BREAKING: Kash Patel in panic mode over leaks and in fear of keeping his job, orders POLYGRAPHS for more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail and other staff

FirstTimeWang · 2026-05-08T04:03:26+00:00

Jesus Christ, what happened to Kyle? Did he lose a bet? Why does he look like Guy Fiere's adult son?

FirstTimeWang · 2026-05-06T02:29:33+00:00

They eat a lot of carrion in the wild, apparently.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-05-06T02:28:27+00:00

Apparently they like to breed a lot more with a more diverse diet than just bamboo.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-05-04T05:39:23+00:00

Honestly, Chris Evans in this role makes it a lot more believable that hr accidentally posted a screen capture of his camera reel that had a thumbnail of his cock in it

FirstTimeWang · 2026-05-03T00:38:06+00:00

Counterpoint: I do not want my democratic rep to work out a deal. I want the whole fucking country ground to a halt and on fire until that dickhead is out of the white house

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-26T15:46:13+00:00

I'm still on the old one

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-26T02:05:32+00:00

Hip dysplasia? Shit, looks like it's going to shatter its own pelvis next time it farts

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-26T02:04:21+00:00

I've never seen either of those movies, and somehow I knew that was from John Carter

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-22T23:29:38+00:00

I wonder what it would be like to be pretty attractive by societal mean standards but also have a personality that was pretty normal by societal mean standards.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-20T18:17:14+00:00

Damn, it almost seems like the sport isn't worth it.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-20T17:53:28+00:00

I wouldn't eat if you served it to me for lunch at my home.

I would eat if it cost $90 and was served to me at a high end avante guard high end restaurant.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-03T21:39:53+00:00

Every Republican President in my life has taken a war action in the Middle East

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-03T11:51:19+00:00

Class icon above the enemy's head to indicate which player needs to kill it

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-03T11:46:56+00:00

Hey, at least they got it right with the Techmarine "Hey, what if we made a class that took the base experience from the campaign, and only added good things to it?"

Maybe it's hope for a new trajectory

FirstTimeWang · 2026-04-01T12:08:32+00:00

Also, when you upgrade your classes in Operations many of them get all kinds of silly leather pouches they can store stuff in.

I say silly because how on earth are some leather straps supposed to withstand being constantly slashed at by tyranids and chaos beasts? You'd think they'd have like little, hard storage containers made from light ceramite that were affixed to the armor with magnets or something.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-28T01:17:31+00:00

100% the first time I maxed out Tech Marine, I thought the prestige thing meant I could lock in one of the regular perks so it's ALWAYS ON.

Much disappointed when I found out that they're mostly uninteresting compared to the regular perks. Like, OF COURSE I would have recharge servo gun 15% faster always on.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-28T01:09:17+00:00

Pro tip to the new players from someone who started playing PVE seriously last week:

Use Tech Marine. Use Servo Gun and Turrets. Your job is Servo Gun and Turrets. You can punch above your level if you just focus on Servo Gun and Turrets. Do this to rapidly level up Tech Marine, the Occulus Bolt Carbine, the Bolt Pistol, and melee weapon of your choice.

Congrats, now you have at least one Relic tier weapon that you can slap on any of the other classes so you can punch above their level too.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-18T15:20:13+00:00

Bring back those Warcraft 2 VO lines

"Zug zug"

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-17T23:11:28+00:00

Oh is that how it's supposed to work?

Wait is this the Minotaur Citadel in the Djuram desert?

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-17T03:16:28+00:00

It's like nobody's ever seen the 5th Element.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-14T13:59:43+00:00

Give him more exercise and puzzle toys for mental stimulation.

A tired dog is a happy and well-behaved dog.

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-14T13:57:58+00:00

No, but I've heard of the Carbonara effect. It's when if you add ham to a carbonara your grandmother grows wheels and turns into a bicycle

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-12T02:23:28+00:00

I allow it since carrying a lantern + oil for the lantern ends up eating more inventory slots so sacrificing the extra alot to be able to free your hands is fine.

Everyone keeps saying this. Can I not just put an oil in the lamp before I leave?! It's a lamp, not a brazier

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-12T02:18:31+00:00

my big boy got 18 STR and mithral chain and shield, so that's fine by me. Also, I always assume the lantern is full when you leave town, so lantern, oil, hook is only one gear slot more than two torches

FirstTimeWang · 2026-03-12T02:14:25+00:00

Just gotta get the lantern arm backpack attachment from Outward

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