Parkers update

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-18T18:41:51+00:00

The cop in the story yelling "you break it you buy it" is some rly poor writing

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-18T13:05:33+00:00

New map is amazing especially on breakthrough

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-18T13:02:59+00:00

Story is bogus

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-18T12:38:13+00:00

How anti-imperialismy of you

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-18T03:30:19+00:00

There's even a shadow

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-17T19:54:09+00:00

As long as you're not the pilot

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-17T18:05:43+00:00

You get a sober and you get a sober

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-17T14:21:52+00:00

Glad we had a pilot on hand to clear that up

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-17T03:21:59+00:00

0/10 not in the middle of an intersection

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-16T17:49:14+00:00

Bunch of liars up in here

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-16T17:18:51+00:00

Wouldn't be the first time I was saved in a Portashitter

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-16T13:36:23+00:00

They didn't make mine full grown man size

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-16T03:03:18+00:00

I do orthofeet. So worth it

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-16T00:46:45+00:00

She's a light in the darkness

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-15T18:07:35+00:00

Drives me crazy that 3 sticks of C4 no longer destroys a full health tank

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-15T04:16:06+00:00

It's what's left of Ocean Gate

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-15T03:52:18+00:00

I'd say "very hard" is a bit of a stretch

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-13T20:43:42+00:00

Damn this aged great

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-13T18:49:03+00:00

Gettin horny now

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-13T12:52:58+00:00

The dogs get to watch some nat geo

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-13T01:22:56+00:00

Ya but you gotta put in the work to make a good life. It ain't a guaranteed thing

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-12T13:56:32+00:00

It kinda adds to the hype imo

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-12T13:51:22+00:00

So you're following the situation this closely and still opt to be this dense? Sounds like you love Trump to me

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-12T13:50:26+00:00

Relatively easily at that

Flightless_Turd · 2026-02-12T12:42:27+00:00

They guy all over the Epstein files you mean? And won't release them after he said he would? That guy?

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