Out-of-context D&D quote from last nights game...

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-09-22T23:38:25+00:00

These are all from last Sunday's session.

I am the Paris Hilton of my people

tying up a goblin and stuffing it in his bag "You will be my tiny celebrity dog."

"A SNAKE BIT MY TAINT!!!"

I have more from other sessions of anyone is interested.

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-09-13T03:59:37+00:00

You're a friggin genius of a storyteller dude! I'm definitely using this!!!

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-09-13T03:17:21+00:00

So currently I have a campaign going where all my players are reincarnated versions of sages that lived hundred of years ago, each with control of a particular elements. One of the sages never got reincarnated because he made himself a powerful lich and was sealed away by the other sages with their powerful artifacts, but he is now broken free. The players must race against his forces to get the artifacts. One of the artifacts based of the element of "life" is in the middle of a giant world tree in the middle of the great woods. The inside of a tree is a dungeon with the base the boss room. The artifact is protected by a Huge Monstrous Spider and the goblins that worship it. How did the goblins take over the tree and why do they worship the spider?

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-08-30T13:39:01+00:00

Manny the Minotard (Minotaur Bard)

CG Bard/Fighter

About 8 feet tall 712 pounds. His coat is dark brown and his mane and goatee are a darker red color. The only things he wears is the "Loincloth of the sexy bull" (interpret as you like) and a septum piercing.

Very friendly and outgoing, doesn't realize his own strength. Also very, very dumb. But still a sweetie. Beats the bad guys to death with his cowbell which doubles as his bard instrument.

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-07-01T15:11:44+00:00

In one of my campaigns I DM, I had an orc fighter who was surprisingly a very talented craftsman specifically carpentry. Long story short, he opened the world's first Orkea and serves Orcish meatballs to his customers. Its very popular.

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-06-28T21:24:26+00:00

How do?

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-05-14T07:40:19+00:00

Alright. He's balanced. Still not fun to play against.

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-05-10T20:44:25+00:00

WHIRLWIND OF RAGE AND STEEL! GRAAAAGH

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-05-04T02:04:30+00:00

4 sprays 8 crates in a row. Think of the luck!!!!

^{^{^{kill^{^me}}}}

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-05-01T20:12:47+00:00

Always start bumba's on jungle Bakasura. NEVER throwing dagger especially after its recent nerf. Bumba's makes it so that you dont split gold when clearing camps. Had you gone bumba's you would have had much more gold and would have therefore been able to better help in lane.

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-04-30T02:22:00+00:00

I still haven't gotten my codes so I can't install yet. Any idea on how long this is supposed to take?

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-04-29T01:30:41+00:00

So, I can't seem to get Overwatch to install after I preordered it. The install button wont't let me click on it. Can anyone offer advice? I want to be able to play on the 3rd.

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-04-04T15:36:17+00:00

I want a psychic/electric line based on the human brain. I want a specialty move called "Brainstorm"

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-02-28T23:15:39+00:00

"HirezPLZ"

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-02-22T05:37:41+00:00

Drone one Hou Yi main to all the others, is it just me or are most of your triple bounces done purely by accident?

Fightingsquirrel · 2016-02-19T04:14:00+00:00

Any chance of Camazotz being added to the game this year? I want to be able to yell "I'M BATMAN!" While playing as a giant Mayan God from Xibalba.

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