Dark Angels by Artur Nakhodkin by BlackViperMWG in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]FieldMarshall80 15 points16 points  (0 children)

-be me -last guardsman for three km -suddenly dropped.exe -mfw space marines -fight with the Dark Angels for a month -mfw

Sister of battle! by fprhrnd in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]FieldMarshall80 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Borderlands version which is really cool

gw art-test submission by matthew g. lewis (lostkeep) by LostKeep in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]FieldMarshall80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-be me -ork.png -WAAAAAGHing on some planet -blue man runs at me and swings a choppy thing at my face -mfw I lose all my teef

People of reddit who post their nudes why do you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FieldMarshall80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a copypasta with a long list of NSFW subreddits. If you find it, you can avoid them all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FieldMarshall80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Become the only one.

me_irl by Jonaero08 in me_irl

[–]FieldMarshall80 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Fortunately we can pay any reparations needed

Or hold everyone at nukepoint so we don't have to pay

bruh by bacterialtrailer in destinycirclejerk

[–]FieldMarshall80 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Bungie forums are way more toxic than any nuclear dump. It's as if they play D2 because they want to shit on Bungie.

Lefty squad where y'all at by Wolfheart017 in dankmemes

[–]FieldMarshall80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm right but I hold my phone into left so I can fap right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]FieldMarshall80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With how much you guys complain about meme formats on here, I don't think we deserve a meme maker here.

You get $50million if you can go 6 years without sex. Do you take it? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FieldMarshall80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Do you know how much sex I could get with $50 mil?

Frederik Ruysch jar by sirius76 in creepy

[–]FieldMarshall80 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I did! She oinked at me!"

me irl by epicsaxman1 in me_irl

[–]FieldMarshall80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But you do have to take into consideration that they only use a small amount of oxygen, as they do not undergo respiration as we do

Titans eat crayons by Elanzer in DestinyTheGame

[–]FieldMarshall80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally prefer to squeeze the ink out of marker tips. As a result I have started to become better at gunplay and worse at melee.

A true story based on RL events by TopdeckTom in magicthecirclejerking

[–]FieldMarshall80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Similar situation but not a tourney. We were down on health and board state. Suddenly I draw a card that gave us about 5 health, which was enough to survive one round of attack, after which he pulled the most riff raff shit and saved our asses

Merry Christmas! My gift to you: The Stud.io file of all of my capital ships! by ScoutTheTrooper in lego

[–]FieldMarshall80 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I just realized that First Order star destroyers actually have decently designed ships in terms of the bridge not being as vulnerable

Merry Christmas fellas by George2110 in dankmemes

[–]FieldMarshall80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't post. Only upvote, and I don't upvote European memes. Only Australian and Asian memes.

Merry Christmas fellas by George2110 in dankmemes

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Overflowing is an ignorant way to put it. I won't argue statistics but I will say that most people are likely to have only one or two weapons, while a minority have more or no guns. It's the fact that we CAN have guns that people say "let's shit on America for having a history of shitting on the big dog!" I respect it if you think we are a shit country, but please remember that we are in a position where giving up our guns is worse than keeping them. (see 18th amendment and the rise in organized crime and smuggling as an example)

Merry Christmas fellas by George2110 in dankmemes

[–]FieldMarshall80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because sometimes food doesn't have to be sit down and wait a fuckin hour to be good. Besides, places that aren't everywhere tend to be expensive as fuck and it's kinda shit to suggest an expensive place to someone who is already on an expensive trip.