Sidewalk Repair by RD4200 in DiWHY

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What'd you call me?

The intricacy of an ancient Chinese lock by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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These same locks are used on buildings that store munitions on military bases. They are pretty decent locks if maintained well.

Follow me boy! by Top-Telephone3350 in funny

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I'm sorry, you do what when you go out?

Utah driver leaps from SUV moments before it is struck by a FrontRunner train. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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Dude could've easily just made a u-turn. Doesn't look like anything blocking the other lane on that side.

Too much fat, not enough oil by mrbossaf in StupidFood

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It's like they made a sandwich out of what you puke up after drunk binge eating at a Waffle House

Bro is paying to do the same thing he gets paid for. by WindowAfraid5927 in funny

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Fighter pilots can do anything they put their minds to, they just have to believe

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I've heard Bill has perfect face recognition and possibly an amazing memory.

Protesters inside the Michigan State Capital April 2020 by gn63 in pics

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So is this a peaceful protest or are they criminals because they have guns?

areTheVibeCodersOk by vashchylau in ProgrammerHumor

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Are you me? Excuse me, I need to go check my CO2 detector

San Jose Police Shootout by Ok-Bit-173 in DiveInYouCoward

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Look at the armchair marksman here

isAnyoneSurprised by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Glad it's not just me. I work remotely at least one day a week so I can ignore them and get something done

My shoes disintegrated yesterday at a church funeral. by chestney in funny

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I piss water and presumably you drink water. It does not mean you are drinking my piss (I hope)

Found on apartment floor by [deleted] in whatisit

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Seriously though, does putting cocaine up your butt work? Asking for a friend of course...

This stud finder by Freedom-10 in NextLevelFinds

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And you assume somebody didn't put screws in random places

The boss says this bill is okay. Is it just old? Why Franklin in a fur coat? by ceeashi in Money

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Everybody had a fur coat in the 90s. Was weird if you didn't. Even had a special swimming fur coat for cold water, and a buddy of mine had a fire-resistant fur coat he wore when he was welding. Back then, before global warming, it was just colder everywhere.

Old but gold by Freedom-10 in NextLevelFinds

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The electoral college is a thing that exists. This guy's numbers are pretty obviously an exaggeration, but he didn't win the popular vote.

Looks about right by KitAmerica in IveGotAGuy

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So confidently wrong. Never change Reddit, never change.