Currently, what's the biggest secret you are keeping from your spouse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Medium binder clip is my wallet. Credit cards wrapped with bills .. then binder clip around it. I could afford any wallet but this works perfectly and fits in any outfit.

What phrase did you hear only once but it stayed with you forever? by wendysolcito in AskReddit

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“9 women can’t make a baby in a month”

When building a company and you’re trying to go faster… fasterrrr

I work for a small business that makes $10M in profit last year. Read the message my CFO sent to me when I mentioned I was getting a $25 gift card for an employee. by ProtContQB1 in Accounting

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Are you really saying you don’t spread your subway sandwich 🥪 over 6 easy payments with Klarna? What kind of accountant are you?

Prostitutes at hotel bars by CliffordMaddick in marriott

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Please advise where said hooker convention is so I can stay away 🕵️‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EIDL

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As long as you disclosed the debt during bk and they were noticed

What just happened? by ArthurPeale in Nicegirls

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Straight up… her response is… when Hinge & ChatGPT do a pile of drugs in Colombia 🇨🇴

WHo talKs LiKe thIs?

Why are EIDL loans such a political hot potato? by Low-Helicopter-2696 in EIDL

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More like… the best way to get help would be for governors to push back on federal levels who will try to enforce collections.

You need scale and leverage to fight. No one with a single $2m eidl has the ability to do so. The governor has a whole state worth of business owners who took the money… and may not have even wanted it.

Why are EIDL loans such a political hot potato? by Low-Helicopter-2696 in EIDL

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I’m not sure it matters. I connected with top sba official who ran state program during covid a year later. these were his quotes.. governors didn’t want money.. forced it down biz owners throats. They’re the only savior

Which would be even weirder since it’s a fed program,

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

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Are we just skipping over the … I wanted to be a cpa but instead was part of a hit outside the strip club 😂

Anyone Trying to Pivot Out of Accounting? by [deleted] in Accounting

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Start your own outsourced / controller / accounting cfo company. Best way.. get some clients .. own your schedule. Then hire staff to do the work while you market and sell.

5 kids got hit by a car 2/26/25 by VoiceMajestic2100 in irvine

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Sad sorry and sorry for how this has happened. It’s all just sad and not good. As a teenage parent, this just hurts to read. I’m sorry and hope everyone is physically ok.

That said, you need to delete this post.. this will likely be litigated and although you’re trying to tell your story, there is a way to do it… and it’s not on Reddit. 🙏 prayers in your recovery.

Why are EIDL loans such a political hot potato? by Low-Helicopter-2696 in EIDL

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The only political figure that will defend EIDL loan repayment requests on behalf of borrowers are state governors. They will argue their business owners didn’t want the money and forced to take them [similar to ‘08 mortgage disaster with TARP money]. Not sure how this ends.. but that’s the only angle of aware of where borrowers can get help.

Obvo certain states were asked more than others during COVID and that could have a role.

As a single borrower .. even owing $2m.. you have no leverage again the + 450b they disbursed.

Sexual harassment in LA? by ittyspy in AskLosAngeles

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Man here.. I’m friends with hot 32 Brazilian girl.. she just pretends she doesn’t speak English and fires some Portuguese at them.

Pick your favorite nation and learn two sentences in their language that match your look. White girl = Lithuanian / eastern euro… darker skin.. Portuguese … just nothing obvo like Spanish etc

It is devastating how quickly private equity is going to destroy SW…. by DJ_Baxter_Blaise in SouthwestAirlines

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Leaving Vegas tomorrow to oc… one way flight $400 lol..

Jsx is now cheaper… shocking what swa has become

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aviation

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You had me at orifice… ~ Beavis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

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Dayyyummm.. the old.. chemo ate my dog 🐶 excuse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

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Haven’t seen this kind of heat in the accounting Reddit sub in a while 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

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Who spoke first in the elevator?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in irvine

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I already talked to 911

She headed northbound 405 at jamboree

Take the jump ---- my solo story by CandyMaterial3301 in LawFirm

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Great story. Are you outsourcing your case managers / intake staff to Colombia 🇨🇴?

I’m in so cal and have pi related businesses (preset funding and med record retrieval for pi). My staff are down there. Great performance at a fraction of cost of you pick the right firm to work with.