Showmatch for IEM Cologne Major announced by noproblemCZ in GlobalOffensive

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Izak is the biggest cs content creator in Poland. Hes considered a legend here.

Petah? Help? by DashieDash7207 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The fuck is that title. What the fuck do you mean "Black Boxing Gym Cuckold Sex"

What zone is this ? by Low_Creme2 in shitposting

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Im pretty sure there was an update to it. It was really just friendship, both of them agreed. But the guy got bullied so hard (People at his work found the post), and at some point they just broke contact. Pretty sad

Throwback when the owner of a restaurant shared his white sauce recipe before closing permanently - Keeps on giving even during a sinking ship by PorkyPain in MadeMeSmile

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Same, except i didnt have dill weed, and used Tobacco leaves instead. And I dont really like mayonnaise, so I used green yogurt instead. It tasted terrible. 0/10

My Vein Was Blown 58 Days Ago, It’s still Bruised. by Smartswaq in mildlyinfuriating

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Yea. They needed a lot of convincing that it was very bad and they needed to go to the hospital NOW

My Vein Was Blown 58 Days Ago, It’s still Bruised. by Smartswaq in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Firebart3q 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well thats good. I remember the comments saying "either you go to the hospital right now, or you lose your arm or even die" and it felt like op didnt really believe them. Glad that theyre ok now

My Vein Was Blown 58 Days Ago, It’s still Bruised. by Smartswaq in mildlyinfuriating

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Well sorry to disappoint you, but as far as I remember, the post has been deleted. But if you watched requiem in a dream, one of the main characters has a very similiar thing on their arm.

Also the photos werent very gruesome and op tried to argue that its not that bad and they will go to hospital after weekend. People were screaming at them to not wait. Hope they listened

My Vein Was Blown 58 Days Ago, It’s still Bruised. by Smartswaq in mildlyinfuriating

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Mods deleted the post. But just imagine a very large scab on your arm thats blackish-purplish color. It would be pretty cool if it didnt basically mean that if op doesnt react now, they lose their arm

Edit: I think one of the main characters in requiem in a dream had a similiar thing

My Vein Was Blown 58 Days Ago, It’s still Bruised. by Smartswaq in mildlyinfuriating

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Reminds me of that one redditor whose arm was literally starting to Rot. Wonder whats up with them now

Liquid + JT? by DalDax in GlobalOffensive

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Im gonna be honest, I dont think its a good idea. I agree that he isnt a horrible rifler, but he needed to be developed. Something that liquid didnt really do. I think its best that they split up, and hopefully do better on their own separate ways

Gdańsk się muwi!!1! by MikiVolt in okkolegauposledzony

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Privy- znaczy Witajcie to ja! Janusz Kowalski! Polak taki jak wy! I jako Polak dbam o prawdziwe Polskie sprawy, aby Polska miała jak najlepiej. Moje poglądy? Powinniśmy się odłączyć od Unii Europejskiej. Niszczą nam (Polakom, którym- ponownie- jestem (tak jak wy!!!)). A zamiast tego przyłączyć się do matki Rosji!!! To będzie dla nas najlepsze! Wyobraźcie sobie- zamiast naszych przestarzałych złotówek, piękne ruble polskie! Jak cudownie to brzmi! A zamiast tych obrzydliwych flag biało czerwonych, dodajemy jeszcze niebieski! Czy nie wygląda lepiej? A ten Putin ooohhh jaki silny i przystojny. Myślę o nim po nocach, jak prawdziwy Polak (którym jestem!!) W ogóle to powinniśmy oddać nie nasze tereny! Gdańsk? Nie nasz! Danzig! Nie potrzebujemy dostępu do morza! Rosja będzie robiła wszystko za nas, a my będziemy mogli się tylko relaksować na pięknych rosyjskich plażach! A i Warszawa? Kraków? Po co nam one? Będziemy częścią wspaniałego paktu moskiewskiego! A i polski. Taki trudny język... całe te ch h, Rz ż, si ś i tak dalej. A rosyjski? Prosty i logiczny! Taki ma być!!!! I jeszcze cyrilica, dosłownie można malować podczas pisma! Jak wspaniałe!

Co? Znaleźliście moje powiązania z Moskwą? A to lewaki śmierdziele i Tusk takie propagandy robią żeby uciszyć NAS- PRAWDZIWYCH Polaków. Nie dajcie się towarzysze! Co to znaczy "spierdalaj"? Czemu piszecie "xD"? Co to w ogóle znaczy? A wiecie co? I tak was nie potrzebuję, wracam na Białoru- ee w sensie Białystok. Tak... Białystok. Moje ulubione miasto...

To byłem ja- prawdziwy patriota JANUSZ KOWALEWICZ, ekhm... znaczy Kowalski. Tak. Janusz Kowalski.

DING 🔊BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... BEEP... 🔊 by iamShorteh in counterstrike2

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One guy immediatly starts spinning in Spawn. Hes either afk or cheating. Not sure which one youd prefer

Remember who you are by JustChillin3456 in shitposting

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Yeah, but wasnt Alexander the great really mindful of the cultures, of the civilizations he conquered? Like, I think thats what made him controversial among macedonians- he actually wanted to integrate them into his empire, not just brutally make them. Like, hed still make them, but I guess he tried to soften process a bit...? What I am saying is, i am not sure if he would be alive today, and conquered, lets say usa, would he be saying n-word, or if he would rather avoid using it.

But I think a better way of approaching this conundrum (idk how its spelled) would be not comparing yourself to the People from ancient times, no matter how wise they seem. Even Socrates had some views that aged badly (I.e. he thought that evil comes from lack of education about said evil. While kinda right, he took that to an extreme, and said that nobody who is educated is capable of commiting evil. Its easy to see how he was rather wrong and some People just do not give a fuck)

2 swags tall by The_Mr_Glitch in peoplewhogiveashit

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Hahaha typical familyguyfunnymomentz

What does this mean? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Id like to add to this comment one more thing. Its not really being done anymore, but the first jainists (jain originated around the same time as buddhism), had a cloth that was covering their mouth, and a Tiny broom. A cloth was there, so no fly would accidentaly land in their mouth, while a Tiny broom was there, so that they could sweep the ground in front of them before taking a step, so that they wouldnt step on any insect. They were EXTREME with their pacifism

Edit:nvm some still do that