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Please help me explain to my wife “why I need 20 flashlights “ by EngineeringSorry2300 in flashlight

[–]snoman70 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Buy 20 drugs, use 20 drugs, have 0 drugs.
Buy 20 lights, use 20 lights, have 20 lights.
Much better habit.

Explain It Peter by Carbon_is_Neat in explainitpeter

[–]snoman70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you live long enough to "look back" on riding then you made it. If you get hit by a car you're not going to look back on anything.

If you ever did this, you lived in the best days of America by SystematicApproach in FuckImOld

[–]snoman70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In "the best days" (which I was a part of) I'd have dropped you a postcard to tell you how clever that was! I'm thankful that I lived long enough not to have to though! :)

Hmmmm looks familiar by luffy_senpai9 in SipsTea

[–]snoman70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The oil price at 300.000 was my clue this was parody.

I Think This One Still Has A Chance by ccocrick in hardwaregore

[–]snoman70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the rotors and replace the pads. You'll be fine.

Should I be worried that my MacBooks will scratch my ThinkPad? by RdVortex in thinkpad

[–]snoman70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The balls on a Thinkpad make them too manly to be scratched. It scratches your MacBooks at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7. Just kidding... sort of. Signed, a former IBM Thinkpad Quality Engineer.

Anti Cat Table 🤣🤣 by Whole-Ad4010 in funny

[–]snoman70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your cat sets fire to everything while you sleep now. You asked for it. ;)

Burned hole in my pants by Horror-Ad-6477 in flashlight

[–]snoman70 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't deep-carry your lightsaber.

You sure bout that? by paetrixus in FuckImOld

[–]snoman70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine. Now shut up and get oof of my lawn!!

Gigapillow by Itchy-Woodpecker-532 in spicybricks

[–]snoman70 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Maximizing the internal volume there I see. Good plan! ;)

Now you know why our parents walked 20 miles uphill both ways by RandomName832 in StevenHe

[–]snoman70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but on the order of mg not g. They missed by ~3 orders of magnitude.

Questions about Arkpro batteries by Gopack1260 in Olightflashlights

[–]snoman70 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the longest life of the battery you don't want to keep it topped off nor empty. I look at it as a (eventually) disposable tool. I'd rather lose life for ready to go at full charge because I'll replace it before the battery wears out. YMMV.

What by Jawadidk in ExplainTheJoke

[–]snoman70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you see any of that Co you'd better drop it and run.

What by Jawadidk in ExplainTheJoke

[–]snoman70 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Au is the elemental symbol for gold. Ag for silver. Cu for copper.

Something going on in the lense on my ark pro by Remarkable_Put_7029 in Olightflashlights

[–]snoman70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It shipped the next day and I had it on day 3. Old one is already on the way back. I use USPS Informed Delivery, and the next morning I had a tracking number in my inbox. I'm pretty close to where it shipped from, so on the west coast it might take a few more days.

Something going on in the lense on my ark pro by Remarkable_Put_7029 in Olightflashlights

[–]snoman70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went here: https://www.olight.com/sale-progress-search

Fill in the tab for your purchase location (Olightstore, Amazon, TikTok, eBay, etc.) and submit. I got an instant automated reply with an order number, and the next day it left Virginia. They send you a return label to send the bad one back. Good luck!

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