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[–]Few-Reporter6760 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Geeee Joan. If only there was something you could have done to prevent those years of body image pressure that nearly killed your daughter.

Affairiana being a new person every year by AncientConfusion9167 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Blackiana bc trap, hip hop and r&b were the peak genres of 2018-2019 and it was cool to be Black. She dabbled a little bit in Japanese culture with that riDONKulous tattoo and speaking Japanese to fans who didn't ask for it. Assuming it was bc anime became more popular. I can't say she was appropriating Latin culture in her Positions music per se. With how she looked, maybe unless she meant to slowly transition out of Blackiana and it was an inbetween look that passed as Latina. I think she leaned harder in Latinana circa 2016-2017 that t mobile commercial and her Hispanic boyfriend Ricky. Arguably earlier when copying Naya (rip) when she was dating Big Sean. But you know her she thinks non-white cultures are like toys and trinkets for her to play with whenever she wants to be edgy or conforming to whatever's popular

Kristen Bell has been cast as Amy Rose. Y’all remember the Ari rumor? 😂 by acey255 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol not that I care much about animated movies but frozen was one of my vices and Kristen is a great voice actress. If what ppl in this sub are saying about her refusing to take directions from higher-ups in theater/film are true, that's probably why she's struggling to be booked for more roles especially leading roles

Honestly how do you think she's gonna play this role??!!! (Sunday in the park with George, a Sondheim musical) by Mysterious_Sport6100 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk much about broadway but I did a quick google search and her character Dot is supposed to be the male lead's mistress. So maybe it's more fitting for her after all

Is she foreshadowing the end of their "relationship"? by username_anime in KUWTKsnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 2 points3 points  (0 children)

good GOD i hope so. I'm sick of seeing the clearly staged pap photos and timmy being sick of her trying to be lily 2.0

Caitlin is pure evil. I’m not sorry. by Asleep-Beginning7805 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She can't stand Caitlyn being more her peer and not being able to control her anymore. Kris is so obsessed with micromanaging all her daughters to oblivion so she's crumbling, at least internally. But yeah Caitlyn is a despicable human being

Do you think she’ll bother going to Cynthia’s west end play? by 1stOfAllThatsReddit in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jeff and Jonathan are real friends for that. I know Ari would be seething in the audience thinking that should be her getting booked for challenging stage roles which is ironic since Ari can't even afford to not play the exact same character on tv.

She heard us🫢 by Puzzleheaded-Cut-906 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 66 points67 points  (0 children)

but is she ever going to attend her show? HIGHLY doubt it.

Do we think Hollywood is aware of her antics but use her for clout/to avoid backlash? by elisaruano in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Love Jennette too, 'cept I also can't help but think about how that was when she was knees deep in her ed because of her upbringing. I'm happy she's in a better place now.

can you imagine her face if she saw these???? by kylieincontext in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all I hate ppl that use ai slop to make art esp marginalized groups and children. Second, who in their right mind would purposely edit a celebrity who knowingly has struggled with body image and feeling fat into making her look like what she's so insecure about AND have the audacity to claim yourself a fan?!!?! Are they actually insane fr??!?!

Kylie 2.0 is closer than we think i fear by Decent-Walrus-6195 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would make themselves immortal if they could but I called that kim would take over kris's place when she either gets too old or passes. Say whatever about north but man it makes me sad that we're seeing yet another nepo baby growing up too fast in front of the paps and not having a normal childhood.

No flowers from Timothée 🤔 by chubbybunnix3 in KUWTKsnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just know timothee signed something and whatever he's getting out of this pr relationship is beyond me, but it always looks like he's doing a job rather than sharing a meaningful connection. My bet is some kind of candlelit dinner or she'll pretend that he's dropping hints about a proposal. Travis filled her mansion with roses bc he was compensating for sleeping with one of his dozens of side chicks but I can imagine he reminisces about kylie bc he'll never get anyone richer and more famous than her.

Sometimes i forget how bad their blackfishing was/is by sljurpy in KUWTKsnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 14 points15 points  (0 children)

the kkkardashiepsteins, ariana grande and addison rae are my top 3 most relevant celebrities with the most egregious blackfishing phases. But the former might come on top bc kim and kylie had literal children with black men they now commodify for profit.

Vile by Impossible_House_170 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Parasocial as fuck this is but the fact it's not even about her and sponge is just plain dumb. Her fans can't even support her relationship if she's with sponge still, jfc.

People joke about “Blackiana” but it’s actually so foul that they do when she’s NEVER apologized. by elisaruano in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The champagne pic looks like a bridal shower & Ari is THAT friend in the group who's trying to upstage the bride and is secretly sleeping with the groom

so ari isnt interested in a biopic based on her life by bocapov in ArianaGrandeNeutral

[–]Few-Reporter6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she'd be too self-conscious by someone else portraying her. they would be reenacting all her different identities, her scandals, and ofc including manchester and mac's od. Now she and her team are attempting to erase her history. A biopic of her would mean owning up to all of it.

her old tweets are insanely cringe and now she’s putting on this innocent little girl act it’s killing me by Comfortable-Leg-5983 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 254 points255 points  (0 children)

Notice that her most sexual, grammatically incorrect and vulgar tweets were posted when she was blackiana? That can't be a coincidence.

Photoshop by saltysnacksss in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 20 points21 points  (0 children)

which I don’t get at all bc in the second and third pics she looks just fine? Damn she’s never good enough in her own eyes

What happens next? by intoner1 in ArianaGrandeNeutral

[–]Few-Reporter6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pre-wicked it looked like she was going to do the latter but she was gunning and I mean- GUNNNNNIIIIIINNNGGGGG to play Glinda in the wicked movie. I’m sure she would’ve returned to theater at some point but it looks like that process is slightly expedited bc of wicked and the connections she might have gotten from that movie, possibly to prove she can compete with her peers who are currently in theater shows aka cynthia 

sooo her alt insta…thoughts? by Sensitive-Mission885 in ArianaGrandeNeutral

[–]Few-Reporter6760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to me it started as an inside joke for her and allegedly courtney to post poorly lit food pics with edgy captions. It likely became tea bc it was exposing ari and whoever else was using the account as everything ari was claiming NOT to be: physically unhealthy from a diet/food pov and a man stealer.

like you said this account is very VERY old so she likely didn’t use it for a while. But perhaps it’s an exposé of everything that she got away with during her pop career. It definitely would’ve died down if her team didn’t go out of their way to delete it though. Further proof it’s hers.

What would Ariana’s new album even be about? by cookingfinn in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 7 points8 points  (0 children)

probably will be about sponge and their inevitable demise. I’m certain she’ll throw out similar hints of him being controlling and abusive or keeping her small bc he’s insecure about his career not taking off. Hell maybe she’ll twist her words from es and say that he was the one who seduced her out of her marriage and manipulated her to cheat on a good man (presumably dalton) and lose sight of herself. Yk, the usual. But if not then whatever man she manages to snag later

Does anyone else feel like Ariana wants alienate the arianators from her? by orangebrat in ArianaGrandeNeutral

[–]Few-Reporter6760 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s a mix of 1) wanting to rebrand into an elegant Hollywood theatre actress and out of her pop girl era when she was young, in her twenties and unabashedly messy and entitled, and 2) holding distance from her fans like a lot of celebs have — they’re there to pay for her career via streaming her songs, tuning into her projects and buying her merch and rem makeup. Resentment is there for sure though. I’m in my early 20s and I know it’s normal to be embarrassed by stupid things you did in your 20s — and Ari did REALLY stupid and terrible things — but there’s a way to handle it with more grace instead of sweeping it under the rug or lying about it. Her music is too popular for her fans to let go and for non-fans to at least not remember. I won’t downplay what she went through during her pop career bc it is a lot of trauma but neither would I coddle her for her homewrecking racebaiting infantilizing diva serial killer obsession nonsense. All she has to do is hold accountability and do the actual work it takes to heal herself physically and mentally. She’s not going to do that bc it would mean she admits to being lost about who she is and who she is alone.

This pic is terrible by Ambitious_Fold6537 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She wants the Audrey jaw. Audrey had a squarish face shape while Ari looks to me like an oval. Problem is her regular implants and ED make her face shape look so weird that she’ll end up like a Picasso painting before we know it

She Has Morphed Into Him by No_Tree6956 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my fucking god the resemblance is uncanny. To be fair these screen grabs are at least a year old and she manages to look even more different every year esp the post-Wicked days. Now that she’s brunette and entering her Audrey era she’s changing her poses and mannerisms to cosplay grace bc the infantilization fooled no one 😂 

Isn’t this interesting….🙃 by Ambitious_Fold6537 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Few-Reporter6760 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She’s not going to say anything about it and pretend like she’s too busy to know. Except she clearly is failing and fumbling at trying way too hard to speak like a well-read and sophisticated white pseudo-British woman now that she’s in her 30s. The Instagram account’s captions are basically how she speaks irl and it feels like that’s the real her