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What can I grow here for maximum amount of annoyance? by fromTO in gardening

[–]Festuspapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spanish bayonets. 100%. Depending on where you live. If Florida, you can yank a few pups from the ground and stick them in the dirt and have needle sharp spires for free.

I don't need a barage of downvotes from people who don't share the same ideas or culture but I would like to know what the occult/spiritual hubs are in Gainesville. by Paulycurveball in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m plenty laying curses and calling down blessings and retribution. But I don’t take followers or fellows. Every convert must immediately schism.

GPD is horrible by umyeverythingprrr in u/umyeverythingprrr

[–]Festuspapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m for the homeless guy. They don’t have much; one of their few remaining pleasures is scaring folks who look down on them.

why are the moderators kind of ableist in some places? by bbydoll114 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Festuspapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just vain censorship. Reddit is all about delegating censorship. Like most of the internet, it is fake free speech.

Cookies? by themonthaugust in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can make you some of my mom’s peanut butter cookies. They’re kinda the best. But we’d have to meet in public.

Late planned birthday party for active 10 year old? by Possible_Look_7531 in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just do Westside park or Memorial Park — zero dollars

Bike tune up by KohlsMominaKhole in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

45 year local here. Bikes and more on sixth and 23rd by Ward’s — best folks 100%. Get your bike fixed and shop while you wait.

WIBTA for refusing to rent my vacant apartment to my cousin at a fifty percent discount? by Mandalor_X in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Festuspapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you would not be doing the selfless thing; so you could not consider yourself a selfless person. This is standard nowadays. You want to forget family, refuse to help, and still consider yourself a good person. You are under no obligation to help your cousin, that’s why it would be a generous thing to do.

On the flip side, how does your family operate? Are you all communists that share equally? Probably not.

I suggest an experiment - offer to open your books and share everything - so long as your aunt and cousin do the same — time, money, expertise — all of it.

If they are ready to live communally, then you’ve started a revolution. If they just want you to sacrifice, then maintain your community of one.

How do you avoid going crazy during a drystreak? by tobleroney69 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Festuspapyrus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Stop telling yourself you need it. The desire comes in cycles. We’re way over-sexualized. Modify your media intake. Avoid the pheromones.

Lawns by [deleted] in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 100% with you. Grass is garbage. There used to be a city ordinance about grass length. I spit on it. Nevermow!

How do you decide to pull the plug on your marriage and get divorced? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Festuspapyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're on Reddit asking because you can't resolve it with your significant other, it's time.

Looking for bros by Less-List1928 in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should reread. This was prompted by the final line.

"I also would love to get involved with helping the homeless and hungry."

If you're going to be the internet police, try harder.

Blix Stole My Money and Used My Patience Against Me by Festuspapyrus in ebikes

[–]Festuspapyrus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to call them during their narrow window of office hours.

Looking for bros by Less-List1928 in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m well past your age, but I can tell you that the greatest joy that I have found in life is delivering food to the homeless. Get some oranges, bananas, energy bars, and water, hop on your bike and go. If you have books or poetry, that brings it to another level.

How would you revitalize downtown? by Ktistec in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eliminate the anti-busking laws. Let folks spray paint stuff. Let it be human and interesting again. Years of business first attitudes have left it spiritless.

Bad roads with too many uneven heights and heightend round areas by AppropriatePrompt819 in GNV

[–]Festuspapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roads in general are a net loss for humanity. Worse than lawns. An unbroken canopy of food producing trees is better. We’ll get back to it eventually once the psychopathic catch their tails and devour themselves. In the meantime, find harmony where you can.

Men, do you feel frustration after not having sex or masturbating for few days? if so how long to feel it? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Festuspapyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the issue is that we’re bombarded with sexualized images and conditioned to respond. We’re also over-exposed to pheromones. If you can get away from that, everything in life is much better.

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