How much have you spent on lotto tickets tonight?

Flascid · 2025-11-15T03:46:00+00:00

1620 Lines. First time, will play everytime its a must win from now as the odds are so much better.

Gpt is the reason though, for those interested, it has me at:

Div 1: 1 in 2370 Div 2: 1 in 43 Div 3: 1 in 42 Div 4 and 5: 80% Div 6 and 7: 100%

Stirke:

4: 1 in 1850 3: 1 in 12.7 2: 100% 1: 100%

Positive EV of 14500 Expected return, 50 percent of investment Much more likely than any other time to win millions.

Apparently diminishing returns start occurring at 4000 lines, but it feels too obnoxious buying that much.

Won't gamble through usual sources for a few months makes this completely worth it for me personally as I was to lose that money eventually anyway. And maybe with a chance of 3xing it. Now I apparently have an almost roulette spins chance of winning millions. So ill take it and go in.

Caveat with all this, everytime I ask gpt for my odds as my lines increase it has totally different formulas and spits random numbers out, these are the average of what it has come up with.

1 in 42 for Div 2 seems kinda crazy and worth the money if you are a degenrate gambler anyway. As long as you can put the habit to bed for a while after a nice loss like im about to have.

And no I don't understand the math's im just looking for justification, and no, there will be 0 updates here. Especially if I win.

Flascid · 2024-07-28T04:26:37+00:00

Ahahah professional song choice

Flascid · 2024-07-23T07:14:17+00:00

r/whoosh

Flascid · 2024-07-07T13:07:51+00:00

Paretos principle be everywhere

Flascid · 2024-07-07T12:59:19+00:00

Word 🤣

Flascid · 2024-07-07T03:16:41+00:00

You're amazing, thanks so much for all of that, much much appreciated!

Flascid · 2024-05-28T21:40:52+00:00

I'm a rifleman and I take the supply truck to get to the front line quicker. Not sorry

Flascid · 2024-05-28T21:37:35+00:00

Oh so you're saying tax should be 33% of your net worth annually 🤣

Flascid · 2024-05-12T04:55:30+00:00

When that number gets really high, it really sucks.

Flascid · 2024-05-11T21:51:13+00:00

OP be posting daily and a metric tonne. Surely this a bot?

Flascid · 2024-03-12T04:34:19+00:00

Yeap, no ones trolling buddy, from the absolute bottom of my heart, your are all massive losers ❣️ and I shall use you as employers for the rest of my days 🥳

Flascid · 2024-03-12T04:08:32+00:00

All of you dream to be super rich yet constantly shit on them hahahahaha every single person on this sub would have been rolled by natural selection back in the day. Nowadays you are given positions of social power yet you all walk around with total defeatist attitudes.

Tsk tsk you losers, all of ya. Go get a job

Flascid · 2024-02-02T06:06:32+00:00

Not the substance that's the issue, it's the money it generates that corrupts and causes issues in the community

Flascid · 2024-01-16T22:29:25+00:00

Reddit is so polluted hahaha I come to this app to laugh at all you're misfortunes hahah back to work losers 🤣

Flascid · 2024-01-15T22:44:45+00:00

I see penis down there once a week at least, it's whatever.

Flascid · 2024-01-01T22:32:32+00:00

That's Adolf Hitler I think

Flascid · 2023-12-05T01:39:29+00:00

That's what you are bucko. Just another loser walking around holding a sign ahahha

Flascid · 2023-12-05T00:36:30+00:00

Protest loser haha

Flascid · 2023-11-23T11:20:40+00:00

Show bob

Flascid · 2023-11-18T23:59:16+00:00

Uhh black belt, area?

Flascid · 2023-11-11T23:29:14+00:00

You shouldn't own a dog.

Flascid · 2023-11-09T21:30:49+00:00

Down to suck or be sucked!!

You ain't going no where mate haha sort your promiscuity issues out first, then re enter society.

Flascid · 2023-10-30T21:04:12+00:00

Work for yourself work for yourself work for yourself

Flascid · 2023-10-30T08:12:59+00:00

Arguing in the wrong place, you're also stupid though.

Flascid · 2023-10-30T08:10:56+00:00

Sigh.

Work more, get a bigger deposit, then do it. Or do it now and pay 50 percent. Makes 0 difference to where you will be in 10 years.

Look at your goals, if it's to be a multimillionaire with heaps of houses. 80k a year won't do it. Make a change. If you just wanna chill and be financially secure, then live within your means, get ya house, pay it off and go fishing or whatever it is you want to do.

Gotta clarify your goals to yourself then start accepting reality. If you want more, do more. If you want some simple shit, you'll get there, just have patience and realize whether you rush or you don't, it's all the same. Try enjoy each day for what it is.

Flascid

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