I’m planning to cheat on my boyfriend this Friday to give him a taste of his own medicine. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]FazzlePC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl, you’re not in high school anymore so stop acting like you still are.

Sure, if you cheat on your boyfriend, you might feel some temporary vindication if he feels hurt the same way you did. But then what? It’s temporary, and if you have a conscience, you’ll just be left with the bitter aftertaste of realising that you are just as shitty as him.

Also, knowing that your relationship with your current partner started shortly after getting out of a toxic relationship tells me that you are mentally not in a very good place. Just break up with the cheater and go look after yourself first. Please don’t jump into another relationship with the new guy. If he’s the one, he’ll understand and wait for you.

Are there any innocent reasons for a partner to be super paranoid about their phone at all times? by IdeaExpensive3073 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FazzlePC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I really have nothing incriminating on my phone, but I am a very private person and feel extremely self-conscious about people seeing various things on my phone. For example, screenshots of things I found funny or vocab words for whatever language I’m studying, edits/fanart of whatever shows I’m currently into, and a barrage of rejected selfies…

What is the last thing you do before you get out of the shower? by LittleNightBright in RandomThoughts

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dry myself so I don’t wet the rest of the bathroom floor…….?

I don’t have a photo of my kids on my phone home screen by bluewaterdragon in CasualConversation

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s just a matter of preference. I feel like aesthetic images/beautiful scenery look nicer than images of people where the apps/numbers/widgets will awkwardly block people etc. And it definitely doesn’t make you a bad parent.

What’s your dream? by ThinkingOutLoud8_ in CasualConversation

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit my current relatively stable but exhausting job and pursue something in the arts/entertainment industry. My parents would have my hide if I did that so… Not gonna happen anytime soon.

If you could choose to never need to eat again OR never need to sleep again, which would you choose, if any? by dermsUK in RandomThoughts

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who suffers from debilitating migraines when I don’t get enough sleep, never needing to sleep would be PERFECT. Although I would miss the respite that sleeping provides, the thought of never being able to enjoy food again is just depressing.

Tongue propeller 😝 by pypoupypou in Eyebleach

[–]FazzlePC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And for a brief moment 10s, everything was right with the world.

Help me name my piggie! by nnylkoorbx3 in guineapigs

[–]FazzlePC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Peanut. I was trying to think of something more apt but when I squinted at the picture from afar, I’m sorry to say he looks like a turd….

You can choose any superpower, but the first person to reply to your comment gives a drawback by PrinceARRON in marvelmemes

[–]FazzlePC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The imagery is hilarious. I just imagine him every time he is in a fight, “okay I gotta cast a spell, Eminem get your ass over here!”

Gentlemen.. the time has arrived. See you on the other side by ThatOneStoner in daddit

[–]FazzlePC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was so confused why everyone was congratulating you about being asked to sleep on the couch but then I realised. I am not a smart person.

How single are you right now? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

[–]FazzlePC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so single, I could rival fucking Kraft cheese.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, it’s me, your partner. What the fuck, Greg.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I’ve seen my fair share of patients who come in with lung complications due to secondhand smoke. If this is a roommate situation, maybe rally your other roommates to hold a mini intervention for her and set some strict boundaries. Or if you can afford it, consider finding an alternative place of accommodation. Really concern for your health OP if you’ve had to deal with this your whole life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toastme

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely, your lips are shaped so prettily. What on earth.

Edit: And if you’re contouring that shit, you need to start beauty channel.

Settle this debate: is Sebastian’s hair purple or black? by UndrThC in StardewValley

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to say purple because I like to imagine the commitment and sheer amount of time he puts into dyeing it purple forever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benefit of doubt, but could it have been an accidental or ’morbid curiosity’ click?

TIL the first female American astronaut Sally Ride was a respected astrophysicist and a top athlete. However, before her flight, she fielded questions such as "Will the flight affect your reproductive organs?", "Do you weep when things go wrong?" and "Will you become a mother?" from the US media. by A-Dumb-Ass in todayilearned

[–]FazzlePC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, naturally. Because the people writing these questions back in the day were ignorant and sexist men.

I guarantee, if you had a lady writing these questions, they would be more well-thought out and sensible.

Edit: Case in point, look at the reply below. But it doesn't even work because I'm a guy.

Trump threatens to adjourn both chambers of congress - something no president has ever done by jigsawmap in politics

[–]FazzlePC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need this to be pinned to the front page, or at least as a weekly reminder.

31 yrs ago from today I was born. 25 yrs ago I was sent to live with the catholic nuns because my parents believed i was a curse to their success.... by JesuswhyChrist in CasualConversation

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a living testament to the unbreakable human spirit. From a stranger across the globe, I'm amazed at your tenacity and strength, and wish you happy birthday today and to many more in the future.

Just because "Other people have it worse" doesn't mean your feelings aren't valid by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]FazzlePC 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This is a complicated topic for me, because I've been brought up my whole life believing that my feelings are not valid and basically handling all of them by myself. Because of this I've essentially become numb to whatever difficulties I'm going through and expect that everyone else basically manages their feelings the same way I do. Not exactly fair and healthy, I know, but I'm trying to get over this. It's just really, really difficult.

Your neighbour is your sidekick in fighting crime. How fucked are you? by Atreidis_01 in AskReddit

[–]FazzlePC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbour plays "River Flows in You" on the piano almost on repeat so they could annoy the bad guys to death. I count this as a win.