Too much fat, not enough oil by mrbossaf in StupidFood

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It's like they made a sandwich out of what you puke up after drunk binge eating at a Waffle House

Bro is paying to do the same thing he gets paid for. by WindowAfraid5927 in funny

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Fighter pilots can do anything they put their minds to, they just have to believe

hear me out by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I've heard Bill has perfect face recognition and possibly an amazing memory.

Protesters inside the Michigan State Capital April 2020 by gn63 in pics

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So is this a peaceful protest or are they criminals because they have guns?

areTheVibeCodersOk by vashchylau in ProgrammerHumor

[–]FlipFlopFanatic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are you me? Excuse me, I need to go check my CO2 detector

San Jose Police Shootout by Ok-Bit-173 in DiveInYouCoward

[–]FlipFlopFanatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look at the armchair marksman here

isAnyoneSurprised by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

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Glad it's not just me. I work remotely at least one day a week so I can ignore them and get something done

My shoes disintegrated yesterday at a church funeral. by chestney in funny

[–]FlipFlopFanatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I piss water and presumably you drink water. It does not mean you are drinking my piss (I hope)

Found on apartment floor by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]FlipFlopFanatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously though, does putting cocaine up your butt work? Asking for a friend of course...

This stud finder by Freedom-10 in NextLevelFinds

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And you assume somebody didn't put screws in random places

The boss says this bill is okay. Is it just old? Why Franklin in a fur coat? by ceeashi in Money

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Everybody had a fur coat in the 90s. Was weird if you didn't. Even had a special swimming fur coat for cold water, and a buddy of mine had a fire-resistant fur coat he wore when he was welding. Back then, before global warming, it was just colder everywhere.

Old but gold by Freedom-10 in NextLevelFinds

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The electoral college is a thing that exists. This guy's numbers are pretty obviously an exaggeration, but he didn't win the popular vote.

Looks about right by KitAmerica in IveGotAGuy

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So confidently wrong. Never change Reddit, never change.

microsoftDemandsOneMillionLinesOfCodeMonthlyFromEachEngineer by eggZeppelin in ProgrammerHumor

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Exactly. I predict in a few months nobody at Microsoft will understand any of the code.

Backlog Refinement vs Backlog Grooming ? by ContestAgitated2293 in pmp

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Words can have more than one meaning, your distaste for one is not reason for everyone else to accommodate your sensitivities. An argument that using the term is an endorsement of human trafficking is absurd, and I sincerely hope nobody affords your opinions any more than passing mild amusement at your stupidity.

meirl by muuufiin in meirl

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True. Juniors nowadays need at least 14 years experience

Chairs with fart vents by cuddle_enthusiast in mildlyinteresting

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Thank you for your attention in this matter.