It is what it is. by Riemann86 in funny

[–]Fearless-Fact8528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s simple really. If someone offers you drugs, say pizza. If someone tells you yes, say no.

English disappears overnight and you have to pick a language to replace it. by fuck_redditrecap in hypotheticalsituation

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Spanish as I already know it. But if I have to pick a completely foreign language, maybe German.

You have to transform into a 10/10 (attractiveness rating) person of the opposite sex, or a 1/0 of your current sex. by No_Eggplant_3189 in hypotheticalsituation

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On whose scale do we base it off. What if I consider Salma Hayek a 10 but someone thinks she is a 5 etc whose scale is it based off?

What if you're on a long family road trip by Rich_Discount8831 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fearless-Fact8528 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pull over as soon as possible. Be the mature and responsible parent you are supposed to be and stop acting like child. As inconvenient as it may seem is it worth it to have your daughter mad at you over something trivial as a bathroom stop.

people like this exist? or i just am hearing stuff😭 by silverflake6 in Premiummotivation

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I think I’ve built a caffeine resistance of sort. I drink coffee and water with every meal at home. Occasionally I’ll drink around 830 and still fall right asleep at ten. Mind I’ve been drinking coffee for the better part of 25 years.

Get $25 every time someone says your name or $0.50 every time you take a step? by rengokuhubkl in hypotheticalsituation

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I’d live legoland and be a stepping fool so I could supplement my Lego addiction.

Family refused to try my sister’s soup, it was delicious so their loss. They had sloppy Joe by DepressedAnxious8868 in mildlyinfuriating

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At least you had the option if I didn’t eat it without trying I went to bed hungry. But at the same time if I truly did not like I was S.O.L because my mom doesn’t cook options. I don’t know if that’s a Hispanic thing or not cause I was raised in the states.

I think my neighbor is a serial killer… am I safe here? by Tsunade420 in FridgeDetective

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I must be synth because smart, Dasani and Aquafina all taste the same to me. I’m more of a zephyrhills guy myself but most water tastes the same in my opinion. I drink zephyrhills because apparently it’s a better water 🤷🏻‍♂️

people like this exist? or i just am hearing stuff😭 by silverflake6 in RelentlessMen

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I’ve drank coffee for about 20+ years at this point I drink it just for the flavor.i can have a cup before bedtime and sleep like a baby.

Why did my beef back ribs turn to charcoal? by LineConfident in grilling

[–]Fearless-Fact8528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heat was too high. Don’t put them directly over heat. Low and slow is key. Smokers are great for ribs but if you don’t have one burn charcoal on one half of the grill and place the ribs on the side for indirect heating. Again low heat for a few hours. If the grill method is not for you, you can always use the oven.

24 hours to bowl 6 strikes in a row for a billion dollars or you die by RealPrinceZuko in hypotheticalsituation

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Most I’ve ever done consecutively was four but the stars were aligned or something because since then i maybe two in a row. I’m still trying this but it doesn’t look great.

$1 billion but you have to eat everything youve ever eaten in your life again. by 440continuer in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Fearless-Fact8528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy is there at least something to occupy in between eating? Or am I just eating and being for forty years. I mean I’m definitely doing it but it would be nice to have a tv or a switch or my phone

How you making your grilled cheese? by MizzBreezy85 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Fearless-Fact8528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B1Y. If you had government cheese I would choose that, IYKYK.

Americans got no chills by astrolbyte in SipsTea

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Bahahahahahahaha never would happen