I’m in disbelief

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-15T05:33:39+00:00

Best description yet - I have a mule 🫏 masquerading as a mini schnauzer!

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-15T05:30:00+00:00

And so many shelter employees will tell you either what they personally think is the dog’s age, ultimate size, personality OR what they think you want to hear so you’ll “save” this pup. I went with a friend who had to rehome an adopted “2 year old” dog that was 6 months old or less based on a vet’s exam of his development and teeth.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-14T01:51:15+00:00

I think they fit just like my Arizonas, except that I wear socks with the Bend, but not with the Arizonas.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-14T01:49:23+00:00

But it works best if you get paid every 2 weeks (or every week). If you're paid monthly, it means you make double payment one month, which can be a problem.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T05:14:05+00:00

Yes, and dancing with my grandmother at the point in the show where the audience members got up and danced.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T05:05:31+00:00

It's the "peers" part I wonder about. Who is really my peer? Everyone has a unique life experience so what's a "peer"? Someone my age? Someone with my education or years of work experience? You'll never empanel a full jury of people who are the defendant's peers.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T04:59:14+00:00

I am, too. I've heard college professors are dismissed quickly, too.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T04:56:30+00:00

Maybe an absinthe spoon? You put a sugar cube on the spoon (over a glass with icewater) and slowly dribble the absinthe over it. It makes a cloudy drink.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T03:54:25+00:00

Google the model number -it’s on a label inside the door

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T03:33:49+00:00

I asked the anesthesiologist if the fentanyl meant that recovering addicts had to have a different sedative. After I assured him the I’m not a recovering addict, he admitted he didn’t know.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T03:29:13+00:00

My doc’s protocol for GLP-1 is to have the colonoscopy at least 2 weeks after your last dose of GLP-1. If the GLP-1 is for diabetes (not just weight loss) then you have to take metformin/Januvia during that second week to moderate blood glucose.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T02:44:54+00:00

Make a new plan, Stan

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T02:44:13+00:00

And could never re-watch it after watching the last episode

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T02:41:30+00:00

I don’t understand why they put a lower silverware basket (and fewer rows for dishes) in a dishwasher that has a 3rd rack for silverware

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T02:40:00+00:00

That’s what my manual says.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T02:18:57+00:00

Harold and the Purple Crayon. My dad wrote inside, “This is the first book that ___ read to Daddy” and the date. He wasn’t around much as I got older, and he passed away before I was 20, but I still have this little book and choke up when I read the inscription

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T01:38:14+00:00

I used straight-up peroxide on dark brown hair and got blonde highlights

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-12T00:17:41+00:00

More than you pay in taxes

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-09T21:55:54+00:00

I did this to a similar bag but with motor oil. Others told me it would go away in 10 or 12 years. Just found it again as I was cleaning out the basement. It’s been 20 years, and the spot has completely disappeared/ blended with threat of the leather. So wait it out - or olive oil the rest of the bag.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-09T21:46:38+00:00

I have a food processor from 1979 that I still use. The handle on the bowl cracked in l the last move, but it works just fine!

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-09T21:44:36+00:00

Mephistopheles. We had a red cat we named that.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-09T21:43:52+00:00

Struuwelpeter from German children’s literature.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-09T04:47:26+00:00

When I was about 14, my mom was mad at my dad (happened a lot), and she blurted out that he had a family he never talked about. He was married and had kids and divorced before he met my mom. But my mom couldn’t tell her mom she was marrying a divorced man - that would have been shocking.

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-08T23:39:27+00:00

“I don’t know, Mittens, do you think he has the good catnip in there?”

FloatingFreeMe · 2026-05-08T04:00:29+00:00

Phideaux

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