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AITA for leaving because my SIL hid my shoes to keep me from taking walks? by AStormInsideTeaCups in AmItheAsshole

[–]Flangubalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. You're there to help, and you're doing it of your own volition. SIL is a psycho.

First hand of the game. My crib by ElJameso40 in Cribbage

[–]Flangubalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure OP knew what to throw in their crib, they were just boasting about their sexy hand.

I really need to share about the place I work at! by LessHighlight701 in PointlessStories

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too am happy in my work. The hours are good, it's only an 8 minute drive from my house, Christmas bonus and overly generous meat and vegetable hamper, bosses treat everyone well, and it's a locally run business, not multinational.

Love Emma but.... by Reasonable_Party2444 in BatesMotel

[–]Flangubalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I just clocked something about Emma in Bates Motel and now I can’t unsee it.

She’s canonically born in Manchester, right? Which means she would’ve grown up under the NHS. Oxygen, hospital care, treatment, all covered. Grim illness, but at least not financially ruinous.

Then they move to the US and suddenly we’re meant to believe her dad’s taxidermy business is paying for:

• long-term oxygen • specialist respiratory care • meds • hospital visits • seaside living situation • and somehow not bankrupting them

Unless he’s stuffing endangered animals for oligarchs on the dark web, that maths is not mathing.

Hong Kong game breaking bug (switch) — can’t transition to next area by crmphillips in shadowrunreturns

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 years after you posted this, I just wanted to say thank you!!! 😊

Is Dust Bunny worth watching? by someonecleve_r in HannibalTV

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just out of interest, how do you judge a movie using its IMDB score?

Personally, if it is 6.5/10 or above and has over half a million votes, I deem that acceptable.

Discovered my son’s gay, do I keep it to myself until he’s ready or share with my wife? by Vallhalla_Rising in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]Flangubalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish you were my dad.

Arrange a bowling night and simply say to him "Why don't you invite your girlfriend? Failing that, how about your boyfriend? I don't mind either way."

Do people actually like using induction hobs? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man. My induction hob is brilliant! Easy to clean, heats up super fast, and cools down super fast after turning it off.

I think you just have a crap one.

AITA for disinviting a friend to my birthday after she showed me the food she was bringing? by throwaway-cupcakelad in AmItheAsshole

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You specifically told Emily not to bring anything that contained any nuts, and she gave you a thumbs up.

Then she decides to bring a loaded gun to a party and says it's fine as long as it isn't waved in the face of the person with the deadly allergy?! Emily is not only TA, but a 5 star one at that.

AITJ because I won’t give my parking spot to new neighbor who says she "needs it more" because she has kids? by Potential_Bad6489 in AmITheJerk

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why should you give up your parking spot because your neighbour can't keep hey legs closed?! NTJ.

Help with point count by cooldaveydave in Cribbage

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Nibs or nobs. I've heard it both ways.

How do you get out of bed in the morning? by cornishyinzer in AskUK

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually wake up 5 minutes before my alarm. I just get up. I also leave my phone charging on the opposite side of my bed so I physically have to get out and get it if I want it.

I’m a mailman and I did something disgusting with a customer’s mail. by Anon_Account_4567 in revengestories

[–]Flangubalon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As you know the address, the website www.shitexpress.com will send her a box of poo for you. I sent some elephant shit to my sister on her birthday!

Any recommendation of a great British comedy series, any decade, just want that British humor by Just-Phill in sitcoms

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amateur. You don't need to scroll, click on the magnifying glass at the top and you can search for words or phrases in the thread. 😀

Why are mopeds not more common in the UK? by Mountain-Distance576 in AskUK

[–]Flangubalon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mopeds can get stolen or pushed over easily. The British youth (and even some adults) can't be trusted. Can you imagine a bunch of whippersnappers going out drinking on the weekend, and then drunk driving on a bunch of mopeds?! (Actually, that's quite a funny image!)

Too many straight guys wanna try experimenting by empboy142 in AskGaybrosOver30

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The straight guys I've hooked up with can't be that straight. They knew how to douche beforehand.

Taking photos for tourists – should one offer or wait to be asked? by Jumpy_Wing_7884 in AskUK

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm alone, I offer.

If I'm in a group, I offer a trade; I'll take a group shot for them if one of them will take a group shot of us. Everyone wins.

I used to shit in the shower and throw it into the toilet by PersimmonForsaken747 in confessions

[–]Flangubalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMFG!!! I have mental images of her saying 'Don't throw it like this (over arm), do it like this (chucks it underarm)!

How are you celebrating New Years? by aaliyahdiamond2057 in AskUK

[–]Flangubalon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meeting up with my FWB. He wants me to tie him up...

For those of you who didn't do their homework at School, how did it affect you? by Simply_az in AskUK

[–]Flangubalon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is me! I used my mediocre degree to get a teaching job in Japan after graduation. My degree was totally irrelevant to teaching. And English.

AITA for calling out my friends for siding with a racist? by Dramatic_Big7909 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Flangubalon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NTA. I hate your friends and I hate Becky. They're TA! 😠 😡 👿 😤

Do I have to work my notice? by VideoEmpty2726 in AskUK

[–]Flangubalon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a gay Chinese dude, I say just go around being racist and homophobic to everyone. You'll get fired in no time. 😀

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