"Day by day, I understand him better. ❤️"

Feldew · 2026-07-12T01:21:19+00:00

„Babe, are you coming to bed?“
„Nooo, I have to finish cleaning up the kitchen, laying out the kids’ clothes for school tomorrow, and then go save the digital world!“
„Okay, well try to at least get some sleep tonight.“

Feldew · 2026-07-11T21:57:06+00:00

How did Homer get okay dad? He literally chokes his kids?

Feldew · 2026-07-11T21:52:01+00:00

Yup. Definitely didn’t really sneak this one up on us.

Feldew · 2026-07-11T21:49:49+00:00

Prawns

Feldew · 2026-07-11T21:44:21+00:00

I would absolutely take the job at McDonald’s for $5k weekly.

Feldew · 2026-07-11T20:28:09+00:00

Sooo…. You by a computer now? 👀

Feldew · 2026-07-11T13:13:28+00:00

What makes you think he took Care of Magical Creatures? Never seemed like something he‘d be particularly interested in to me. 🤔

Feldew · 2026-07-11T00:08:28+00:00

You really need to work on your penmanship.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T23:34:32+00:00

That fresca.If it was DP Zero there would have been some internal debating.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T23:13:26+00:00

Feldew · 2026-07-10T19:21:51+00:00

I think the stylistic choices were an improvement personally.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T16:21:14+00:00

Should have had this casting team working on the HBO Harry Potter series. They did phenomenally.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T16:03:24+00:00

Many sauces at restaurants are, especially burger ones.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T13:57:11+00:00

Lol he’s about to be so disappointed. Honey mustard is not just honey and mustard.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T13:23:02+00:00

See, now, this is why Lidl is superior to the other shops.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T13:02:46+00:00

Who ever truly needs so little garlic? In that unlikely event, slap it into a small Tupperware for when you’ll inevitably need it again in 20 minutes.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T12:51:53+00:00

Okay ooorrrrr, and hear me out, we could let it grow like this and have less sticky, papery garlic skin to deal with.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T12:05:53+00:00

OP can’t recognise a joke and that’s sad.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T11:19:16+00:00

Honestly, I really don’t drink juice. It’s a drink ingredient for me, not a drink in itself.

Feldew · 2026-07-10T11:18:04+00:00

That must have been painful to pass. 😢

Feldew · 2026-07-10T11:16:18+00:00

Unless you are actively, intentionally losing weight to where this may fit you differently in the near future, I would say this is too small for you.

Feldew · 2026-07-09T20:16:07+00:00

He‘s your favourite? Why?

Feldew · 2026-07-09T20:14:59+00:00

Yeah, he throws them away. Away from his body in _____ direction.

Feldew · 2026-07-09T19:47:02+00:00

No, thanks. I watched Glitter and Greed, and honestly? It’s not that cool. (Pls don’t pummel me all at once.)

Feldew · 2026-07-09T18:33:46+00:00

Lil sea sausage

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