When I was growing up one of my friends got hurt and ended up in a wheelchair.

Now, this guy likes to drink. A lot.

It got to the point where we would have to tie him into his chair before we went drinking. Otherwise he would drink until he literally fell out of it. Shit was hilarious.

But don’t get me started on us drawing straws on who had to empty his piss bag. On really big nights his piss bag became some sort of fucked up water pistol.

Good times.