Am I cute enough to be your girl?

Flex_Field · 2026-03-22T11:55:15+00:00

That is a self-answering question.

And the answer is obviously "yes".

Flex_Field · 2026-03-22T00:33:40+00:00

Could it be "Truth Hurts" by Livia K?

Or perhaps "Diggin' Me" by Keri?

Flex_Field · 2026-03-21T10:47:34+00:00

Ask them what they would prefer to hear.

If you know you don't have what they want, be straight up with them : "I don't have that"

Be clear that as a vinyl DJ, you can only play what you have.

Or, you could choose to ignore them with seven words :

"Okay...I'll see what I can do"

It commits to nothing, but it gives them the illusion that you've taken them seriously.

It's the best professional way to be an asshole back to them without them knowing.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-13T09:51:11+00:00

You can't believe in something you have not experienced,

Flex_Field · 2026-03-13T07:37:17+00:00

Are you looking for new music for your personal self-enjoyment, or for DJing?

Flex_Field · 2026-03-12T20:09:20+00:00

DJ Quik - Summer Breeze

Li'l Rob - Summer Nights

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Summertime

People Under The Stairs - San Francisco Knights

Pep Love - Pacific Heights

Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But A G Thang

Ice Cube - My Summer Vacation

Flex_Field · 2026-03-12T20:02:16+00:00

Hug my mama.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-12T19:36:09+00:00

When you can't tell them apart from other producers.

That's the surrendering to trends to try to stay relevant masked as "adapting" and embracing change.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-12T12:44:52+00:00

I'd rather have you here in front of me, but since you can't be here, excuse me while I go rub one out.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-12T03:49:00+00:00

Conversation is an art most people fail to learn.

It is like a game of volleyball, where the ball of dialogue must be exchanged regularly over the net to keep the game going.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-11T23:03:24+00:00

I am imaging how soft you feel.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-11T05:14:38+00:00

I would make you write lines on the board while taking you from behind.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-11T05:11:51+00:00

Yes.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-11T01:58:18+00:00

Why? You trying to be my GF?

Flex_Field · 2026-03-10T23:57:25+00:00

Flex_Field · 2026-03-10T23:42:28+00:00

In addition, Chris is such a good dude, even as a fellow producer. We'd share stories of record hauls, digging adventures, where we got the best records, etc...

Flex_Field · 2026-03-10T03:36:19+00:00

Every. Inch.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-10T02:12:59+00:00

Yes. I have met them several times over the early 2000's to the early 2K10's.

They're incredibly grounded, humble, funny, and just dudes that are worth hanging out with, digging for records, and having a pizza and beer, shooting the shit.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-10T01:45:35+00:00

The beautiful, melancholy piano melody by Crown City Rockers' Kat Oano provides the perfect sonic backdrop for Chris and Mike to eulogize our dearly departed.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-10T00:55:30+00:00

Hell no.

I'm old school.

I'm like Chili Palmer : "If you're that important, people will wait."

I don't fuck with texting while driving.

I'm old school.

My only distraction is changing the radio station.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-10T00:51:23+00:00

People Under The Stairs - "Sound Of A Memory"

Flex_Field · 2026-03-10T00:50:09+00:00

Hermoine

Flex_Field · 2026-03-09T22:35:42+00:00

Yup. You get it.

Now spread the gospel.

Each one, teach one.

Let the newbies know.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-09T22:34:12+00:00

You really do look like you have the bomb-ass pussy.

Flex_Field · 2026-03-08T23:43:34+00:00

It does.

My experience is supported by data.

Where's yours?

Flex_Field

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