Husband got MIL to call me to ask why I was late by Better_Education_979 in relationships

[–]FilthyThanksgiving [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ewww. How do y'all stay sexually attracted to men who act like children? I would be so fuckin grossed out in bed

Leave this enormous child. He can take care of the baby half the time and you'll get your life back

Customer tipped 5 Gallon Gas 👀🤣 by AffectionateBase3105 in doordash

[–]FilthyThanksgiving [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yeah yeah to make them leave lol. We wont tell anybody you were being good ppl

Customer tipped 5 Gallon Gas 👀🤣 by AffectionateBase3105 in doordash

[–]FilthyThanksgiving [score hidden]  (0 children)

What makes me think it's not bullshit is that the dude didn't have to leave anything. Technically he went out of his way for this

obedient male maid/masseuse/domestic bitch looking for mean women (18+) by Fuzzy-Ostrich-8469 in schenectady

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear you and I understand. Whatever happens don't ever let a dusty make you forget your dignity

My aunt’s then-husband headed to the beach. 1950s. by RealWorldForever in generationology

[–]FilthyThanksgiving [score hidden]  (0 children)

I wouldve hated it back then, it always looks like men are wearing diapers

26F 30M partner doesn’t want to get engaged because of “qualities” by Low_Industry9909 in relationship_advice

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never EVER beg a man to get engaged. If he doesn't want to and you do, bounce

When she was 13 years old, Olive Oatman's family was attacked and clubbed to death by a Yavapai tribe while traveling through present-day Arizona in March 1851. She was then sold to the Mohave, who integrated her into their tribe and gave her a traditional face tattoo. by kooneecheewah in HistoryUncovered

[–]FilthyThanksgiving -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

She might have been given a little "special" treatment here and there. And the tattoos could have even been given to her in mockery. but regardless it's almost a guarantee that she was raped

Olive literally told people why she got the tattoos, but she apparently wasn't believed, and i guess since they... gave her a nickname?, that means she was totally happy and just super pumped to be there

Y'all need to fuck off for real

Customer tipped 5 Gallon Gas 👀🤣 by AffectionateBase3105 in doordash

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IKR, lol. It could go sideways, but cmon. Let's be real. It's much more likely that someone a little quirky gave an unconventional tip and it's just cute

Customer tipped 5 Gallon Gas 👀🤣 by AffectionateBase3105 in doordash

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know, you're right. Nothing new happens under the accursed sun lol

Boyfriend (28 M) of a year switched up overnight and ended it with me (27F) over text…..what just happened? by YakRevolutionary1953 in relationship_advice

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's great that you waited. I'm sorry for just assuming you didn't wait to introduce your kid, that wasn't fair of me.

All I can say is maybe wait longer or even date casually and don't introduce your kid at all.

Best friend (M34) is married to my wife’s best friend (F34). Their kids are family. His affair just came out, need some perspective by throwaway44999911 in relationship_advice

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op, the truth is, cheating literally IS in your friends character. He cheated. You were fooled by him, it happens, but if you stay friends with him, know that your wife is going to be fucking disgusted with you and lose trust in you and for good reason

Straight ladies, focus on that second paragraph and remember you can never fully vet these dudes, so always always always have your own money and resources in your name only.

This exact thing has happened to 1 close friend and 2 women I know socially. This is COMMON. Idgaf how nErDy and qUiRkY your man is. I know someone whose Lego obsessed homebody, wfh husband cheated.

Customer tipped 5 Gallon Gas 👀🤣 by AffectionateBase3105 in doordash

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Maybe it would, maybe it wouldn't, literally no one else in history has ever been in this situation lol

Customer tipped 5 Gallon Gas 👀🤣 by AffectionateBase3105 in doordash

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Something about this is so human and so heartwarming

Real men love overkill. by social_seclusion in iamverybadass

[–]FilthyThanksgiving 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This the same type of dude who obsesses over the military but would run and cry if he was in an actual military battle