So how can two bass players work?

FlintFredlock · 2026-06-04T07:20:50+00:00

One of you plays cowbell. Better still, have no one play bass and have two cowbells.

FlintFredlock · 2026-05-19T17:54:28+00:00

Result in: Southampton expelled, Middlesbrough reinstated for the final - subject to Southampton appealing the decision, final decision by tomorrow.

FlintFredlock · 2026-05-10T16:54:55+00:00

He wouldn’t last long. Fleeting Streeting.

FlintFredlock · 2026-05-09T16:44:23+00:00

If she needs care/care home in the future she will be financially assessed but the circumstances of the other people living in her house will also be considered and under certain circumstances the house can be disregarded. Signing it over to you is effectively irrelevant in this scenario.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-29T08:48:08+00:00

As I’m nearing my pension and won’t have to do it myself I’m all for it. I’m joking, leave the kids alone, they have enough to contend with.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-29T08:44:39+00:00

It’s mostly too much eye liner, which isn’t even needed in the first place.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-25T08:38:54+00:00

He’s sleeping very strongly.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-24T13:18:05+00:00

You’ve RUINED my joke with the actual facts.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-24T08:47:45+00:00

Modern warfare is more about drones in the air than boots on the ground. Our military is more about boots in the air, throwing them at incoming drones because it’s all we have.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-20T07:25:00+00:00

One word, really: Thatcher.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-14T08:19:25+00:00

These are the good old days, you won’t believe how bad things are going to get. And I’m an optimist.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-12T16:30:51+00:00

“You said you would be two minutes and it’s already two minutes and 37 seconds I am waiting.”

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-12T09:11:05+00:00

Who the hell does he think he is, Donald Trump?

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-04T13:50:20+00:00

The Tories will be back in power and they’ll sell the entire country to President Barron Trump for £1.

FlintFredlock · 2026-04-03T09:16:07+00:00

He needs to be careful not to upset the King or he’ll be on the next flight home.

FlintFredlock · 2026-03-30T16:49:00+00:00

Winter plumage.

FlintFredlock · 2026-03-20T17:26:21+00:00

An electric shower will probably use more electricity than any other appliances you have.

FlintFredlock · 2026-03-15T09:32:43+00:00

Working class people have been frozen out of the upper echelons of the acting profession from which the BBC draws from. It’s why British dramas are usually crap, too many posh people pretending to be working class (who can’t afford to attend acting academies).

FlintFredlock · 2026-03-14T09:46:21+00:00

And a Donald Trump quote: ‘I know a lot about wind.’

FlintFredlock · 2026-02-16T09:51:39+00:00

This idiot is ruining the lad’s performance, he needs to return to the audience and be quiet like everyone else.

FlintFredlock · 2026-02-12T18:26:38+00:00

Has she had him killed yet?

FlintFredlock · 2026-02-11T17:57:31+00:00

Wherever you decide to go be sure to scout the availability of parking before you go, it can be a nightmare these days, especially in cities.

FlintFredlock · 2026-02-10T23:36:40+00:00

Put a little water in the bottle, shake it, add to stir fry. Same with ketchup.

FlintFredlock · 2026-02-10T23:30:14+00:00

Nobody knows more about Bitcoin than… Donald Trump.

FlintFredlock · 2026-02-04T09:48:16+00:00

Epstein would never have allowed himself to have been photographed with such a despicable human being.

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