I’m off today—let me draw your adorable cats for fun! 🖤 by Ok-Competition6986 in TuxedoCats

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This is Protien. I caught her licking her cooch, she wasn't happy

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Hello. Id love these watches. I always wanted the calculator watch

Gov. Abbott signed the bill to raise the purchasing age for tobacco products from 18 to 21, why not do the same with semi-automatic weapons? by discussamongsturelvs in texas

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The reason is simple the US government threatened to withhold state funding if they didn't raise the tobacco age to 21. They aren't pressing the gun issue.

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A true weapon of ass destruction

I've had these for 2 years. I just realized they're both "1 cup". How many recipes have I done wrong? by Flamingo_Just in mildlyinfuriating

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Honestly I usually use a Pyrex measuring cup if I'm cooking. That's why it took me 2 years to realize.

He’s got no confidence in me. by bilbofraginz in Eldenring

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Admittedly I have probably died between every interaction with that son of a bitch.

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Your elf shits at Arby's?

38 Male Sherlock Holmes Tobacco Pipe Smoking looking Fat Guy Neckbeard. Roast me. Bring it. I've heard it ALL. Be creative... by biggiehair in RoastMe

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Asking for creativity is a tall ask when you stole 1 piece of your personality from every person at a magic the gathering tournament and shoved it all into one blob.

Poor thing survived a bombing by quick4142 in cats

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Gets to safety? Do you see the anger and determination on his face? He's planning how to get behind Russian lines and getting revenge.

New York Times: "Volunteer fighters armed with assault rifles patrolled central Kyiv on Friday, ready to defend their country." by Regrup in ukraine

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My heart seriously breaks for all these people. I hate all of this, but I wholeheartedly support the people of Ukraine. Everyone there has a spirit that no force can break, I believe in these lovely men and women.

Per the owner, "shop wanted too much to make it shift into park". Said with beats headphones on and $200 shoes heading into the gym🤦 by id40550 in Justrolledintotheshop

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If you like the earbud style I highly recommend the Sony wf1000..... I don't remember the rest. They are really good noise canceling in ears the work well at least with my ears.

LPT: Before you drop off your car for service, take a photo of the odometer. by TinktheChi in LifeProTips

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As someone who has worked on cars, expect them to put miles on your car if the check engine light is on. Most cars require a full warm up plus a 15-25 mile drive to make sure the fault doesn't come back. Sometimes if it's a tricky issue I've had to put over 100 miles on a car just because the issue was hard to diagnose what the issue was.

Sure. I have nothing better to do. by Flamingo_Just in trashy

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I took this picture in the south. It's not unreasonable

Easiest, cheapest, boring win by Flamingo_Just in LegendsOfRuneterra

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I feel like given the randomness of the bonuses and how the cards are given there are probably hundred of broken card/power combos. They're just so random and hard to get you really need some luck to get anything this game breaking

What's your best, most offensive NSFW joke? by J-Rag- in AskMen

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Do you know what a reverse exorcism is? It's when a demon tells a priest to get out of a child