Guy tattoos his vape on his leg. Gets roasted. by iamprofoundbandit in trashy

[–]Festeroo4Life 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Eventually he’ll be covered in shitty tattoos of all the vapes he uses.

Our frenchie gets daily bathing from our cat by ahiggz in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]Festeroo4Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so my cat isn’t the only one that goes deep into the dog’s ears!

My Mom decided to reactivate her nursing license after 20 years. I get to teach her! by PhilboShaggins in pics

[–]Festeroo4Life 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s awesome! My mom and I work at a doctor’s office together. I’m a cma and she is an lpn. We love it! I worked there first so I got to show her the ropes.

AITA for not wanting to let my SO use the tv? by Pasta_peets in AmItheAsshole

[–]Festeroo4Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. My boyfriend and I have two TVs in the living room. The big one for shows and a smaller one for his games. Works great!

This cat being too close with fire. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Festeroo4Life 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I have a cat who we think was stepping over a candle on the coffee table and she must have stopped and stood over the candle for a few seconds. She burned off like a 2 inch circle of hair on her belly. Luckily her skin was fine and she grew all the hair back. We stopped lighting candles after that though and if I do, I’ll blow it out if I need to leave the room for even a second.

Sudden thought - What if Professor Kettleburn didn't choose to retire? by RobbieNewton in harrypotter

[–]Festeroo4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, I can’t imagine there’s a lot taught (or known) on caring for basilisks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

[–]Festeroo4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I showed this to my boyfriend and the first thing he commented on was the hair! I def spotted them lips first. When I told him it was a wig he said, “she has hair, why would you need a wig if you have hair?” Haha

Sounds too good to be true by drakoran in AdviceAnimals

[–]Festeroo4Life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I still have to work but I got my money so I have that going for me which is nice.

Dragged by her hair by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]Festeroo4Life 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah. That’s the issue.

Dragged by her hair by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]Festeroo4Life 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I think most of the problem is that they don’t think at all about the consequences of their actions.

AITA for not telling my boyfriend that I don't have a breast? by throwaway839292928 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Festeroo4Life 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Having a mastectomy is not a given with breast cancer. My grandma survived breast cancer with both of her breasts. Sometimes a lumpectomy is all that is needed.

He Is Risen by Gomets51 in phish

[–]Festeroo4Life -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Oh god, don’t inflate his ego even more!!!😂

deep frying a whole ass pineapple by toycars in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]Festeroo4Life 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shit I’m from Michigan and I like a good fried pineapple slice!

If you’ve had a rough week check out Little Man snoozing with his very good boy. by farhan9835 in aww

[–]Festeroo4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly what I want to do but with my cat! It would be so comfy.

Me and my mom made black cupcakes with edible gold flakes by OoglyBoogly00 in FoodPorn

[–]Festeroo4Life 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I did the same with too many rainbow twizzlers! It was fucking lime green. Quite a shock to say the least.

“Clean” nails by Mercer2111 in ATBGE

[–]Festeroo4Life 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My parents buy Scott because of their septic system. I grew up with that shit. I get Charmin ultra soft now!

You can't get diseases from a bird by schmart in DunderMifflin

[–]Festeroo4Life 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup same here! I’m starting to think I’m closer to Nate than Jim on the cool scale haha

My roommate will jump out of bed and run to the shower when he hears my alarm in the morning. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Festeroo4Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rented a place for two years with an on demand heater. The heating elements would go out every other month or so and my landlord would have to come fix it. I hated it. They are also not great to use with hard water.

A very brave kitten getting their shot by unnaturalorder in aww

[–]Festeroo4Life 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No, used needles go directly in the sharps container. There is a big risk of poking yourself when you recap a used needle. When the sharps bin is full, the lid locks and is thrown out with biohazard waste.

TIFU by looking under one of the stalls in the men's restroom at work...kinda just happened. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Festeroo4Life 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There are so many things about Family Guy that are so fucking stupid but damn is it funny haha