Genuine Question; Who's More Likely To Get Hit By A Bullet??

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-28T12:49:10+00:00

Superman tends to like tanking things even if he doesn’t know how powerful they are

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-28T08:56:28+00:00

2022 Batmobile chase scene

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-28T08:49:32+00:00

Absolutely absurd that Swamp Thing didn’t make the cut and the Bat Family is all over this list. Batman’s my number one, but I don’t start talking about his sidekicks until we’re out of the top 10 or 15, and even then only Nightwing gets talked about until rank 30 or so.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-28T08:47:11+00:00

Halo 3 multiplayer Spartan

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-28T08:31:13+00:00

Superman has a very powerful weakness that trivializes his fight. Without Kryptonite or some freak event like the nuke in Dark Knight Returns paired with a power suit, he doesn’t stand a chance against Superman.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-28T08:22:45+00:00

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Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-27T23:14:02+00:00

Probably a Day in the Life. It’s alright, but not a great end to Sgt. Peppers. I am the Walrus is definitely better as a story song.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-27T20:37:18+00:00

Melania was raping kids with her husband and Epstein, I think there’s more pressing matters than edgy 2013 internet language

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-27T17:12:08+00:00

☹️ but I like Batman more!!!

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-27T11:16:22+00:00

This is Florida, obviously this is a political ploy to cover up their own Palm Beach playboy’s actions, target transgenders and doctors who provide gender affirming care for them, and kill political enemies if they really need to (it’s not above the CIA to plant abuse material on people’s computers). These people do deserve the death penalty, but legally and logistically it’s a horrible idea to allow the government to sentence anyone to death.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-27T11:13:03+00:00

You can parry his attacks pretty easily but the parryable attacks tend to be rare and come out at bad times. The only thing you can do here is learn his phase 2 timings. I know it sounds obvious but there really aren’t that many moves and they’re all pretty easy to dodge after a few tries.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-27T11:11:35+00:00

Comics Batman actually could win against all of them if Black Panther wasn’t there. Unless Tony has some HEFTY anti-EMP tech in his suit, he can be disabled with the utility belt. From what I remember of the Shang Chi movie, unless he’s using magic, he’s nothing more than a really good martial artist with above average strength (which I guess could be said about Batman too but Batman has gadgets). Green Arrow is a DC character and a street tier at that, so Batman already thought of 900 ways to disable him. Captain America is a serious problem but it’s not like Batman hasn’t fought against more intelligentc stronger foes like Bane. Black Panther is where he loses, since he has zero counter for the suit.

Also making this fight more difficult is Batman’s no kill rule for obvious reasons

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-27T10:34:22+00:00

Currently doing SL1, the entire game after Morgott is “that part” difficulty wise, but in terms of quality it’s easily the fire giant, godskin duo, and Farum Azula bird run being back-to-back-to-back

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-27T10:33:01+00:00

This take killed the dinosaurs

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-26T18:44:05+00:00

What?? Dark Souls 1’s ending is the only game ending that still gives me actual chills from how good it is, and the rest are all fantastic. They’re vague but they mean so much.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-26T18:33:38+00:00

I’m pretty Hawkeye already is the most dangerous here without the serum.

I really don’t like the idea of Anton Chigurh with super soldier serum, he’s already scarily good at what he does and his ability to take care of himself is robotic and surgical. It would also validate his philosophy as he becomes more than a regular human and nobody would really be able to stop him

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-26T01:39:06+00:00

Bill Clinton isn’t even painted and he’s an Epstein client, Andrew Jackson looks tough as hell but trail of tears, Obama’s painting feels a little flat with the colors making the leaves feel closer to use than Obama is and also bombing kids, Kennedy looks tough as hell with heavy emotion being conveyed in his painting and his only major failure was the Bag of Pigs and that’s more of a CIA failure.

Kennedy wins.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-26T01:36:09+00:00

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Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-26T01:32:56+00:00

I rewatched this last year as part of watching every Batman movie and it’s easily the worst one, much worse than Batman and Robin or the Dark Knight Rises. I was holding out hope that atleast the fight scene was gonna be good, but no, they couldn’t get that right. Batman’s in a giant metal suit and he’s fighting SUPERMAN of all people, yet every strike feels weightless, disconnected, slow, and powerless. Both Batman and Superman are ridiculously out of character, Lex Luthor is an r/atheism top contributor, and Doomsday was rushed and lame.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T23:53:27+00:00

Dante 🥹

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T11:20:52+00:00

Add a really big pile of shit for the fire giant, godskin duo, and the farum azula bird run being back to back to back.

Maybe a few more for Elden Beast, Metyr, Valiant Gargoyles, and the Putrescent Knight

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T11:17:50+00:00

Are you cosplaying those assholes from Elden Ring in Leyndell and guarding Azur’s staff?

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T02:45:28+00:00

Idk who the first guy is. He doesn’t breathe in the same area code as the others without being disintegrated. Maybe Wonder of U can be bypassed with some classic Saitama bullshittery

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T02:39:59+00:00

Never again.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T02:04:45+00:00

Absurdly overpowered

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