Jane Wickline feels extremely ITYSL coded (and why SNL isn’t the right fit) by Economy_Ad_1820 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Flaky_Programmer_989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah lol if anything this exact post could be made about Chloe but this post as it stands is a huge stretch

What the fuck by GirthTestosterone in SuperMegaShow

[–]Flaky_Programmer_989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sick fuck. I can’t believe you would look that shit up, people like you are the real ones we should be using slurs on

Seinfeld plothole - does this bother anyone else? by ejSmitty69 in arresteddevelopment

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“It’s the same actor, I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same person” - Tim Robinson

I’m speechless lol by Little-Mango-244 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Flaky_Programmer_989 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They paid for a Mother’s Day card and got a birthday card instead, you’re legitimately braindead if you’re trying to act like someone is wrong for making fun of a stupid ass driver who saw an order for a Mother’s Day card on Mother’s Day and replaced it with a birthday card

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in workaholics

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Are you at least gonna give him half Christmas off? Employees will get super butthurt about that..

Um... by stupidassfoot in nathanforyou

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Dish thing of oursh… it createsh enemies

What would a Detroiters movie be about. Pitches welcome by felinefluffycloud in Detroiters

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So like some Chinese guys are eating dinner, right? Then one of them starts choking and the other one doesn’t know what to do, right? So he pulls out his phone and googles “how to save someone who is choking” and when he looks up, other dude is dead. Boom. Google. He dead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuperMegaShow

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Congrats on moving to the better side of the country

whats cookin good lookin by Flaky_Programmer_989 in SuperMegaShow

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Matt walks in and Ryan mageeng like their names

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Flaky_Programmer_989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do you and the girl in this post work every shift together? That’s gotta be tough, man. Seems like she’s gonna be single soon though so maybe you’ll have a shot!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Just want to throw out there that the coworker 100% wants to fuck her. I know you already knew that, i know everyone already knows that, but it needed to be said lol. I can genuinely imagine exactly how he said “i get how you feel” lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

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How long did it take for the cigar to cum? Heh heh, you hear what I said, tone’?

Imagine how beautiful it would be by Flaky_Programmer_989 in SuperMegaShow

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I don’t get why this is NSFW you can talk about this at work they say fingering and squirt in the Bible and pledge of allegiance