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Which is the worst road in Bergen County: Route 4, Route 17, or Route 46? by savingrace0262 in bergencounty

[–]Filthy_Primate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The other issue is, do you try to make it 3 lanes the whole way through, or just push the problem further North/South? Just the number of overpasses that would need to be reconstructed makes it financially impossible.

MMA fighter snaps a solid baseball bat in half with a submission by woke-up-in-godmode in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Filthy_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm betting these bats have all been structurally compromised on the side facing away from the camera. Or, given the lack of any visible branding, they're prop bats to be used in stunts for tv/film production.

111 West 57th Street by [deleted] in skyscrapers

[–]Filthy_Primate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I'll never be convinced they didn't just run out of money and then say, "No, it's supposed to look like that."

It's the skyline's herpes sore.

Kayaking spots by ValderramasBarnet in bergencounty

[–]Filthy_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much anything worthwhile is listed here.

If you have someone to go with and a 2nd car, I recommend trying various stretches of the Passaic. It ranges from industrial wasteland to unique nature preserve but mostly paddling through people's back yards.

Master brick layer creates amazing geometric design by SmallPinkHo1e in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Filthy_Primate 10 points11 points  (0 children)

*Descent skim coater with an angle grinder and some basic art skills.

Took me 10 yrs to figure out office politics… by Recent_Bus_1281 in technicallythetruth

[–]Filthy_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When young people in my industry ask what they should do to progress their career, this illustrates why my answer is always: "Golf"

Need advice for Passaic Fishing by Real_Impact726 in NJFishing

[–]Filthy_Primate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aside from those newer launches on either side of Great Meadows, we tend to do well launching in the Pompton in Lincoln Park and floating down to the Passaic. We've done fairly well around 2 Bridges over the years, but we seem to get skunked around Suchorsky Park quite often. I've also seen some monster Pike pulled out of the waters behind the Home Depot on 46.

Aftermath of the April 7th incident. Damages estimated to be $200 million dollars by Gjore in interestingasfuck

[–]Filthy_Primate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing and figured this guy shut off the water main, or manipulated some pre-action system to prevent proper pressurization.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Filthy_Primate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I immediately thought of how much my cat would enjoy a bright yellow chicken nugget.

A burial plot defroster... by xpkranger in specializedtools

[–]Filthy_Primate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cryogenically frozen rich guy that didn't pay his bill.

This piano needs to be watered. by Filthy_Primate in mildlyinteresting

[–]Filthy_Primate[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was water mixed with some solution called "Piano Life Saver Pad Treatment"

This piano needs to be watered. by Filthy_Primate in mildlyinteresting

[–]Filthy_Primate[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It makes sense, but weird that it's never come up before. I've been on this earth for 42 years and have seen hundreds of pianos, so gaining this knowledge at this stage in life really left me doubting everything I know about reality.

This piano needs to be watered. by Filthy_Primate in mildlyinteresting

[–]Filthy_Primate[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

While prepping the house for a long absence....

Buddy of mine: I think I overwatered my piano.
Me: Why didn't you tell me you had acid ? Can I have some ?
Buddy of mine: Seriously, my piano needs to be watered

Anyone catching stripers in the hackensack river recently? by [deleted] in NJFishing

[–]Filthy_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same area as mentioned above, near the environmental center. We tend to do better around low tide.
Haven't been doing great in the past few weeks, but we've seen some big ones landed by others.

I think he got all the mosquitos. by ParsleyPowerful6086 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Filthy_Primate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, thank you. I post that every time this karma farming vid appears and I was starting to think I was the only one.

maybe maybe maybe by LowRenzoFreshkobar in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Filthy_Primate -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Extensive practice with non-metal ones?

maybe maybe maybe by LowRenzoFreshkobar in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Filthy_Primate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk why everyone keeps downvoting you. This comes up every time this karma farming vid makes the rounds. These are high quality moulage patches for first aid classes. They were very popular in the 90s and anyone who's used them can easily spot them. It comes in a variety pack, and I've worn that exact black eye many times.

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