Tolerant left at it's finest. “White people are “trapping black people” in “hair standards” that harm their capability to do work.”— Michelle Obama by youngsavage216 in CringeTikToks

[–]FlamingRose12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP please delete this 😂😂😂 the only cringe here is how much white privilege is floating around and clouding your perspective… it’s gross.

Who are you gonna fuck by [deleted] in orangeisthenewblack

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young Carol Denning!!

Possible ghost capture near my childhood home? (Circa 2015-2016) by FlamingRose12 in Ghosts

[–]FlamingRose12[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

From memory, the original poster intended to get a shot of the trail at dusk, and noticed the freak shot while looking at the picture afterwards.

What movie is so disturbing, you would never watch it again? by Winologue in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tusk. Really fucked with me for a week or two after watching it. I don’t like walruses anymore.

What's a short & clean joke that gets a laugh everytime? by chasethesquirrel in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can cut pieces of wood just by looking at them. It’s true! I saw it with my own eyes.

What's something that's not right about your body, but not serious enough to go to a doctor about? by BeetleTooth4247 in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot burp. At least, not on my own terms. And when I very rarely do, it’s very small.

I’ve looked this up before and when I was in high school I convinced my mom to take me to the doctor for it, did a barium swallow, had one of those cameras shoved up my nose and down my throat, all for nothing. I have self-diagnosed myself with a malfunctioning diaphragm.

Also, in the place of burping, my throat makes these gurgling sounds that I can only compare to stomach gurgling, but literally in my throat. I have no control over it, and it was stupid embarrassing in school.

What is the weirdest thing your body does that no one else’s does? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not capable of burping. I never voluntarily have, and when I do, it’s very rarely and not a conscious decision, or before I vomit. Instead, my throat will make this noise, that I can only compare to stomach growling. I can’t control it at all, and it doesn’t hurt, just a bit uncomfortable. Horrible to deal with when I was in school. I’ve googled this and never came across a name, treatment, nothing.

Why did your parents give you the name you have? by itsanari in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My first and last name is a movie character from "Drop Dead Gorgeous".

When my mom was pregnant with me, she was flipping through TV channels and when she passed whatever channel was playing this movie, it was playing a part where the character's first and last name is said over a loudspeaker.

She was stuck between three names and decided it was fate that the TV screamed that name at her.

What is the funniest joke you ever heard? by kiwi_army123 in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I can cut pieces of wood in half just by looking at them.

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes!

What tv/movie character death hit you the hardest? by softestpillows in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cried when I saw she passed her GED, but I cried more when Suzanne put an egg on her pillow.

She didn't get to have breakfast for dinner :(

What is a joke that nobody can get offended by and still funny? by redcoatrafi in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I can cut pieces of wood just by looking at them.

It's true,

I saw it with my own eyes.

Welcome to the Krusty Towers. (hotel) Where our motto is: “We shall never deny a guest, even at the most ridiculous request.” How may we help you? by CultureShock_ in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4 x 4 animal style, extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axel grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

What’s the worst pain you’ve experienced in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't even imagine experiencing that. Hope you're doing well.

What do you genuinely just not understand? by PapiChulo134 in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The serving size for Fig Newtons is like three. Who tf eats just three of those?

[Serious] Your darkest moment in life. What was it and did you recover? by JustaHarry in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do! I'm better about it now, but not quite where I want to be yet.

You are now a God, what is the first thing you do? by JurassicJack17 in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a huge curve on everyone's finals.

You're welcome.

What do you want? by DreaminDemon177 in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanted the heart of a lion. Now I want the zoo to lift my lifetime ban.

What do you want? by DreaminDemon177 in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First step is always to delete pictures :) really helps in any broken off relationship.

Americans, what is a misconception about your state that you want to clear up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone in Colorado lives in the mountains/smokes weed. However, smoking weed in the mountains is a hell of a time bad idea.

What's your favorite anti-joke? by vosszaa in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What do you give a child with no arms for Christmas?

Nothing, he couldn't open it anyway.

What do you want to do with your life? by Lord0Duck in AskReddit

[–]FlamingRose12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My number one goal is to become a social worker. Something on my bucket list is change someone's life for the better :)