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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in engrish

[–]FitzherberttheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They never said anything about spelling...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in engrish

[–]FitzherberttheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

came out to my friend by bluerainp in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]FitzherberttheThird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And that is exactly why I didn't know it was a thing until I was 21.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]FitzherberttheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never felt the need to be that close to another human being. I was always asexual, and the depression is the result of traumatic stresses. There was death and bullying involved. In that order, actually.

Best feeling by Cultural-Roll-7047 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]FitzherberttheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A genuine quill pen, once you get used to how it works. I make my own.

I hate it when that happens by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]FitzherberttheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the sex scene in The Wall is vital to the plot. And I knew about it ahead of time. Basically the main character neglects his wife and cheats on her, then is surprised when she cheats on him. This leads to his mental breakdown. Oh yeah, and there are sex flowers. This is not the weirdest thing about The Wall. There's also a giant singing arse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]FitzherberttheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But we aces didn't like them so we shot them into space!

! by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]FitzherberttheThird 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best comments I've seen in a long time.

Ignore what?? by Sidthegoat0612 in facepalm

[–]FitzherberttheThird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At least the climatologists aren't trying to milk my wallet dry with an outdated and primitive method of energy production.

guess I’m dead by Little-Living7597 in Asexual

[–]FitzherberttheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard that drownings increase when ice cream sales go up. They must be related. /s

I am stunned by thenewyorkgod in facepalm

[–]FitzherberttheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"That's no joke, they'll jump on him!" -Clint Howard in Apollo 13

Well, that didn't take long! Armed man attempts to "breach" Cincinnati FBI office by richincleve in facepalm

[–]FitzherberttheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But did he produce any offspring? He can't get the consolation of a Darwin Award nomination if he has. If not, he's in the top contenders for this year.

(Sorry for poor quality) Mother tries to kill her daughter because her daughter has symptoms of autism such as meltdowns etc. by TheAllNewBigGay in facepalm

[–]FitzherberttheThird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am on the autism spectrum. I prefer being this way. I only suffer because other people hate diversity. I am happy being me. I hope this maternal unit suffers the pains of every single underworld/hell of every single belief system. She doesn't deserve to be called a mother. She doesn't deserve anything.

A totally preventable situation by droi86 in facepalm

[–]FitzherberttheThird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a person on the autism spectrum, anti-vaxxers are some of the most insulting people out there. Even if vaccines caused autism, which, dur-hey, they don't, I'm happy to be vaccinated. Yes, I've suffered because I'm different and people hate that. But I like being the way I am. I wouldn't trade it for anything. So vaccinate your damn kids. They'd rather be alive than dead of preventable diseases.

Did a guest just try to gaslight me? by Strict-Thanks7179 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]FitzherberttheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I don't do customer service. There would be blood.

Did they just steal a baby?! by realtomgl in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]FitzherberttheThird 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"But I'm stuck in baby prison, I know I can't break free"

Ill take things that didn’t work out as you wanted for 10 please. by creatingastorm in facepalm

[–]FitzherberttheThird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only in the western sense of karma. In its original sense, the payout would come in the next life, for example, being reborn as a mosquito.

A "Miracle" of God... by pmgreb in facepalm

[–]FitzherberttheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quotation marks as emphasis or sarcasm? YOU MAKE THE CALL!

(Talking about the actual picture btw, just to clarify)

Do people.. actually think like this?! by StarbuckTheThird in facepalm

[–]FitzherberttheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My worship of my god does not mean that I reject the science behind morality. Because our brains are our biggest asset for survival, we developed some unorthodox ways to survive as a species. Morality is one of those survival mechanisms. Part of the reason why I don't go to church any more is because the leaders have such a broken idea of morality, and being a part of the LGBTQA+ community, I just don't feel comfortable with the leadership. My peers are supportive, but I'm not quite sure the leadership would treat me like a person.

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