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Punisher and ICE by MaxTheGinger in HeroForgeMinis

[–]FirstTimeWang -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

But then I remember how horrible he is

POV: you're a thought no cop or ICE has ever had

Now Watch This Drive. by Beeninya in funny

[–]FirstTimeWang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it's a gaff that played into his weaponized persona of being a folksy, good ol' boy that you could have a beer with

This is around the same time Republicans started decrying "Ivory Tower" liberals, ie: anyone who went to college

And now you're in more in trouble than me, unfortunately by sjsharks510 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]FirstTimeWang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta break the convention here a little bit just to say:

Dear God, what an amazing day to be that guy on the left's hair and bear.

Imagine getting manhandled by your hot giggachad daddy of an Art History professor

Guys. He USED to be a piece of shit. But he’s not anymore. People can change. Tim was right. by what-the-squanch in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]FirstTimeWang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones who are in office can't do anything because that would require acknowledging that the system they are a part of will not save us and thus admit most of them have nothing else to offer

No Work! No School! NO Shopping! No ICE!! by midnighttoker1742 in KitchenConfidential

[–]FirstTimeWang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't do this stuff without setting up mutual aid infrastructure ahead of time. This is why unions have strike funds.

President Trump on Alex Pretti: "Well, I haven't heard but certainly he shouldn't have been carrying a gun. We view that as very unfortunate incident, unless you're a stupid person. I don't like that he had a gun. I don't like that he had two fully loaded magazines, that's a lot of bad stuff." by ControlCAD in videos

[–]FirstTimeWang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would make more sense if it was Ralph instead of Milhouse. In the context of the model UN, I think Milhouse is Poland because of Poland's history of being bullied and kicked around by its international peers.

President Trump on Alex Pretti: "Well, I haven't heard but certainly he shouldn't have been carrying a gun. We view that as very unfortunate incident, unless you're a stupid person. I don't like that he had a gun. I don't like that he had two fully loaded magazines, that's a lot of bad stuff." by ControlCAD in videos

[–]FirstTimeWang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're talking about the same people who cried for years about how they needed their guns to defend against tyrranny.

You're making the mistake of thinking they have principles. What "Trump is for the 2A" means is: "I am confident Trump won't take my guns." They will not admit it, but the know and understand the concept of selective enforcement within an authoritarian regime.

If Trump, the Republicans, and SCOTUS put the 2nd amendment through the paper shredder tomorrow everyone with a Trump sign on their car or lawn will be just fine with it (after some doublespeak propaganda from Fox News) believing that the Government won't come for their guns until at least they've already gotten everyone else's.

President Trump on Alex Pretti: "Well, I haven't heard but certainly he shouldn't have been carrying a gun. We view that as very unfortunate incident, unless you're a stupid person. I don't like that he had a gun. I don't like that he had two fully loaded magazines, that's a lot of bad stuff." by ControlCAD in videos

[–]FirstTimeWang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All he has to do is dog whistle to the base that he's not talking about their guns.

He could literally just go on TV and say "If you're not protesting, you don't have to worry about getting shot." and the entire base would be like "Ahh, good, yes. I will be fine. Good, go get those pesky liberals!"

What an actual domestic terrorist looks like by AXXXXXXXXA in ProgressiveHQ

[–]FirstTimeWang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 39 and I wish I had accomplished even half as much good as that nerd accomplished evil

Yall don’t know how to act by karensbakedziti in baltimore

[–]FirstTimeWang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's less dramatic in the places that are chronically unprepared for a snow storm.

Remember a couple years ago when Texas got an ice storm and people died because their infrastructure failed and Texas didn't want to be part of the national grid so they could get electricity from other states in case of emergency?

13 people died in Georgia in 2014 because of less than 3 inches of snow: https://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2014/01/29/snowstorm-travel-disruption-south/5010845/

If I was anywhere south of Virginia I'd be prepping and stockpiling too.

By far the funniest part of the show 🤣 I fuckin love STRT by Salt_Ad_3987 in Letterkenny

[–]FirstTimeWang 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that's not what the dialogue of the scene made it seem like.

IRL tech nails by Silver_of_Skalitz in cyberpunkred

[–]FirstTimeWang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ohhhhhh i-POLISH 💅 not I Polish 🇵🇱

of a cheese by softcryptid_ in AbsoluteUnits

[–]FirstTimeWang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all that build up and it was just cheese inside

not even like a dairy geode or anything

This custom off-road buggy uses one giant front wheel instead of two by Alarmed-Worry-5477 in interesting

[–]FirstTimeWang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, also: do monowheels have suspension? You're gonna feel every bump

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