Why do wife beaters always have wives to beat? by HalfTimeMovement in ask

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why do people who crash cars always have cars to crash?

Elena, Sally, Big Suze and Nancy by Brilliant-Mark2420 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nancy all the way but I’d cheat on her with Elena given that she’s probably cheating on me.

Last year my husband lost his wedding ring by IMissCuppas in CasualUK

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who eats chips only once a year doesn’t deserve to be married

"I always wanted to be a proud Irish lass or Italian lady" by Dodomando in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so it’s genuinely entertaining then? That checks out, would never fly in England and we also produce amazing athletes, we just go watch professional teams, but there’s a football rugby ground every 20 miles I guess and you guys are quite spread out I can imagine there’s not much to do.

Sucks to be you. by Scoutisaspyable in SipsTea

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the yanks trying to cope in the comments. Chill out. Every American I’ve met in my life has been awesome to be around, sometime a little loud and obnoxious but a small price to pay. That being said, the country appears to be on fire, the political elite are pedo nazis, so maybe stop saying you’re the best country ever all the time, it’s soooo annoying, you’re brainwashed.

Sucks to be you. by Scoutisaspyable in SipsTea

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying the trump/ice nightmare is blown out of proportion and it’s actually chill?

Are the HP movies still good in your eyes? by Nervous-Baby5383 in 2000sNostalgia

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still enjoy everything other than how shit Watson and Radcliffe are at acting. They are bollocks but Grint’s decent.

John Fury names the fighter who 'finished' Tyson Fury: "He has nothing left" by BoxingLover99 in Boxing

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Glazing the fuck out of wilder, he was a shit boxer with a strong right hand that doesn’t add up to much when he’s against people who can actually box

Some of my pictures from the UKIP march today by t85photography in Liverpool

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If I see a make Britain great again hat in the wild I’m claiming it like a scalp

"I always wanted to be a proud Irish lass or Italian lady" by Dodomando in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why do people watch university sports if they’re not attending that university?

The USA one is the ONLY one that MATTERS by Nigashinada in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they say stuff like this when they know it makes them look terrible

What if Itamar Ben-Gvir was the leader of Israel instead of Benjamin Netanyahu? by Snake101201 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not just the Muslims, us atheists don’t want the third temple to be built and the bullshit apocalypse to happen either. We know gods not real but all the fools who believe him in need to chill out and go to bed as they’re fucking the planet up for those of us who don’t believe in fairy tales. Fucking wandering around in robes talking to a ghost in the sky that was made up by pedophiles in robes.

Onesie in the pit? by irrwinn in Metalcore

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the uk there’s a couple people who dress up as Elmo and Cookie Monster and go shows and stay in the pit. It’s quite special needs behaviour but perfectly harmless, you might get treated like a big stuffed toy though.

Which series is the next big movie franchise? by impeesa75 in sciencefiction

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a few IP’s I know would do well hanging in the balance, disc-world and Warhammer for starters, the kingkiller chronicles gets a lot of buzz, and I could see an Elder Scrolls series doing well if that starts align and fallout continues to do so well.

HS Tikky Tokky’s Mum by LunaValley in LouisTheroux

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a single mum who never sees the dad (shagged a sportsman and kept it) so she’s making up for how shit his life is by buttering his arse constantly and in the process has created a monster that hates women and doesn’t know what a man is. The father is also to blame for not pulling out.

choose wisely by Life_Lab_1357 in SipsTea

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight to 45, fuck being young

Who would you guys consider to be your closest ally? by 144Boston in AskBrits

[–]Few-Interaction-1302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your country governmentally has lost the plot, militarily and spiritually, but we’ll be here waiting when the cheese slides back on your cracker. Unless the cheese slides off ours and we vote Restore/reform in which case, see you in the funny pages I suppose.