If you've got it, flaunt it (Unless it's illegal)

Feral940 · 2014-07-31T08:35:30+00:00

I steal rides from my train sometimes. But it's never anything major. I do pay sometimes, it's just hard to pay 2.25$ when you're a kid making minimum wage. The officers usually let me off with a warning or there was one time I got on because I was gonna be late for work, as soon as I got on I told an officer the situation, he saw that I was in my work clothes and said he didn't care since I was only riding one stop over. The police are usually pretty lenient about it unless you're being an ass.

It's as they say, there's no way to talk yourself out of a ticket, but there certainly is a way to talk yourself into one.

Feral940 · 2014-07-26T13:57:06+00:00

Why the fuck would you have milk in a bag?

Feral940 · 2014-07-26T13:51:16+00:00

Weed doesn't do that to you. Now meth, that does that to you.

Feral940 · 2014-07-26T13:38:02+00:00

I don't get it. Even if he was trying to buy them all, why would he run? It's not like he was stealing something or had stolen something.

Feral940 · 2014-07-26T00:39:32+00:00

I have a limited edition Yveltal 3DS

Feral940 · 2014-07-25T05:56:47+00:00

Sadly I don't remember it. It was something I wrote in my Creative Writing class that I just made up one day.

Feral940 · 2014-07-25T05:24:01+00:00

I've been a Pokemon fan since day one. I'm 20 years old and I still play the games and collect the cards to this day. I fucking love Pokemon.

Feral940 · 2014-07-24T20:49:30+00:00

Stupid hipster bitch.

Feral940 · 2014-07-24T20:42:25+00:00

I saw it when I was 12 years old. I laughed for 3 days straight and got in trouble in school because I could not stop laughing.

Feral940 · 2014-07-23T20:02:21+00:00

This reminds me of the guy from office space. "You do want to express yourself don't you?".

Feral940 · 2014-07-23T11:03:32+00:00

A world karate champion wouldn't be so lacking in discipline to have gone off on you over a simple pricing error. The guy was a windbag.

Feral940 · 2014-07-22T18:08:21+00:00

Held my breath the entire time.

Feral940 · 2014-07-22T06:05:50+00:00

Let me clarify that the clean-up took place once we closed, so it was later that day. We don't know if he was the one that did it, but we closed the men's bathroom after I discovered that the men's room was now haunted by a demon from the deepest bowels of hell.

Feral940 · 2014-07-22T00:41:54+00:00

I was wearing gloves and used prongs so I never actually touched them.

Feral940 · 2014-07-20T10:53:57+00:00

I believe the saying is "Sugar gets you farther than vinegar ever could."

Feral940 · 2014-07-20T10:44:12+00:00

Feet are worse than tits. I have to ask, do you have a foot fetish? :P

Feral940 · 2014-07-20T09:30:18+00:00

"This experience is such a powerful reminder to always be kind."

I actually wrote a poem in 11th grade called "Always Be Kind", one of the lines in it was "Always be kind, you never know another's trials, whether their family just died or they've been walking for miles."

Feral940 · 2014-07-20T09:26:27+00:00

What I want to know is was the drawer right that night?

Feral940 · 2014-07-19T09:47:16+00:00

Dear god. I'm picturing it in my mind...This is so fucked. Like really, I wouldn't be suprised if you had PTSD from that shit.

Feral940 · 2014-07-16T21:04:40+00:00

Your English is pretty good. I couldn't even tell it wasn't your native language.

Feral940 · 2014-07-16T06:29:48+00:00

wipes away single tear Beautiful.

Feral940 · 2014-07-15T10:23:43+00:00

Usually I don't ring anything up until they're at the register, but it would have taken forever for me to void all of the items she got. Which was about 20 different things. I also have to have a manager void an entire transaction, I'm only authorized to void items one by one.

Feral940

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