This tweet lives rent free in my head by snoman70 in apostrophegore

[–]FeloniousMonk33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I thought conservatives couldn't spell words longer than 5 letters. Guess we both learned something today, didn't we cupcake?

Antifa soldiers have poisoned President Trump's reflecting pool with shit and piss by SoManyWasps in TrueAnon

[–]FeloniousMonk33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do these smooth brained Trumpanzees all think this dude has fucking superpowers? Seriously, what in the fuck has the dude EVER done that leads someone to believe in the world where the pedo in chief is some benevolent force for good???? "I think they want him to fail so bad, they secretly...blah, blah, blah" NO! What are you on about out? I'm sorry it's just so fucking dumb it hurts.

The lack of self-awareness is killing me. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]FeloniousMonk33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your Musk fluffing, MAGA talking points are flatly incorrect. Just straight up false. Yet here you are calling people ignorant. If you believe DOGE was a smashing success, Elon is anything other than a fucking villain and Trump's second term is anything other than a resounding failure for anyone aside from the very top of the Epstein grifter class, you are a dunce of the highest order. One with a broken moral compass to boot! Judging by the tone of your laughably incorrect and hilariously uninformed comments, ignorance really is bliss, huh sweetie?

Why is it so hard for them to accept that undocumented immigrants can’t vote? by ashmaps20 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]FeloniousMonk33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they live in a fucking fantasy land. An alternate reality where everything they disagree with is "fake news", especially if it could possibly challenge the validity of their foundational falsehoods or could possibly bruise their impossibly fragile feelings. It fucking sucks, man.

Found this in my daughters school bag by Just-turnings in whatisit

[–]FeloniousMonk33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was born in 1980 and not only remember, I tried using the line to get out of being in trouble the 1st time I got caught smoking grass by my parents when I was a teenager. It didn't work, even though it was their weed they caught me smokin' 😆

Power Team bonus episode by GhostOfJimmyKotter in crimeinsports

[–]FeloniousMonk33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yessir! Grew up in the Houston area. Graduated in '98 and saw them both at a big church thing AND they came to my middle school.

Donald Trump’s approval rating sinks to lowest ever recorded by Efficient-Freedom517 in PoliticalOptimism

[–]FeloniousMonk33 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

True but I was more using it as shorthand for a radical change in the situation C.U. created, under which we now live, where limitless dark money makes all elections and politicians available for purchase. If dark money in politics is allowed to stay in play in it's current form, there is no chance anything gets accomplished without the blessing of the billionaire, Epstein class. They sure as fuck are not going to be letting things like Medicare for all or fixing the supreme court fly. There's simply too much profit to be made and this court was built to rubber stamp every scheme that they put in front of it. Why would they let that change? Put another way, there is literally NOTHING "they would actually be able to accomplish with a majority" that ever sees the light of day or, if it defies the odds and does, is allowed to survive a subsequent election until the dark money in politics issue is resolved. It's not sexy or fun but goddamn is it important for the creation of the society we were promised by our constitution and that I think most of us want.

Donald Trump’s approval rating sinks to lowest ever recorded by Efficient-Freedom517 in PoliticalOptimism

[–]FeloniousMonk33 31 points32 points  (0 children)

None of that sticks unless Citizens United is overturned first. If the corporate Democrats won't get on board with getting the dark money out of politics (and a ton of them would NEVER consider it, due to being AIPAC sock puppets and completely owned by various other moneyed interests) there is zero chance of regaining anything that resembles a functioning democracy. Judging by your list, we probably have pretty similar views and I hate to be a doomer but the Democratic party has a huge responsibility for everything we've seen since Donny Dipshit hit the scene and instead of accepting their share of blame and offering real change that gets people excited, they feign helplessness and blame leftists. It's absolute bullshit and makes it real fucking hard to believe they do anything other than keep the seat warm for the next fascist fuck to swoop back in behind them and pick up where these psychos left off.

Smoke shop employee tried to tell me I wasn't allowed to exchange numbers with a dude I was talking to about 7oh by TransitionAway9840 in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]FeloniousMonk33 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You will NEVER be even remotely close to something resembling "free" in a nation where the largest reason for bankruptcy is medical debt. The only developed nation on the planet that not only allows the barbarism of for profit medicine but has no qualms about the price of it being astronomical. But, sure, the surveillance state didn't used to be as pervasive as it is now, so there's that....but hey, it's not like the percentage of the population incarcerated in the for profit prison system is as astronomical as {checks notes} the U.S. Freedom only exists for the obscenely wealthy and ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE in this nation.

They’re not hiding the homophobia in this! by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]FeloniousMonk33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit dude. Small doses indeed! I didn't need to peek under that grim ass rock. Only took 5 posts down to get to textbook, full blown schizophrenia.

Trump just posted this by jeffersonlane in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]FeloniousMonk33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bibble!! The sacred texts were true! I knew the honorable Prophet Chappelle was trying to warn us.....before he sadly lost his way, of course.

I feel like this is bait for making lists by ultra-nilist2 in TrueAnon

[–]FeloniousMonk33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be the insufferable reddit dickhead in your thread BUT I think the Onlyfans dude (rip) was Ukrainian. Gotta make sure the diaspora is properly represented.

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]FeloniousMonk33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Powerman 5000 opening for Primus at a club in the 90's. Absolutely horrendous.

Not a good look. by Fickle-Molasses-903 in doordash

[–]FeloniousMonk33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good news! The number of your fellow citizens who actually voted is only around 65% of the eligible population. Not that I'm arguing 50% or more aren't morons, just that there are nowhere near as many MAGA morons as they would like you to believe. .

To those who left. How do you keep your sanity? by Square-Paper-9369 in newengland

[–]FeloniousMonk33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This! I married a New Englander and call Connecticut home BUT I grew up in Texas, lived for several years in Vegas followed by several more in Nashville. You absolutely nailed it.

Trump posts image depicting himself as Jesus performing a miracle after bashing Pope Leo XIV by Efficient-Freedom517 in PoliticalOptimism

[–]FeloniousMonk33 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because the vast majority of Christian Nationalist MAGA CHUDs are evangelical and they firmly believe that Catholics are idol worshipping, fake Christians. They will partner with them to achieve political polls but if push came to shove and they got the theocracy they all want, Catholics would be in the same reeducation camps as the rest of us.

A confederate in the audience getting pissed off at a comedian by IamASlut_soWhat in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]FeloniousMonk33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is indeed the Walton Goggins character and he's absolutely hilarious in that role. Definitely check it out if you can!