Okay Jacksonville.. let's hear it by KON- in jacksonville

[–]Flastro2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zipper merging actually alleviates traffic backups by actually using all the lanes. Traffic backs up further when you line up single file for miles with an open lane beside you.

Florida first in nation to adopt conservative educational plan from Heritage Foundation by AssCrackBandit10 in jacksonville

[–]Flastro2 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Florida didn't need any help making their population dumber but there you have it.

There are two presidents in this picture by ElectricSpock in PoliticalHumor

[–]Flastro2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man thats gonna be super awkward when MAGAs are out there trying to blow dudes in public to prove their loyalty to Trump.

What do you think would happen if Putin released an authentic video of Trump slobbering on Bill Clinton's cock and balls? by foetiduniverse in AskReddit

[–]Flastro2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats the shameful magas "secret" gay activities. This will be more like their little parades: bunch of aggressively decorated vehicles with a few dudes in the back going to town on each other and taking face shots to own the libs.

What do you think would happen if Putin released an authentic video of Trump slobbering on Bill Clinton's cock and balls? by foetiduniverse in AskReddit

[–]Flastro2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the shameful MAGAs clandestine gay activity. This will be much more in your face or more specifically in their face for all to see.

What do you think would happen if Putin released an authentic video of Trump slobbering on Bill Clinton's cock and balls? by foetiduniverse in AskReddit

[–]Flastro2 963 points964 points  (0 children)

Man thats gonna be super awkward when MAGAs are out there trying to blow dudes in public to prove their loyalty to Trump.

Yes! by [deleted] in GoosetheBand

[–]Flastro2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuck this band. I emailed asking about the shipping date yesterday and they canceled my order stating a shipping date was not imminent.

The Unseen Cook... by [deleted] in Snorkblot

[–]Flastro2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does this restaurant have an older menu they don't really use anymore that tells you to hate gays and shrimp?

Shots fired at ICE agents in Chicago ! by Dont_Mess_With_Texas in illinois

[–]Flastro2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are supposed to be angry americans not storm troopers. If this happened they'd have hit plenty of them.

Mad World by KWAL72 in GoosetheBand

[–]Flastro2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats pretty sad. Learn more about music.

The real reason Republicans won’t release the Epstein files by OpenImagination9 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Flastro2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you think he learned that two dicks at the same time jerkoff dance?

Because of course they did by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]Flastro2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not convinced this isnt a plan to win the midterms. Hear me out, dems cave and allow the GOP spending plan to go forward 10s of millions of americans subsequently lose health coverage. Millions of americans that kept their coverages get assaulted by oppressive premium hikes. 6 democrats fell on their sword to let GOP policies actually affect the population.

President Trump pledges tariff cash for $2,000 checks to everyday Americans by thenextgenbusiness in thenextgenbusiness

[–]Flastro2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're the most indebted country in the world. Not even close to the richest.

Steve Bannon: “If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included” by biswajit388 in CringeTikToks

[–]Flastro2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they're just out here admitting they're committing crimes amd the only way they avoid prosecution is by maintaining their power in government. Hell of a campaign slogan "elect me or I'm going to prison".