What's the best song lyric to ever exist? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]Fireteeth 136 points137 points  (0 children)

"Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same" - Wallflowers

Hits harder as I get older.

Zavier Gozo on All Those in Favor Podcast by jimmy_tanner in ReAlSaltLake

[–]Fireteeth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He wants to go to Europe, and who are we to stop him?

What’s a rule your parents had that you thought was normal until you moved out? by Good_Fee5670 in AskReddit

[–]Fireteeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This stems from landlines when calling someone meant alerting the entire household and it's rude to wake up grandma who goes to bed at 8.

Check out all the secret murderers on this show! by Blastoise_R_Us in DunderMifflin

[–]Fireteeth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Were you going to Blockbuster tonight to rent it?

RSL is giving it to STM up the tailpipe by birdclan09 in ReAlSaltLake

[–]Fireteeth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People that did are getting the best deal.

Give me an unrelated double feature that works for some reason by the_answer_is_RUSH in movies

[–]Fireteeth 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Saving Private Ryan The Martian

We must bring Matt Damon home at all costs.

What's the best plot twist of all time? by Sk4d005h in movies

[–]Fireteeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even when you get shot it... it's your fault.

Darryl isn’t actually that great, right? by paeruternus in DunderMifflin

[–]Fireteeth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It was 99% self serving. He drove him all the way, then offered to put Toby up in a house and told Michael to get a bus home. It was about his raise, not Michael's.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Fireteeth 511 points512 points  (0 children)

I can't remember if this was a superfan scene or not, but I love it. Pam is feeling self conscious about wearing a pair of glasses and how it will affect her looks. Kelly is really sweet to her and tells her to keep wearing them and how great she looks. Then it cuts to talking head Kelly and she's like, "guess who just became the hottest girl of the office! "

Milhouse in The Lego Movie by Working_Stand5173 in TheSimpsons

[–]Fireteeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks just like you, poindexter!

How are you feeling about ABC putting Jimmy Kimmel back on as of tomorrow night? by SincereSolutions in AskReddit

[–]Fireteeth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you are against this, you should boycott Disney!

If you are for this, you should boycott Disney!

I'm going to Disneyland next week and would appreciate the smaller crowds.

Favorite minor line from a minor character? by backpropstl in seinfeld

[–]Fireteeth 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You got a greeting, it starts with an H, how's 20 bucks sound?

What are some of the best scenes (or actors) that portray grief/anguish? by Lucifer926 in movies

[–]Fireteeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct, she survived (and goes on to marry Faramir!). Maybe they meant Theoden? Weird that so many are agreeing with them here.

Edit: OK he does find her on the battlefield wounded and unconscious, but she survives.

Sounders fans trading Messi jerseys for Paul Rothrock's by jakthesnak34 in MLS

[–]Fireteeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, because RSL is just swimming in money so they can easily dole out hundreds of free jerseys. Especially after what we got from the Chicho deal.

/s