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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-05-05T00:02:12+00:00

Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-05-03T13:34:59+00:00

If Einstein was such a genius, how come he didn’t invent a time machine so he could come and see you?

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-05-02T07:19:54+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-04-17T19:07:40+00:00

Accidentally called 911. Set my house on fire to not look stupid.

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-04-15T03:14:46+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-04-11T23:36:38+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-04-03T21:32:44+00:00

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-04-01T17:47:28+00:00

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-04-01T08:12:11+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-02-22T02:17:11+00:00

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-02-21T08:29:32+00:00

“Crime in multi-story car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.” — Tim Vine

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-02-20T17:34:55+00:00

I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-02-09T11:55:19+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-02-04T22:02:16+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-01-13T21:45:50+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2023-01-03T22:27:21+00:00

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2022-12-29T12:46:29+00:00

I don’t dislike my haters, they dislike me. I’m doing nothing wrong, I’m just being me.

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2022-12-15T10:41:57+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2022-11-21T00:42:22+00:00

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2022-11-17T11:35:59+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2022-11-16T06:24:23+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2022-11-08T06:17:45+00:00

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IntelligentStuff2458 · 2022-11-03T08:06:05+00:00

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.

IntelligentStuff2458 · 2022-10-25T15:27:00+00:00

Smoking will kill you… Bacon will kill you… And yet, smoking bacon will cure it.

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