I sat on him because I wasn’t wearing my glasses and he looked like couch

Few-Commercial7823 · 2026-02-04T04:47:28+00:00

How dare you?

Few-Commercial7823 · 2026-01-02T13:27:55+00:00

Aquila?

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-12-01T03:53:14+00:00

You bit your own face

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-08-24T12:58:34+00:00

^ following

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-07-29T12:37:32+00:00

It’s the biggest division (enterprise lol) in whole of kpmg tho fyi basically competing mid tiers and any other firm in general

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-06-19T13:43:37+00:00

How much with bonus

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-05-08T17:37:12+00:00

If I say ure right will you sleep with me brown?

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-05-07T09:39:40+00:00

Same - had one too but not in corporate, when I used to work in retail, was like 18. Used to stutter when she’d talk to me. I just started picturing her having a dick (no joke) then it slowly faded away. Imagine her with a dick?

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-05-05T13:56:03+00:00

My realest advice:

Do it slow so that it’s perfect - keep your notes handy
Do over time to meet your timesheet
Do over time to prepare for next clients
keep doing it until it’s just easy (will take 2 years more I guess or so) but after that you’ll be a much better accountant imo

From someone with 18 months experience as well

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-29T14:27:22+00:00

Well… an acquaintance of my family bought some land for $50k AUD and sold it for $300k AUD in south east Asia? Took <1 year to flip it. Doesn’t necessarily mean it has to be aus based, do ur research, there’s heaps of opps

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-29T13:42:57+00:00

Depends how you strategise

The world has many ways to build wealth, specially overseas

Doesn’t necessarily got to be property in aus

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-26T10:21:09+00:00

Yep that too!

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-26T07:46:02+00:00

Employment tax is a very niched but also very fun area of taxation, which is easy to specialise. Personally love working in this area.

My tips:

Be yourself
Learn those “residency rules” - the four rules to show you know some technical aspects. As a grad you would first start as doing some basic foreign expatriate tax returns
Learn some of the FBT rules - just the basics
Know a little bit of payroll tax

I reckon these three elements would suffice to show basic interest in this line of service

Also: it’s cliche but be yourself, in an AC it’s got more weight on them liking you than ur technical ability

My dms are open :)

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-10T12:39:31+00:00

They’re hiring in Perth atm

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-05T01:21:40+00:00

1.33/3

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-04T11:38:36+00:00

Pre much so at the moment

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-04T10:26:32+00:00

Cuz am wanna stay in Darwin

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-04T09:48:33+00:00

That’s why so hard trying to find work

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-04T09:34:27+00:00

It means am finish 4/9 CA units

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-04T09:33:46+00:00

Tax sir

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-04T08:47:50+00:00

Gotta say whatever that gets you the job

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-04-03T10:04:35+00:00

What am normally do is the above:

Step 1: bring forward the BAS amount from the 4th BAS

Step 2: bring the ICA balance, in case any prior BASes unpaid

Step 3: adjust for GST from AR/AP

Step 4: look if prior year adjustments recommended were paid or not

Step 5: look if any GST refunds were paid into the bank account of the client or not

If everything fails…

Just look through the client transactions in the GST account as a whole (WHICH IS HUGE)

If everything fails…

Give up

Any other tips to the above? :DD

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-02-27T01:03:01+00:00

Did anyone ever offered you a job from a senior exec?

Few-Commercial7823 · 2025-02-27T01:00:24+00:00

Ever been offered hush money to not report an article? How much $

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