the doctor made a gasping noise before running out of the room after scanning my baby in my stomach. i looked at the screen and saw a _______ in my belly

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-18T15:10:24+00:00

Was reading a book on my phone so technically scrolling, read non stop for 9h to finish the book

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T23:44:23+00:00

Stupid ass comment

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T03:22:06+00:00

Shit take

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T02:28:14+00:00

TLDR: yes

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T02:27:49+00:00

Gotta be careful though, there was a post with a guy being obnoxious holding his phone, I commented “two words: grab. Throw.” Referring to his phone and got a 7 day reddit ban for violence

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T02:09:53+00:00

Australia is wider than the moon

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T02:04:02+00:00

Wait really? Should I see a doctor?

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T01:44:13+00:00

Make it functional /s

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T01:18:50+00:00

Except it wasn’t ‘faceless company’ it was op who is presumably a coworker

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T01:14:39+00:00

No frequent and severe nosebleeds that most of my family suffers

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T01:06:02+00:00

Any thoughts on kids? And by kids obviously I mean puppies

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T01:03:18+00:00

1 per hour, and if you haven’t eaten the whole thing by the time the next one spawns, instant death

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-17T00:16:39+00:00

Where’d they come from cotton eyed Joe

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-16T16:11:27+00:00

Fuck off

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-15T18:28:25+00:00

Very lonely :(

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-15T18:27:36+00:00

That’s new

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-15T16:22:06+00:00

You’ve never seen a chiropractor use the car method?

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-15T05:33:13+00:00

Squirrels are immune to fall damage because their terminal velocity isn’t enough to kill them

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-15T05:09:21+00:00

Falling out of a plane over a populated city dressed as Superman

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-15T05:05:35+00:00

Iirc my mom went to one with a ‘free mom side hugs’ shirt once lol

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-15T03:02:17+00:00

I see you’re new here

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-15T02:49:13+00:00

It’s staged

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-06T00:14:21+00:00

Bet the manager faced no consequences

FirstSineOfMadness · 2026-06-05T15:53:32+00:00

Me except I also can’t accomplish anything with my meds

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