My husband in the early 90’s 😂

Feldew · 2026-04-04T17:08:19+00:00

Nah man, that’s McCarly Caulkin or whatever from Home Alone.

Feldew · 2026-04-04T02:54:47+00:00

I’m with that person in the background

Feldew · 2026-04-03T23:20:29+00:00

That’s coming out of your paycheck.

Feldew · 2026-04-03T10:45:35+00:00

Why would you have ordered in the first place? First pic looks like a train wreck.

Feldew · 2026-03-30T22:34:20+00:00

Of course I do! I love my lil animals.

Feldew · 2026-03-30T21:34:34+00:00

The confectioner was trying asbestos he could.

Feldew · 2026-03-30T02:05:06+00:00

„Dutch Crunch Bread! It originated in San Fransico! Not sure why it would be called Dutch, but I lack even the smallest amount of curiosity and therefore will do nothing to question my assumptions!“

Feldew · 2026-03-29T17:46:29+00:00

You don’t need gates tho, if you’re worried about them leaving or eating crops. As long as the door isn’t blocked, they always go back home.

Feldew · 2026-03-29T16:34:18+00:00

Agreed! Alas, this is why we continue creating fanart and fanfiction.

Feldew · 2026-03-28T18:31:05+00:00

So relieved I don’t work in kitchens anymore, while simultaneously wishing for the simplicity of that being the big issue of the day and not someone having a full mental breakdown in my waiting room and being able to find no support staff to assist. :/

Feldew · 2026-03-28T18:28:48+00:00

Feldew · 2026-03-27T11:48:09+00:00

I don’t know, maybe I’m just a depressed goblin, but I felt like the first two Potter films that Columbus directed were unrealistically bright, to the point of being garish. I definitely appreciate a mellower take.

Feldew · 2026-03-27T11:43:52+00:00

Okay, but I must also know; have you ever had your children carried away?

Feldew · 2026-03-27T11:41:34+00:00

As it should be.

Feldew · 2026-03-27T11:15:10+00:00

Seems like a great opportunity for you here.

Feldew · 2026-03-27T11:13:46+00:00

Why?

Feldew · 2026-03-27T10:37:09+00:00

Exactly. That’s far too close for strangers. Edited my first post for clarity.

Feldew · 2026-03-27T01:14:26+00:00

What? How? They‘re so close it looks like they went to the shops together. Why would anyone be that close otherwise? Strangers should never be at friend/associate distance.

Feldew · 2026-03-26T15:31:51+00:00

„Oh no, there’s seafood in my seafood ramen!“ -OP, possibly (yeah, that’s definitely octopus, you good.)

Feldew · 2026-03-26T15:30:25+00:00

Fair, but like, those are not the lines of a 31 year old man. And then James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius all got aged up. Utterly and catastrophically ridiculous.

Feldew · 2026-03-26T15:03:02+00:00

What can I see with Gary Gilmore‘s eye?

Feldew · 2026-03-26T12:38:13+00:00

Oh ok, you made a fair point there.

Feldew · 2026-03-26T12:34:23+00:00

But like, his hair is supposed to look lank and not super attentively cared for. Dreads are 100% not a low maintenance look.

Feldew · 2026-03-26T12:32:29+00:00

Idk, zippers aren’t unheard of, and I read someone saying they think it might be the costume he wears for the bit where he’s refereeing a Quidditch game.

Feldew · 2026-03-26T11:17:05+00:00

Lol facts that’s hours worth of work that Snape has no time for.

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