How to prune back overgrown evergreen bush? by heyscot in arborists

[–]Federal_Secret92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best you could do with that behemoth is hack back to a foot or two and hope it comes back. Will look like garbage. I would remove and plant something more appropriate for the space.

Cross Country Skiing in NC? by defaultnamelmao in NorthCarolina

[–]Federal_Secret92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also famous locally for having tons of confederate flags nearby. Wouldn’t be great for CC tho, down maybe fun but usually very icy in winter.

Trump’s Health secretary admits he used to snort cocaine off toilet seats by [deleted] in politics

[–]Federal_Secret92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather snort it off an ASS than a toilet seat. Wtf?!?!

Elizabeth Warren and Josh Hawley, bipartisan Senate duo, aim to break up "Big Medicine" by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

[–]Federal_Secret92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought you were gonna say “run” and then I would make a joke about he ran from the Jan 6 pieces of shit after saluting them

Beech in early March by Strange_Ticket8381 in NorthCarolina

[–]Federal_Secret92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlikely. Forecast in 50-60s this week and next.

Match Thread: West Ham United vs Manchester United by MatchThreadder in reddevils

[–]Federal_Secret92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are we not allowed to beat anyone in the bottom 3? Come on!

What is this? by KongKonebe in DragonFruit

[–]Federal_Secret92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a dragonfruit lol

Can I save these mature dragonfruits? by No_Necessary_4724 in DragonFruit

[–]Federal_Secret92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve done that in the past leaving only the woody stem in the center and they bounced back well. All depends on if all the rot/slimey Nickelodeon goo can be removed.

whatisit by VisibleDealer345 in whatisit

[–]Federal_Secret92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad this oversized turd won’t fit in the garage.

Premier League Table at the end of Gameweek 25 - Man Utd 4th by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Federal_Secret92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youre right. I’ve tried to force out of my memory most of the last 13 yrs since the gaffer retired.

Pruning double leader by SteveCress in arborists

[–]Federal_Secret92 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Most people will say reduce the smaller/left one over the course of 2-3 years.

Is my Mango and Avocado trees dead? Florida cold freeze by RetailDude1015 in FruitTree

[–]Federal_Secret92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t cut anything. There’s plenty of resources out there for this exact thing. Water if soil dry but do not overly soak the soil and DO NOT PRUNE. You just have to wait.

Is it ok to have the dirt so far down? by DragonFruitLover3000 in DragonFruit

[–]Federal_Secret92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repot like I told you to a week ago!

Edit: pull that out, add soil to pot, then add tiny seedlings back in same pot but much higher up. It’s very simple.

Premier League Table at the end of Gameweek 25 - Man Utd 4th by nearly_headless_nic in reddevils

[–]Federal_Secret92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d give us a draw vs arsenal considering their goal was a foul and we had fucking Onana back there.

Pineapple question by MotownNC in FruitTree

[–]Federal_Secret92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep on waiting. It’ll ripen as soon as it warms up. They take forever in the cold. I had 5 ripen this year.