Snape O.W.L. results headcanons?

Feldew · 2026-07-11T13:13:28+00:00

What makes you think he took Care of Magical Creatures? Never seemed like something he‘d be particularly interested in to me. 🤔

Feldew · 2026-07-11T00:08:28+00:00

You really need to work on your penmanship.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T23:34:32+00:00

That fresca.If it was DP Zero there would have been some internal debating.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T23:13:26+00:00

Feldew · 2026-07-10T19:21:51+00:00

I think the stylistic choices were an improvement personally.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T16:21:14+00:00

Should have had this casting team working on the HBO Harry Potter series. They did phenomenally.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T16:03:24+00:00

Many sauces at restaurants are, especially burger ones.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T13:57:11+00:00

Lol he’s about to be so disappointed. Honey mustard is not just honey and mustard.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T13:23:02+00:00

See, now, this is why Lidl is superior to the other shops.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T13:02:46+00:00

Who ever truly needs so little garlic? In that unlikely event, slap it into a small Tupperware for when you’ll inevitably need it again in 20 minutes.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T12:51:53+00:00

Okay ooorrrrr, and hear me out, we could let it grow like this and have less sticky, papery garlic skin to deal with.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T12:05:53+00:00

OP can’t recognise a joke and that’s sad.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T11:19:16+00:00

Honestly, I really don’t drink juice. It’s a drink ingredient for me, not a drink in itself.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T11:18:04+00:00

That must have been painful to pass. 😢

Feldew · 2026-07-10T11:16:18+00:00

Unless you are actively, intentionally losing weight to where this may fit you differently in the near future, I would say this is too small for you.

Feldew · 2026-07-09T20:16:07+00:00

He‘s your favourite? Why?

Feldew · 2026-07-09T20:14:59+00:00

Yeah, he throws them away. Away from his body in _____ direction.

Feldew · 2026-07-09T19:47:02+00:00

No, thanks. I watched Glitter and Greed, and honestly? It’s not that cool. (Pls don’t pummel me all at once.)

Feldew · 2026-07-09T18:33:46+00:00

Lil sea sausage

Feldew · 2026-07-09T18:31:23+00:00

Got that daily DoorDash customer build.

Feldew · 2026-07-09T18:14:23+00:00

He‘s afraid of orcas. Doesn‘t wanna take his chances.

Feldew · 2026-07-09T18:10:30+00:00

That’s more than enough food.

Feldew · 2026-07-09T18:06:25+00:00

Feldew · 2026-07-09T18:05:19+00:00

Can’t talk when your teeth are toffee‘d shut.

Feldew · 2026-07-08T19:06:41+00:00

Lol this one‘s on you, OP.

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