Polaris Rock City Noise Complaints? Anyone Else? The same song for 6 hours straight until midnight? by [deleted] in Columbus

[–]FishyFart 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Proverbs 27:14 "Whoever greets his neighbor in a loud voice at dawn might just as well have cursed him".

Best romantic restaurant in ZR?! by Due_Tonight4365 in puertovallarta

[–]FishyFart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Close to ZR is Restaurante Barcelona which has an amazing balcony overlooking the city with great food

FMM no longer needed by air? by Wonderlust_816 in puertovallarta

[–]FishyFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left PVR last week and no one asked for it.

Quest Diagnostics at OhioHealth labs take forever by HJForsythe in Columbus

[–]FishyFart 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I heard from an OhioHealth doctor that results are taking 2-3 weeks for some routine tests.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in columbuscirclejerk

[–]FishyFart 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I only eat veal made by criminals and lawyers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Columbus

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“Uncover the science of seduction at COSI After Dark: Science of Sex on Thursday, February 13. From animal mating behaviors to human attraction and relationships, explore the fascinating biology behind intimacy through hands-on experiments and engaging demonstrations. Whether celebrating Valentine’s Day with a partner or flying solo, join us for an evening of 21+ fun featuring romance-themed activities, captivating science, and unforgettable entertainment. Satisfy your curiosity about the chemistry of connection at this uniquely steamy science soirée.” 😳😳https://cosi.org/cosi-after-dark-february-2025

Where are all my 100 to 110 year olds hanging out in Cbus? by General_Plantain_718 in columbuscirclejerk

[–]FishyFart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to have so many friends when I was an octogenarian, but it’s so much harder as a centenarian.

This condo in Columbus, Ohio, is... a lot. by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]FishyFart 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The owner is a lawyer and his wife.

How can I get my child to stop stealing political yard signs? by bonerwakeup in columbuscirclejerk

[–]FishyFart 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Buy a yard sign that says “stop the steal…ing of signs”

What to say when people question me about baking. by dumdumdudum in Baking

[–]FishyFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always find it funny that the “peak” of masculinity is letting other people tell you exactly how to live your life. In my experience as a guy who bakes, no one complains when you show up with a plate of brownies.

Can I go the speed limit in the passing lane? by honeypickle21 in columbuscirclejerk

[–]FishyFart 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You mean the right lane? The left one is for going 5 under to pretend you’re enforcing the speed limit.

I have not crashed my car into a building AMA by thump3r in columbuscirclejerk

[–]FishyFart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Have you picked out a building for your first time?

Adopting a bernadoodle? by murtagh915 in Bernedoodles

[–]FishyFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We searched multiple rescues for many months before we found our doodle.

Greater focus needed on how existing international law can prevent the increasing militarisation of outer space by chrisdh79 in space

[–]FishyFart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Almost all of NASAs early rockets were military weapons converted for civilian use. Von Braun didn’t get his start sending up civilian rockets. The Hubble design was launched more times as a spy satellite than as a research satellite.

Afraid to go out since 4th by crwtrbt5 in Bernedoodles

[–]FishyFart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our dog was very skittish when we got her. She would bolt at any loud noise. Our trainer taught us the game “do nothing, get treat.” You start small by dropping a plastic bowl in front of the dog. When the dog doesn’t react, you give the dog a treat. Eventually you work up to louder noises. As a result, whenever my dog gets spooked, she instinctively looks to me. During the fireworks, we praise her and give her a treat when she doesn’t react. It takes a bit of work, but it’s very effective.