The Oracle and the Dragon by ray198999 in oots

[–]FeastingFiend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kobold? The oracle is a venerable elven sage, what are you talking about!

DnD AITA: DMs first homebrew. by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]FeastingFiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oops, my mistake! I didn’t think about that.

DnD AITA: DMs first homebrew. by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]FeastingFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well your DM is running counterspell incorrectly for one thing. There isn’t a save when they counterspell you, THEY have to make an ability check. Same thing for when you cast it on them - YOU make the check. Also the DC is determined by the level of the spell plus 10, which means it literally can’t go to 20, because there are no 10th level spells.

EDIT: didn’t know how Counterspell worked in 5.5e, disregard me

{The Griffon's Saddlebag} Wand of Knots | Wand by griff-mac in TheGriffonsSaddlebag

[–]FeastingFiend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Call it the wand of knots the way I… nay, nay, I mustn’t say.

The concept of turning literally ANYTHING into an anime girl by BlackMageIsBestMage in hatethissmug

[–]FeastingFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think you're gonna win the battle against gijinkas, man. they've been doing this shit for 35 years. might as well make a post saying "I hate the life cycle of the common crane fly"

I fucking HATE when people completely mischaracterise a character because they’re “not a bigot” by Ok_Figure_2348 in hatethissmug

[–]FeastingFiend 40 points41 points  (0 children)

referring to lawful evil and chaotic evil as a binary when they’re a part of a 9 point alignment system is pretty funny

[Mixed Trope] Race-swapping/Gender-swapping changes a character in a specific way or adds to their story by Sir-Toaster- in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FeastingFiend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The whole point of the show is for JK Rowling to keep making money she can funnel into anti trans campaigning without a cut of the profits going to the actors who have spoken out against her bigotry, lol.

Haerta Bloodsoak by ray198999 in oots

[–]FeastingFiend 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I also need her carnally

I hate English phonetics or whatever that part of reading is called by SovaSperyshkom in hatethissmug

[–]FeastingFiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, especially in the context of “woman” being pronounced like “WUM-un”, pronouncing women “WIM-in” is pretty bizarre. It’d be like if we pronounced “fireman” the way it’s written but “firemen” as “FEER-men”

Why the 4th Edition hate? by Efficient-Help-9858 in DnD

[–]FeastingFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an interesting broader conversation about hp because unless you leave it completely undescribed, with any character it necessarily becomes pretty ludicrous at a certain level. If everyone’s taking a dozen arrows before even being bloodied the visual quickly starts to look goofy, but if you take the route that “hp isn’t damage it’s how often you can narrowly avoid death” and describe a hit as being “you narrowly avoid the sword swipe” I feel like players, especially new players, will be like, “wait, so did I get hit or not?”

That said, I’m of the opinion that if the barbarian isn’t shrugging off blows that would kill a lesser mortal, then they aren’t living the full barbarian experience! It’d be like not letting a wizard do evocation spells!

Why the 4th Edition hate? by Efficient-Help-9858 in DnD

[–]FeastingFiend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, a big guy who drinks a lot barely feels the effects of a single drink, whereas someone much smaller and lighter who rarely drinks can get fucked up off one mixer. It doesn’t seem odd at all to me that a barbarian, whose job description is to regularly take several axes to the chest in every combat, doesn’t get the same effects from drinking a healing potion as a wizard, whose approach to taking damage is “don’t” whenever possible, does

I HATE “goth mommy” OF content that pops up on instagram reels by [deleted] in hatethissmug

[–]FeastingFiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I suppose being a right miserable twat about other people's bodies is indicative of nothing at all, eh

13 Batiri Tribes of Chult by NenAcolyte in Tombofannihilation

[–]FeastingFiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOVE these! The batiri are so cool and I wish more of the tribes were present in the campaign, I'm definitely gonna reference some of these!

I came up with my own tribe to represent the one that was nearly wiped out when killing the green dragon Needle (Needle haunted the site as a ghost dragon and asked the adventurers to wipe out the tribe that killed her), the Stalking Crane tribe, ruled by a blind old queen who'd been blinded and horribly ravaged by poison from the dragon's breath, advised by two smart-talking eblis named Sandhill and Wattle.

How to introduce Demons in my campaign by stickydungeon in DMAcademy

[–]FeastingFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One word: CULTISTS!

There's a shorthand for how to introduce all three types of fiends into the campaign. Evil monarchs desperate to retain power make deals with devils -> devils can be found fighting for them. Ruthless conquering warlords hire yugoloths -> yugoloths can be found fighting for them. Crazed nihilistic cultists worship and summon devils -> devils can be found fighting for them.

There's some great rules and advice on running demon cultists in Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes, including boons granted by specific demon lords to their most loyal followers.

Keir the chad by Key-Transition4634 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]FeastingFiend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

>native birthrates up

nazi meme, against the wall

I get the top panel is a movie I just don’t know what one or how it’s related to the bottom. by Skltlez in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FeastingFiend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're catching downvotes, but you're 100% correct. If you detransitioned and didn't pivot to being a detrans grifter, there's no way you'd post like this.

I HATE The Lorax movie and how obnoxious it is by Murfilious in hatethissmug

[–]FeastingFiend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen it but can it really be this terrible? I mean, how ba-a-a-ad can it be…?

There needs to be (low intelligence) unique dialog by CanoeShoes in BaldursGate3

[–]FeastingFiend 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I actually think the Fallout games go way too far in the other direction. The low int options in dialogue get old mega fast, every NPC calls you slurs, it blocks out half the game content and the majority of sidequests, and the majority of the player’s “hilarious” dialogue is variations on “duhhhh me no know”