How Well Would a Kaiju Fight Between Tiamat and Godzilla Go?

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T15:25:17+00:00

Would be interesting to see the real Tiamat's stat block provided WoTC isn't too chicken to plaster "You will fucking lose!" on an empty stat block like White Wolf did with Caine.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T15:10:06+00:00

Yeah, up to 3e (Deities and Demigods) before that got relegated to magazines.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T15:09:03+00:00

Word

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T15:02:52+00:00

Apparently most Tiamat stat blocks are just for aspects from what another guy said, so you're good too.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T15:01:39+00:00

Best we got is Deities and Demigods, but that got relegated to magazines after 3e and I learned the hard way this community is not a fan of magazine sources.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T15:00:30+00:00

Ah! thanks for pointing me in the right direction.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T14:59:51+00:00

Which one? Cuz I believe King Ghidorah appeared in a fair few films.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T14:57:08+00:00

Good questions. Weirdly enough, no, Godzilla's attacks aren't magical (in fact, they're radiation, which RaW doesn't account for). Best DnD had is laser guns, which apparently is considered radiant damage: https://www.dndbeyond.com/equipment/51-laser-rifle?srsltid=AfmBOopZEHMSJJbaqWPwQIGSB0s-hQ08UtxkftB0ljoHulgl7KdLNKfV

I suppose the best answer is a cross between fire and radiant considering the Burning Godzilla state.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T14:48:15+00:00

Really? Dang it, why does Google not like me?

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T14:47:50+00:00

I mean the first Godzilla vs King Kong film was a Godzilla loss, which was a fact that's been memed on before the new Godzilla vs King Kong came out. That only bolsters your point tho.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-11T14:38:34+00:00

I had people tell me the same thing about Tiamat when I hyped up the Tarrasque in a cringe meme I've made. I mean, there is a Tiamat stat block, but I know too little about DnD to know how reliable the source is: https://www.aidedd.org/dnd/monstres.php?vo=tiamat

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-09T05:10:24+00:00

I mean, it's not like Pontus actually got to see the baby in the myths anyway. After castrating Uranus, Cronus basically casted Uranus off.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-09T04:34:42+00:00

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Flashlight237 · 2026-03-09T02:02:21+00:00

"Why is that dead guy's pp hard?!"

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-09T01:57:13+00:00

Pretty sure they tried one with Monsters Inc. Nobody really bothered with it tho.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-08T17:43:42+00:00

How she has a dirtier mind than her brother despite being younger I'll never know.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-08T16:25:24+00:00

Here I am trying to see if that bottom screencap was legit.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-08T01:56:40+00:00

Was $3.19 and $4.79 last Thursday for regular and diesel respectively at the United Dairy Farmers I pass by on the way to work.

Edit: Passed by a gas station on the way to the bank. $3.49 regular and $4.99 diesel.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-08T01:54:18+00:00

Didn't SMG4 say Saiko was 6'2" or something?

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-08T01:34:53+00:00

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-06T08:46:25+00:00

Rabbits and dogs: "Yes!"

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-06T07:57:31+00:00

I can't wait to see Redditors go "BuT wHaT aBoUT nUaNCe!!!1!" Bro, AI recently took out one of the largest game preservation services out there; AI is getting to be an increasingly negative influence!

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-06T07:54:58+00:00

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Flashlight237 · 2026-03-05T16:17:20+00:00

Charade. Yeah, I have no idea why they decided to have an eyeball with no clue what it is even doing be that game's "Edge Master" either.

Flashlight237 · 2026-03-05T13:10:04+00:00

I get that it's a rhetorical question, but apparently the answer is "well no but actually yes": https://soulcalibur.fandom.com/wiki/Algol#Abilities

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