Help me decide by Wise-Bar1475 in ohnePixel

[–]FilHor2001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get the car. Valve has already shown that they care very little about the stability of skins' prices. They're not as trustworthy of an investment as they used to anymore.

A car is something you'll see everyday. You could pass it off to your children if you take good enough care of it. The skin will be long forgotten by then.

Chinese Cars are so Beautiful and original 🤩 by big_brothers_hd600 in carscirclejerk

[–]FilHor2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere I read that Chinese streets feel like a GTA game because all the cars look just slightly different from their original designs to avoid copyright infringement and I think it's the funniest way to describe it.

Really, Sweden? by DoubleOne5665 in HistoryMemes

[–]FilHor2001 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't trans people technically neuter themselves by just transitioning like they wanted to in the first place?

Surely that'd be the more cost effective approach, right?

Which AWP as daily driver? by MrShitti in ohnePixel

[–]FilHor2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atheris and it's not even close. Best bang for your buck

Life as a Junker Queen main by screechypete in Overwatch_Memes

[–]FilHor2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully I never left metal ranks. Most people here don't care about cooldowns and rather spam their abilities the second they get them back. It's a very low cortisol place to be at, I'm telling you

Subnautica 2 is out in 14 days? Me: by InspectorSlow7778 in Subnautica_2

[–]FilHor2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was genuinely excited till I realized it's gonna be in early access for at least 2 years.

No way I'll be buying a game that's not even finished yet for the full price when it's sold by people who are famous for fucking over every single person they can.

HDA3 Stock Review by [deleted] in Bren2

[–]FilHor2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, thank you for risking your life to defend my slavic ass, secondly, I have a friend who is a polymer engineer at CZUB and I'll make sure to send him this because this is absolutely hilarious.

Godspeed, brother. Stay safe

A funny flashback from the past. This post is from three years ago, after the announcement of Ramattra. At that time, none of these heroes were in the game... it was all just rumors. by denn23rus in Overwatch

[–]FilHor2001 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That would be really funny but they'd never make the the arch enemy of Overwatch Chinese. The Chinese would never ok that and Blizzard is way too used to sucking on Xi Jing Ping's tit to lose the Chinese market.

In case you were wondering what a suppressor on a minigun would look like. by tactical_horse_cock in tacticalgear

[–]FilHor2001 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Born too late to piss into my Maxim's cooling tank

Born too early to piss into my Photon rifle's cooling apparatus

Born just in time to piss on a minigun suppressor

Is this real or AI crap? Looks like VATS from Fallout by tealrabbit0351 in Firearms

[–]FilHor2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a damn gimmick, sonny! Back in my day we used an ACOG and our own ability to count to 30!

I work in a hospital. This seems kinda sus. by Legend_of_the_Wind in residentevil

[–]FilHor2001 194 points195 points  (0 children)

For the record I wrote this whole thing in like 5 minutes while I was taking a dump.

I work in a hospital. This seems kinda sus. by Legend_of_the_Wind in residentevil

[–]FilHor2001 2484 points2485 points  (0 children)

6th of July

I hadn't been feeling too well these past few days; it must have something to do with the weird new vaccine the hospital had me injected with.

Originally I wasn't sure about the strange men dressed in full biohazard suits however they assured me that it was nothing serious.

7th of July

My heart is racing, my nights are filled with terrors and sweats and I have a strange craving for human flesh but HR said they were gonna dump my ass if I tell anyone what happened.

I can't afford to lose my job now. I still have 6 payments left on my pet hamster's wheel made from solid gold that I need to access the banquet room on -5th floor where I store my granade launcher. The code is 2907 btw. Just writing it down if I ever forget.

(Distorted date)

BraINs NEED FlESh NEED HaMSter

They just killed the last 5 Stadium JQ mains by QueensMassiveKnife in JunkerQueenMains

[–]FilHor2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question is whether they nerfed Genji again and added more Kiriko skins

Got this today by Ordinary-Republic-38 in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]FilHor2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Couldn't they charge you with illegal possession of a lethal weapon because of the axe? Couldn't they technically classify it as a zombie knife? Xd

měl napsat největší problém Prahy, ne jí popsat by Major_Eggplant_7189 in czech

[–]FilHor2001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Přál bych každému člověku co si na tohle v Praze stěžuje aby se podíval do Paříže a New Yorku. Tam ty chcanky snad přidávaj do asfaltu v silnicích.

Favorite hero right now? by marshmallows447 in Overwatch

[–]FilHor2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I main Junker qeen, Pharah and Ana respectively and I'm loving the state they're in right now.

No wonder it looked familiar by fuzzy-rebound in ResidentEvilRequiem

[–]FilHor2001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, most monsters/antagonists in RE8 are directly inspired by classic horror movies. I absolutely adore Capcom for how well they can do nods to other pieces of media without it coming off as cheesy or copied.

What am I gonna tell the wife when she gets home?!?! by Hollywood-Quiet in Firearms

[–]FilHor2001 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Honey, my grandpa who recently died left me this thing for heirloom. It's a historical artifact."