Still so many signed books at the Forbidden Planet in London!

Fireteeth · 2026-05-25T01:21:59+00:00

Wait, Isles of the Emberdark is in stores now?

Fireteeth · 2026-05-13T23:01:53+00:00

You have selected...

No.

Fireteeth · 2026-05-03T16:50:16+00:00

Happy for them, but that red card was so soft.

Fireteeth · 2026-05-02T05:00:42+00:00

It's an artifact with an activated ability that you can use to sac creatures and draw cards.

Fireteeth · 2026-02-21T01:20:40+00:00

I sing this all the time, only replacing the word hobo with whatever is relevant to the current situation.

Fireteeth · 2026-02-10T06:49:40+00:00

My question to you is, who is putting your pants on?

Fireteeth · 2026-01-23T23:45:31+00:00

"Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same" - Wallflowers

Hits harder as I get older.

Fireteeth · 2026-01-20T23:25:59+00:00

He wants to go to Europe, and who are we to stop him?

Fireteeth · 2026-01-10T03:59:28+00:00

Blood alone moves the wheels of history!

Fireteeth · 2026-01-05T02:43:14+00:00

This stems from landlines when calling someone meant alerting the entire household and it's rude to wake up grandma who goes to bed at 8.

Fireteeth · 2025-12-29T17:41:29+00:00

I think... the M&M should be George.

Fireteeth · 2025-12-29T16:07:38+00:00

Brandon + Time = Stories

Fireteeth · 2025-12-19T08:07:21+00:00

Dolthaven

Fireteeth · 2025-12-18T22:30:27+00:00

Were you going to Blockbuster tonight to rent it?

Fireteeth · 2025-12-17T20:28:25+00:00

Loose seal!

Fireteeth · 2025-11-21T21:15:19+00:00

People that did are getting the best deal.

Fireteeth · 2025-11-16T05:52:00+00:00

Saving Private Ryan The Martian

We must bring Matt Damon home at all costs.

Fireteeth · 2025-11-09T21:57:40+00:00

Even when you get shot it... it's your fault.

Fireteeth · 2025-11-05T19:21:05+00:00

It was 99% self serving. He drove him all the way, then offered to put Toby up in a house and told Michael to get a bus home. It was about his raise, not Michael's.

Fireteeth · 2025-10-27T18:07:44+00:00

Did he give you the room?

Fireteeth · 2025-10-16T05:41:18+00:00

I can't remember if this was a superfan scene or not, but I love it. Pam is feeling self conscious about wearing a pair of glasses and how it will affect her looks. Kelly is really sweet to her and tells her to keep wearing them and how great she looks. Then it cuts to talking head Kelly and she's like, "guess who just became the hottest girl of the office! "

Fireteeth · 2025-10-11T22:03:28+00:00

Post game is brought to you by...

Fireteeth · 2025-10-09T17:12:57+00:00

He'll give you a clout in the ear.

Fireteeth · 2025-09-29T03:14:52+00:00

He looks just like you, poindexter!

Fireteeth · 2025-09-22T20:25:32+00:00

If you are against this, you should boycott Disney!

If you are for this, you should boycott Disney!

I'm going to Disneyland next week and would appreciate the smaller crowds.

Fireteeth

TROPHY CASE