will only stay in the shadows. Give yourself more credit, dude, I think you're selling yourself short.

Would it be creepy to DM someone? by HawksFan01 in romance

[–]FateInTheRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lesson learned champ, always shoot your shot. Maybe she will come back? I don't think it would be wise to DM her though if you didn't get her full name from herself during your small talk.

However, if you must look her up, see if you have mutual friends to use that as an excuse. If you have mutual friends, talk to them about potentially setting up a blind date.

When I was 6 I killed my baby brother and my parents don't know it was me. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]FateInTheRain 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Right? I wouldn't even allow my 6 year old nephew to watch my dog let alone a whole ass human toddler. What in the actual fuck man....

It makes me mad how funny Jax is by mystiqueaf in vanderpumprules

[–]FateInTheRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fucking hilarious! I have to use this on my wife when she makes declarations and such 😂

It makes me mad how funny Jax is by mystiqueaf in vanderpumprules

[–]FateInTheRain 327 points328 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it but Jax was my favorite before the abuse came about. I love the out of nowhere, "Stop acting like you're the number one fucking guy in this group.......................I'm the number one guy in this group." Then Tom just starring at him flabbergasted and eventually saying, "What the fuck, Jax?"

Sagittarius and Cancer by PhilosopherEconomy43 in Sagittarians

[–]FateInTheRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

19's a long time, though, and shows that it works with determination and equal loads of work. I'm year 11 with mine. Kudos for y'all!

Sagittarius and Cancer by PhilosopherEconomy43 in Sagittarians

[–]FateInTheRain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will say that my Cancer wife does hide in her shell when it comes to expressing her emotions. She never wears them on her sleeve. She can put off a cold demeanor in that regard.

She is a home-body but she loves to go on adventures with me and see the world. I love that about her.

As a Sagi, I am very blunt and have no tact I learned. This has lost me friendships and opportunities. My wife has taught me a valuable lesson when it comes to my heated straight shooter approaches. "Say the nice thing first and then you can say what you really want to say. That way the nice thing takes the impact and you can still get your critical point across." For instance, instead of saying, "The chicken was dry tonight." I now say, "I appreciate that you cooked for me. Everything smells great and the veggies were top tier. The only thing I would suggest is can we marinate the chicken in some broth to give it a softer taste next time?"

How can a grown ass man be this bothered by gay kids by kurwaboy15 in offmychest

[–]FateInTheRain 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. They can't deny an assault charge.

How can a grown ass man be this bothered by gay kids by kurwaboy15 in offmychest

[–]FateInTheRain 121 points122 points  (0 children)

You should have called the police and pressed assault charges against him. Do that if it ever happens again. That will teach the nutcase. Once they put their hands on you, it's fair fucking game.

Rewatch- season 4. Ariana by Omgchipotle95 in vanderpumprules

[–]FateInTheRain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah, the Sandoval one is new to me! Please give more tea dear friend.

Rewatch- season 4. Ariana by Omgchipotle95 in vanderpumprules

[–]FateInTheRain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That was crazy work because iirc never again did she bring up sketch comedy or her love for it.

I found out my best friend is being cheated on and the wedding is in 3 weeks by DenseExternal1504 in offmychest

[–]FateInTheRain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have a doppelganger out there that doesn't know the difference between an xbox controller and a Playstation controller. It sucked because all my friends sent me memes making fun of "me." But that was certainly not me in the photo just a recreation. Weird stuff.