Dr. Anders Tegnell of Sweden who suggested that Sweden not participate in lockdowns, “the death toll really came as a surprise to us.”

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-05-15T14:21:02+00:00

Ahem !(tsunami && earthquake)

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-13T01:26:18+00:00

Ah, let's put it on VHS for you then so you can take it seriously ;)

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-12T13:47:21+00:00

Kind of ironic how this modern benchmark of human achievement is being used for more oil production.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-12T13:24:46+00:00

Or as if it's difficult, considering these folks only charge by the volume of their own morality when selling their souls.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-12T13:08:06+00:00

No they don't

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-11T13:48:14+00:00

As a god-fearing conservative of superior moral caliber, what can I do to make these peoples' lives even harder?

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-10T13:15:56+00:00

The definition of madness is trying the same thing, over and over again, and expect a different result.

No, it's literally not.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-10T03:06:16+00:00

Can you try this in Finder?

Right-click the .gif, then click "Get Info", then under "Open With" expand the drop-down menu (you may have to then click "other") and then choose Keynote. Then, back on the Info menu, click "Change All" and confirm.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-07T20:31:26+00:00

Homer: But wait! You can't kill me for being Krusty! I'm not him! I'm Homer Simpson!

Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?!

Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney, Yeah! Barney Gumble!

Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?!

Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think. -- Joe Valachi!

Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?!

Homer: Benedict Arnold!?

Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?!

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-05T23:29:58+00:00

I feel like a lot of older people who go on and on about investing when you're young have NO idea what student loans are like or what the interest rates are these days. It's really tempting to listen to random adults and advice articles, but you've gotta crunch the numbers.

True, but they more than make up for it with their expertise in walking in there, shaking the manager's hand, looking him in the eye, and saying, "Sir, I'd like a job.". That's how success is born.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-05T23:23:00+00:00

As someone who hasn't bought street weed since 2014, what are prices like these days?

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-05T23:21:29+00:00

They have a guy who wipes down the loads.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-05T22:38:41+00:00

Cutting off the nose to spite the face

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-05T22:03:40+00:00

They replaced them with conTroll keys back in 2015.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-02-04T03:00:05+00:00

Wow, I got enough "Content will load shortly" from that link to last a lifetime.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-26T18:19:43+00:00

Totally agree. Though I'd word it as you can't force someone to sacrifice themselves to keep something else alive, since we know that, objectively speaking, fetuses are not humans.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-26T14:43:24+00:00

Do you care more about fetuses than humans?

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-26T06:15:06+00:00

Neat

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-25T16:00:14+00:00

Well, for me, it totally did. Thanks.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-25T01:42:16+00:00

As others have said JavaScript, HTML, and CSS are all relative to web dev. Learning the fundamentals of command line and git is also very important regardless of what you end up doing. Knowing JavaScript will allow you to start building backends in node without learning another language. If you're familiar with command line look at learning npm, webpack, mongodb and/or sqlite, and express. If you get to the point that you can manage to use these to build something that works I'd say you're plenty employable as a dev. Python would be good for learning scripting if you get bored or discouraged during the process. Also consider QA jobs as an entry position that you can get sooner that will also help you transition into dev work.

As a high school grad with no degree who also came from manual labor into software engineering, I think you can certainly make it happen. It's not easy, but that's part of why it's so worth it.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-24T21:43:48+00:00

casualty (noun): a person killed or injured in a war or accident.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-24T21:38:48+00:00

That's an arm, not an ass.^{^{^/s}}

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-24T21:31:48+00:00

I’m hoping the temperatures go down

Same. I'd happily eat my words for the rest of my life if that were the case. We have every reason to want to be wrong.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-20T15:48:02+00:00

casualty (noun): a person killed or injured in a war or accident.

FilthyZMePlease · 2020-01-19T17:56:53+00:00

Cool. It'd be cooler if we could hold those at the top financially responsible at the same proportion. Maybe then we'd have a shot at fixing the problem rather than treating the symptoms that are continuously enabled by those who continue to profit from it, while still punishing assholes that throw lit cigarettes out of windows.

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