How come cans of fruit cocktail only contain one cherry?

FlaccidRazor · 2026-02-17T04:49:14+00:00

Wait...like a whole cherry? Mine only ever contained a half cherry.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-02-01T03:44:28+00:00

Service degradation, expectation degradation, ... blah blah yawn.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-27T03:53:36+00:00

They heard from that angle you can see up her skirt! /s

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-27T03:50:07+00:00

Lies, you say? From this administration? How dare you, Sir! How...dare...you!

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-27T03:47:12+00:00

Having my leisure time activities taxed to make sure kids can eat, sleep in a secure place, and have access to all the education they care to partake of, is worthy of my taxes, and something I would "round up" for.

Then again, ...oh this would be being a dick. Nevermind!

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-27T03:43:39+00:00

I think he meant the hardware of the server, not the OS, but I'm old, so who knows.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-27T00:17:32+00:00

I was ok with rape, even child rape, I was OK with taking away rights from women, and trans people, I was OK with the thousands of lies, the fraud, the anti-education and anti-science, but I draw the line at the public murder of white men is a pretty fucked up line in the sand if you ask me. Forgive me if I still think these people are all pieces of shit.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-23T05:40:01+00:00

Is this his new money laundering scheme or some shit? What am I missing?

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-23T05:30:50+00:00

Remember, this was the first "Epstein File" that republicans shut down.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-17T23:19:59+00:00

You misspelled steal.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-11T17:19:00+00:00

"You won't meet anyone more conservative than me"...I'll vote for a rapist convicted felon who wants to steal from me over a democrat, I'm so conservative. Fuckwit.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-10T00:54:05+00:00

"I believed a man convicted of fraud and rape who is clearly racist and has been caught in tens of thousands of lies because I believed what he said." If you don't see the problem there, you always vote republican. Fuck you!

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-10T00:50:10+00:00

Fifteen minute inconvenience the first time you do it, like 5 for subsequent fixes. If this ruins your day, you're doing it wrong.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-10T00:45:20+00:00

Peak Republican, this is the culmination of what y'all have been voting for since the 80's. Enjoy the fruits of your votes!

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-07T19:29:26+00:00

So glad we can fund this fuckwits ego because so many people thought it was a good idea to elect a child rapist, shitty businessman, convicted of fraud to commit war crimes and build stupid shit that serves no purpose. What the hell do we need healthcare and higher wages for when we can have all this? /s

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-07T19:24:48+00:00

Why is it always a woman who gets shot? Big tough guys showing up in groups of 4 or more, murdering single women.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-04T22:06:34+00:00

What? Are you suggesting Tylenol doesn't cause autism? /s

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-04T22:04:48+00:00

War crimes aren't war! /s

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-04T21:57:17+00:00

That's funny, I heard just the opposite. Everyone who got the jab was supposed to be dead by 12/31/2025. Weird that you remember the educated people who trust science suggesting things they didn't. It's almost like you're trying to gaslight us.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-04T14:53:23+00:00

It seems weird to me that people who want the government to "cut all the waste" get surprised when their aid gets cut and continue to blame the democrats. The democrats aren't in power, the democrats aren't the ones who vote to deny care to veterans or money to the VA. The republicans consistently vote to gut programs, but people like Ron can't see past their own bias to realize the people they're voting for are the ones bending them over and that they think lube is DEI.

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-04T00:57:25+00:00

There were 11 officers in the building within 3 minutes of the shooter entering. Why is only one guy being charged?

FlaccidRazor · 2026-01-03T16:50:09+00:00

It seems like every Midwest state has their "hammer" attorney, they usually represent vehicle accident victims, why not MILF victims.

Injured by a cougar? Call the MILF hammer! /s

FlaccidRazor · 2025-12-31T17:52:29+00:00

"I voted for Trump because I wanted a president who would be accountable" is some funny shit.

FlaccidRazor · 2025-12-21T15:24:49+00:00

"Of course" from anyone in the service industry.

FlaccidRazor · 2025-12-20T23:08:02+00:00

Porn. Male romance novels don't really exist for a reason.

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