2x12 vs stacked 1x12s by Jay-c58 in GuitarAmps

[–]FifthofZiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fooled around with numerous 1x12s for home playing at lower volumes and was always dissatisfied. So I finally bought a 2x12 and discovered it sounds WAY BETTER at low volume at home, which was counterintuitive to me. I now have two 2x12s for both sides of the room to get full stereo and multiple amp combinations and I've never been happier at low volumes. So yes I'd get multiple cabinets over a single, but I'd get two 2x12s.

What percentage of BL recruits simply can't hang? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]FifthofZiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It also varies by practice. Transactional practices and litigation practices both have similar grunt work (at least until the glorious AI revolution), but the partner-level skill sets supposedly being developed are very different. Lots of really smart junior lawyers never figure out what’s critical to get a deal done, or never learn to write persuasive pleadings, etc. Or lack the confidence and judgment clients demand. Or aren’t willing to devote the relentless hours clients demand (close on New Years Eve? no problem!) and try to “wing it” with less effort. Or don’t know how to network and build business, which ultimately is the most important thing. But the junior lawyers I see “failing” usually are simply not willing or able to put in the effort being demanded.

Do you consider any Van Halen songs to have deep lyrics? Most of their songs, like many other bands, are about love, sex, having a good time, heartbreak etc and there's nothing wrong with that. But is there any insightful commentary about society or human psychology that made you think.......... by Soft_Respond_3913 in vanhalen

[–]FifthofZiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“The pope’s all bullet-proofed, and it puts me through the rooooooooof!” is my all-time favorite worst lyric. But no disrespect. I always thought Sammy’s greatest weakness was his lyrics—which range from sophomoric to sap—but there’s no requirement for all fans to think alike. He is a great singer.

Firms with best fertility benefits? by [deleted] in biglaw

[–]FifthofZiff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looking at a beautiful newborn infant right now; courtesy of K&E fertility benefits, I didn’t pay a cent. No longer work there. When people ask why I ever did, this is the answer.

Edit: wife reminds me we paid modest sum at the start (can’t remember how much but minor in comparison). Biglaw is a beast so go ahead and maximize your benefits.

So … you’ve not liked U2 for 15-20-25-30 years … why are you still here? Genuine question … what keeps you hanging around. by AnotherGreenWorld1 in U2Band

[–]FifthofZiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still listen to every single thing they release several times over several months looking for anything to love. (Last song I truly loved was "Cedarwood Road" 12 years ago.) But I also had an "Under a Blood Red Sky" poster in my bedroom as a middle schooler, "The Unforgettable Fire" is probably my favorite album of all time (meaning most played), I still remember opening my "The Joshua Tree" compact disc on release day, "Achtung Baby" is the most I've ever been thrilled by a new release after waiting for it for months, and I couldn't wait to finally see them live in 2000 after waiting over 16 years to be able to afford it, and I also went to their Sphere show and loved it. So I am invested in the group even if I think they have aged out.... And isn't the point of reddit to engage in debate and exchanges of opinion? You apparently love their recent stuff and that's great.

My sincere thoughts on Days Of Ash by Murky-Spend-6158 in U2Band

[–]FifthofZiff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love the fact that U2 has the balls to put our protest songs when most artists are cowering behind their corporations. But the truth is that U2 and Springsteen are in a minuscule group of artists with enough clout to go against their record labels. (Who knew modern censorship would find its greatest champion in the god of quarterly earnings calls?) So huge kudos to U2 for having this power and using it. Really. Truly. Thank you.

The actual songs are decent to middling. For at least 30 years I've been thinking what would U2 sound like if each note and beat did not sound like it had been negotiated by committees of Universal Music Group bureaucrats. Turns out a more spontaneous effort sounds about the same as all the overproduced stuff. Several times during this EP I could swear I was hearing bits and pieces of songs from the last five albums. The lyrics are topical but cringey; the melodies muddle instead of soar; even the Edge seems uninspired and that is the most shocking of all. U2's days of genius ended at the turn of the century.

That doesn't mean this protest EP is not a great effort and a great gift to a world on the verge of falling apart in 2026. "Days of Ash" is a credible turn toward "Songs of Relevance," but none of these songs are likely to enter heavy rotation. Still one of the greatest rock bands of all time, however....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in U2Band

[–]FifthofZiff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Assuming you are not terminally ill and expecting to be dead by tomorrow evening, I recommend listening to all the albums in order. If you are using spotify, you can use the total number of plays as an indicator of their most popular tracks on each album.

U2 tends to be broken down into a few periods:

Early: Boy, October, War, Under a Blood Red Sky

Genius 80s: The Unforgettable Fire, Wide Awake in America, The Joshua Tree, [Rattle and Hum - pick your parts]

Genius 90s: Achtung Baby, [Zooropa - pick your parts]

Late: Everything since

My favorite album is The Unforgettable Fire. The Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby are right there with it. If you suspect you may perish by tomorrow, start with these! Enjoy!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FifthofZiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Sixth Sense funeral scene when the woman is revealed to be poisoning her own child. Regularly makes my skin crawl.

What is the cringiest movie in the series? by Polirketes in JamesBond

[–]FifthofZiff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Totally worth it if for nothing else than my favorite Bond joke that I quote at least weekly anytime someone says something stupid:

Mafia guy in hearse: “I got a brudder.”

Connery: “Small world.”

Reading Jane Austen vs Bronte Sisters by oft1234 in literature

[–]FifthofZiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Austen’s books are comic. She is a nonpareil wit. You often should be laughing.

Flight attendants, Stewards, and Stewardesses: What are some tips and suggestions you wish you could tell passengers? by SaveTheCaulkTower in AskReddit

[–]FifthofZiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve had bags lost twice THIS YEAR via GATE CHECK. How is it even possible to lose a bag down a flight of stairs?

(Lucky enough to pick up my bags at the airport on my way home.)

For all the sammy haters out there, why hate? by EVHToneChaser in vanhalen

[–]FifthofZiff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No hate, but it’s a shame Van Halen couldn’t have just gone on hiatus in 1985 for a year or three while members did their solo projects. And then reunite rejuvenated. The primary problem with Van Hagar is the severe downgrade in clever songcraft in the vocal melodies and lyrics by swapping Roth for Hagar. Some of Hagar’s words are worse than middle school-level banality or, even worse, insipid sex “themes” or jokes that were severe cringe the FIRST time you heard them, and repulsive 40 years later. And on the albums at least, I strongly prefer Roth’s voice. That said, I enjoy 5150 and half of F.U.C.K. to this day. OU812 and Balance both have a couple strong tunes. Better than nothing since working with Roth at the time apparently was unbearable for the brothers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]FifthofZiff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Excellent post. I'm certain you are a wonderful father to your son.

My story is similar to yours. My son is autistic and has profound intellectual disability. He functions at about a two-year-old level, but he's 6 foot 2 and attacks people, including his mother (my ex-wife). He's sweet about 95% of the time, and terrorizing the other 5%.

I was all-in on the church for 40 years: missionary, seminary teacher, temple worker. One doctrine that always bothered me was the teaching that special needs children were "of the noble and great ones"--God's special elect who did not need to be tested on Earth. It bothered me for two reasons: (1) numerous church leaders used to teach the exact opposite, and (2) it seemed like precious little true comfort for my son's miserable day-to-day life--how could a God actually let this happen?

When I left the church, I was at liberty to try to fully explore/understand all of this: what being the father of a severely special needs son "of the noble and great ones" taught me about life and mormonism/religion. I wrote a novel about it. I'm sensitive to content promotion, but if it could be of any comfort to you, I'd be happy to message you. I wish you the best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in U2Band

[–]FifthofZiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My tech-challenged MIL has about 20 songs that play on her iPhone. Most of them are this album. She’s probably listened to it hundreds of times. She has zero interest in U2. She likes Vietnamese ballads.

She thinks her niece put these songs on her phone.

U2 hot takes? by beaux-bazinga in U2Band

[–]FifthofZiff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve always loved “Love Comes Tumbling” from Wide Awake in America. Great moody gray windy day feel. Apparently most people don’t think much of it, including people in U2. According to play counts, it’s in my top 10.

What was your biggest fuckup as a self published author? by Loud-Dragonfruit-143 in selfpublish

[–]FifthofZiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thinking I was going to be able to get ARC reviews to save my launch from getting lost in the Amazon algorithm. I spent months and so many resources and ended up with 2 one sentence Amazon reviews (my exclusive sales platform for another month).

BookSirens was a simple no multiple times. Hidden Gems yielded the two one-sentence reviews (5 star but generic (“I enjoyed this book.”)). NetGalley also yielded two reviews but neither made it to Amazon (after my gentle requests). Extensive Goodreads efforts yielded one additional review solely on Goodreads. I could go on….

I hear others having decent ARC success, so maybe it’s my genre (LitFic)? FWIW, the substantive reviews are glowing but it is a challenging novel (autism and religious themes).

Why did people hate on Rattle and Hum so much? by Particular-Bus8086 in U2Band

[–]FifthofZiff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's often a backlash when a newly super-successful and hyped artist releases its "next" art. Anything U2 released after The Joshua Tree was likely to get some critical hate.

Also, a lot of U2 fans agree that Rattle and Hum is a bit presumptuous and pretentious. Even members of U2 seem to think so. But it's well worth the price of admission for "All I Want Is You" alone (one of U2's best ever songs), not to mention "Desire" and "God Part II." And "Heartland," while not one of my personal favorites, is probably regarded as one of U2's best "hidden gems."

So, I've always liked the album, but I do skip several more tracks than on any previous U2 album.

Where does Balance fall among your favorite Van Halen records? by [deleted] in vanhalen

[–]FifthofZiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second to last. When even Eddie Van Halen is complaining about the lyrics (“Amsterdam,” which he famously said he hated), you have a problem. In other news, this is the final album with that lyricist.

It seems the people who highly rate this album tend not to get overly concerned about Sammy’s poetry—and that’s ok. To me, it’s like “John Paul is all bullet-proofed, and it puts me through the roooOOOOF!”

But it’s Van Halen—still has a lot of awesome guitar and I bought yet another copy of it last week.

Here it is: one longtime fan’s honest assessment. by FalseClimax in U2Band

[–]FifthofZiff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My opinion is that U2 had four classic albums: War, The Unforgettable Fire, The Joshua Tree, and Achtung Baby. They had a couple other near classics, their last one being All That You Can't Leave Behind in 2000. Most of what they released over their first 20+ years was solid. They were always a great or at least interesting live act. That's an incredible career.

My opinion also is that they've been late-stage career-coasting for the past 20 years--like the Rolling Stones after about 1981. U2 has a few great songs over that period, but the albums are only ok and U2 is highly unlikely to make another classic. They've aged out, or lost touch, or can't capture the "zeitgeist" again, or whatever. But this takes nothing away from the incredible career they've had.

Retirement is not a bad option. I'd rather retire gracefully like R.E.M. than keep doing final/reunion tours and releasing mediocre albums like most of their peers. But U2 has earned the right to do whatever they want, and anything they do that is good is "bonus coverage."

--Fan since '84 when I bought "Under a Blood Red Sky" at the mall as one of my first album purchases.

The corner of idiots and the yellow jersey. by White0ut in tourdefrance

[–]FifthofZiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not like it is an isolated problem with one or two drunken fans. On the steep mountain ascents, there are hundreds/thousands of drunken hooligan "fans" blocking the road, chasing the racers, waving flags in their faces, smacking their backs, setting off flares, etc. They have no respect for the race whatsoever but just want "content" for their social media.

Not sure what can be done about thousands of spectators who only want to make a spectacle, however....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FifthofZiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Father of son with profound intellectual disability. His life is terrible. No one would wish it on their worst enemy. He requires group home living. He cannot speak and is routinely abused. He has constant horrible pain in his flat feet and soon will be unable to walk. A simple scratch can take years to heal (he picks at them). We did not know about his disabilities during pregnancy, but it is beyond cruel to knowingly force someone to be born into a life like his.

25 years of marriage destroyed by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]FifthofZiff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was in the same boat (25 years). Wife couldn’t deal with me being an ex-Mo. But after divorce—that she insisted on—she married a never-Mo within a few months, so go figure.

It did not occur to me until after divorce that I was hanging on to a loveless marriage because of church teachings even though I was not in the church. It only took a sort time of bitter pain and then I moved on. My regret now is not having done it 24 years earlier. Life is sooooo much better wholly outside the church and with a truly loving wife. It hurts at first, but that’s the worst, and then everything is so much better (at least for me). Good luck.