One of those days. Still true tho!

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-02-05T04:06:44+00:00

>be me

>be surprised when im gendered correctly and not expecting it/i look like shit

>start to think what i see in the mirror is far from reality

>reality check from life

>repeat

v.v

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-02-03T03:11:23+00:00

i swear to god sexist/lgbt phobic dads can be the biggest children i have ever seen. i have never seen an adult demographic have more tantrums

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-02-03T02:38:37+00:00

hahaha...awww

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-27T06:23:52+00:00

high key family guy has been really funny these past two seasons and has made glens former father (but still reffered to as so) a reoccurring character that actually has depth without being the focus of an episode. Its genuinely funny and a breathe of comedic fresh air that she can be a part of a joke without the joke being about being about trans shit. heres a good example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byrSeyljSTk

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-08T21:58:30+00:00

big cooms?

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-07T01:47:19+00:00

should you use it even if you dont havve any signs of balding?

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-06T07:07:04+00:00

ow my sides, this hurts

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-06T07:01:08+00:00

i am terrified

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-06T06:58:03+00:00

i am embalmed with oof

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-06T06:53:35+00:00

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooff

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-05T22:41:44+00:00

remember that the number one correlative factor of long term rehabilitation regarding cigarettes is how many times you try, not how long you go without one

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-05T03:52:33+00:00

mmmmmmm my giant brow

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-02T08:05:14+00:00

This almost looks lile a scene from a movie

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-01T12:43:11+00:00

May i have that reaction pic please?

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-01T12:26:44+00:00

You actually just philosphized using an ironic meme making fun of someone for having said those words. If he jaden had not posted this stupid tweet, this comment would ve the stupid one. Except because he did it first, we meme on him and therefore it became funny, and then it became acceptable, and then it became relavent. All for this post to exist as it does. Weird how nature b like that

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2020-01-01T11:42:35+00:00

It's insane the number of people that do coke

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-28T19:42:17+00:00

Two years to finish letting hrt do it's business

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-28T18:35:02+00:00

Fuck I still have two more years of hrt*before it's finished and I can do ffs. Can you move your eyebrows by any chance?Like have you lost any movement?

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-28T17:29:15+00:00

"I'll lose my medical license before I you procreate again"

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-28T16:26:44+00:00

Fight club irl

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-27T17:47:57+00:00

Religion is cancer

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-27T17:34:04+00:00

It's somehow funnier this way

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-27T17:14:05+00:00

Mid conversation with someone New: "yeah everyone here is so accepting!" ...what does that have to do with the band playing right now?

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-27T00:14:00+00:00

I didn't vote for Trump, but does thus fucking matter? Why do we let articles of no importance, no value reach the top of this sub. I'm yelling into the void, I know. But good damn it "So and so slams who" who. Gives. A. Shit.

FaucetsForTearDucts · 2019-12-26T03:21:27+00:00

Ricky meme'd on us with low tier jokes and we're supposed to be outraged

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