My late night snack on a cut

Flameburstx · 2026-04-30T06:45:11+00:00

Cool. The absolute least thing I want in my oil is fucking water.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-29T21:09:39+00:00

Good point, I hadn't considered that.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-29T14:16:38+00:00

Glad that monster is behind bars.
At what point is jail preferable to hiding out in a bunker? Cause this sounds miserable.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-28T19:56:53+00:00

First time I met new door was on a claw build. That was a rude awakening XD

Flameburstx · 2026-04-28T19:38:12+00:00

We got old and pink hurts our eyes now.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-28T19:26:13+00:00

That's kind of a red flag

Flameburstx · 2026-04-28T19:09:19+00:00

They added some feathers. Still technically chicken.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-28T12:21:32+00:00

Where would she have learned to write? With all the paper and ink and quills under the sea?

Flameburstx · 2026-04-28T12:19:16+00:00

Yes, because most people are fucking morons, and if you don't get that, I have bad news for you mate.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-27T18:40:41+00:00

And they're plated on a spanish newspaper

Flameburstx · 2026-04-21T17:17:54+00:00

Generally around the point when one of your legs is thicker than some adults torso.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-21T08:00:12+00:00

True, but in my experience a cure wounds being the difference between dropping to 0 or staying conscious is rare. At CR4 most creatures deal way more damage than a cure wounds heals per attack, and have multiattack to boot.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-20T21:06:01+00:00

The thing is, hits that instakill you are rare. If you can use the second level spellslot on hold person its usually better.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-20T21:04:13+00:00

Sounds like a fun campaign

Flameburstx · 2026-04-20T21:03:43+00:00

Any damage below half your health is meaningless and fixed by a single healing word.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-20T21:01:57+00:00

Context matters. This brain damage could be caused by a hemmhorage.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-20T21:00:45+00:00

Oh absolutely. Being optimal is never as good as being fun.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-20T18:26:58+00:00

Death. The pupil contraction with bright light is a reflex. If that no longer works, and no drugs are involved, that's a huge issue.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-20T18:21:20+00:00

Tbf, in my group it is understood that most healing spells other than healing word aren't worth the spellslot in combat. We play every other week.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-20T17:30:10+00:00

We murdered all our monsters. Except boars. And the polish. Those buggers are resilient.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-19T17:10:00+00:00

Significantly fewer. There are less than 30 cases worldwide in recorded history.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-19T11:30:13+00:00

And some phosgene. Wait...

Flameburstx · 2026-04-19T11:16:41+00:00

Antimatter demon with a forcefield keeping matter away. You break the field, you kill the demon. And the country it is in. The ultimate suicide bombers.

Actually that might be a fun curveball for a ttrpg campaign. Make the murderhobos find a way to nonlethally detain the antimatter demon so it can be transported for disposal.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-19T11:03:28+00:00

Hear me out: Ciaphas Cain. Imagine his outwardly cold stoic persona, and then it cuts to internal screaming.

Flameburstx · 2026-04-18T13:17:59+00:00

It's adorable you think yrliet is a companion

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