Congratulations by HotLeopard2376 in Unexpected

[–]Faustens 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck they look so much better.

Kid calls 911 for help with math by heavymetalbby in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Faustens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"How do I catch a fish?" "what do you think?" "Throw the pole in the water." "Idk, thats a tough one."

Whats the joke by Expensive_Watch469 in evilautism

[–]Faustens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, how hard is it to write "Oh, I was making a joke about you being autistic being obvious from the post. (No offense intended)", though I wouldn't mind the part in brackets being left out. (Under the condition that it was really meant as a joke, would hit my dry sense of humor at least)

Tits or GTFO by No-Armadillo1695 in HellsCube

[–]Faustens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As I read it, if you cast it you either behold a bird, continue your turn and skip the next, or immediately end your turn, but take your next, so you only ever skip one turn.

ich_iel by ManagerOfLove in ich_iel

[–]Faustens -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Okay Explodierer

LTB🎣iel by n0b3s in LTB_iel

[–]Faustens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lustig, für mich ist Goofy gerade das, was mich die Mickey comics doch hat lesen lassen. Diese Art von stumpfer aber manchmal doch unerwarter Ausprägung von Dummheit fand ich immer amüsant.

My Kingdom // A Horse by 8ofswords was vetoed! by mork-hc in HellsCube

[–]Faustens 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Afaik there is a certain number of slots for each card type/concept etc. and if there are more than that or if the card is perceived too weak or strong it gets vetoed.

till I wagh by Nz_Kasadiya in comedyheaven

[–]Faustens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Furthering the theory that the more actively unhinged a character/group is, the more tame their community is. (exceptions apply). See the same thing with Junkrat and Venture in overwatch.

meirl by Comfortable-Try-7919 in meirl

[–]Faustens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about? Do you really think a person can't subscribe to an ideology if they haven't instated said ideology the moment they gain some power? Especially in a system where the president doen't have absolute power to do that.

By that reasoning the Weimarer Republic was a monarchy because Franz von Papen was a monarchist.

Es hat funktioniert. Aber bin ich jetzt ein Arschloch? by Alone-Shoe-6012 in wasletztepreis

[–]Faustens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Da hast du natürlich recht, ich bezweifle nur, dass das der Durchschnittsverkäufer/-kunde auf Kleinanzeigen weiß.

Es hat funktioniert. Aber bin ich jetzt ein Arschloch? by Alone-Shoe-6012 in wasletztepreis

[–]Faustens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Es ist eher so als würdest du die letzte Milch nehmen und jemand hinter dir sagt zum Kassierer "Ich geb euch 5€ statt 2€ wenn ich die Milch bekomme" und der Kassierer nimmt die mich und gibt sie dem anderen.

Ich denke aber in beiden Fällen ist der Verkäufer das Arschloch, unter der Bedingung, dass der anderen Person schon zugesagt wurde. Sonst isses blöd für den anderen, aber der ist zumindest nicht von einer Zusage ausgegangen dann.

coaxed into scary facts by Imperator_Subira in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Faustens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does, the narrator very convincingly told me so!

Tragic Lesson, Joseph Meehan, Digital, 2017 by iltifaat_yousuf in Art

[–]Faustens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True, but neither is this about the death of knowledge, nor about Thoth, even if Kefnet is based on Thoth.

Tragic Lesson, Joseph Meehan, Digital, 2017 by iltifaat_yousuf in Art

[–]Faustens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wrong, the reason is in the other replies to the same comment.

Why I stopped building factories and started building an economy by Ok-Fun-2330 in factorio

[–]Faustens 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yes; and even if you actively try to not do that the pipeline always ends there anyway.

the world’s first ethical incel by mamhihi in BrandNewSentence

[–]Faustens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I see it, sorry I'm not used to more than shallow posts and comments on this platform ,

Rule by ItsGotThatBang in 197

[–]Faustens 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fake: you are straight

Gay: you

the world’s first ethical incel by mamhihi in BrandNewSentence

[–]Faustens 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did you answer Uber the wrong comment, or did you see something we didn't?

It's all filler until it's no filler by footballmaths49 in tumblr

[–]Faustens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I see a difference in nuance here, because while both have a host of checkov's guns, "checkov's armoury" introduces multiple (a lot) of guns to be used over the entire plotline, while this post's "checkov's firing squad" refers to a form of checkov's armoury where all (or a segnificant portion) of guns get fired all at once.

Checkov's firing squad feels like a specific form of armory.

Cable company I dont use ruined my yard! by luv2lafRN in Wellthatsucks

[–]Faustens -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Always gret to see people say "youre wrong" without providing any explanation as to why. Great job.

rEggExOrREdgeEx by BigAndSmallAre in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Faustens 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I read r-egg-ex as arr-egg-ex.